Replying to The cheese paradox

The stage is set for the largest cheese convention in United States history. 37 different cheeses are brought in and 48 are brought in later. 15 legendary cheese experts are flown in to ridicule the cheese. They expect there to be 75 total cheeses in the testing room, but there are only 30. Suddenly they realize that the perpetrator was the Gouda. It dawns on them. The sky turns a dark stormy grey and the wind howls. The more holes the cheese has in its surface the less cheese there is total. Therefore every hole makes the cheese a little more less