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The cheese paradox

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Treegrabber
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The stage is set for the largest cheese convention in United States history. 37 different cheeses are brought in and 48 are brought in later. 15 legendary cheese experts are flown in to ridicule the cheese. They expect there to be 75 total cheeses in the testing room, but there are only 30. Suddenly they realize that the perpetrator was the Gouda. It dawns on them. The sky turns a dark stormy grey and the wind howls. The more holes the cheese has in its surface the less cheese there is total. Therefore every hole makes the cheese a little more less
Feb 27 2021 12:08AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37522 - Karma: 121,454
do tell more
Feb 27 2021 12:12AM
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little1337
Posts: 8257 - Karma: 48,228
but the more cheese there is the more more holes there are so the less cheese there is ah jeez
Feb 27 2021 1:06AM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
Cream chease will reign Supreme this year
Feb 27 2021 2:22AM
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Lonely
Posts: 6767 - Karma: 62,130



C H E E S E
Feb 27 2021 2:46AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
And yet, no one mentions the cheese cake sitting lonely in the corner.
Feb 27 2021 9:19AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13106 - Karma: 18,904
great, now I want to eat cheese
Feb 27 2021 9:25AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9791 - Karma: 72,406
Although more holes means less cheese, it also means more surface area.
Feb 27 2021 9:47AM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
You give the meanest old white man some cheese and he turn into mr rogers
Feb 27 2021 7:49PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7841 - Karma: 22,142
There's many a night I've dreamed of cheese.
Feb 27 2021 9:33PM
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zoinked
Posts: 240 - Karma: 1,356
cheese makes me gassy
Feb 28 2021 5:33PM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9791 - Karma: 72,406
I like cheese that smells like butt but I don't like to smell butt. That's the real cheese paradox
Feb 28 2021 6:30PM
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