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snowmosexual
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 10,020
What's some wisdom you've heard? I've got one:

What's the best ski hill in the world?

The one you're on
Feb 22 2021 10:08PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7896 - Karma: 63,922
There’s no bad conditions just bad skiers- my dad

anything under100 is pussy shit-Charlie Rumfola
Feb 22 2021 10:16PM
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typicaldenverkid
Posts: 115 - Karma: 1,133
Can’t catch an edge if you do t turn
Feb 22 2021 10:27PM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 69,840
You don't suck at moguls, you suck at skiing

From a vid posted by @bennisolomon - 'Snow's good, huck whatever'

It may be cold, but at least it's windy!

There are no friends on a pow day

Love thy gaper

If it was easy it'd be called snowboarding

Beat the freshy frenzy/powder panic by sleeping in till noon

Leave no turn unstoned
Feb 22 2021 10:41PM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1220 - Karma: 5,145
anything @cydwhit writes

also, who's the best skier on the mountain?
whoever is having the most fun.
Feb 22 2021 10:46PM
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koolkale
Posts: 109 - Karma: 1,411
if you don't rub ur nub up on those lift gates before getting onto the chair, you are not taking full advantage of the amenities Vail ski resorts have to offer
Feb 22 2021 10:53PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 10,020
It's not the wand it's the wizard
Feb 22 2021 10:55PM
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 10,220
Anything is soft if you go fast enough.

Can't get hurt if you're in the air

Drop the knee, hit a tree

If you don't get hurt, you aren't trying hard enough

High dins, low standards

Low dins, high standards
Feb 22 2021 10:55PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37372 - Karma: 119,840
You wouldnt get married on the first date, so don't bet your life on one snowpit. (I think thats how it goes, but its a bruce tremper quote paraphrased and shit)

**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2021 at 10:58:03pm
Feb 22 2021 10:57PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
Dont wait up for anyone in life; you will end up waiting your entire life
Feb 22 2021 11:23PM
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elm.
Posts: 1492 - Karma: 13,497
Bended_ToenailAnything is soft if you go fast enough.

Can't get hurt if you're in the air

Drop the knee, hit a tree

If you don't get hurt, you aren't trying hard enough

High dins, low standards

Low dins, high standards


Dislocated my shoulder midair so that statement is false
Feb 22 2021 11:57PM
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 16,810
Fuck it just huck it.
Skiing powder is like surfing pussy.
Trust me, the guy that runs the Vail premium lot always takes weed as payment...
When its puking snow, every track is fresh tracks.
If your a true local then whiteout conditions dont matter, you should know that shit by heart anyway.
Feb 23 2021 12:42AM
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jaybake
Posts: 223 - Karma: 616
Point it pussy
Feb 23 2021 1:16AM
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dwt802
Posts: 3237 - Karma: 31,954
the best places to find good snow are those you’d think to go to last
Feb 23 2021 1:19AM
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TreyDudski
Posts: 362 - Karma: 3,827
"When in trouble, tuck for a double" Gave myself a concussion in high school off that quote lmao
Feb 23 2021 1:30AM
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AlaskaDogfart
Posts: 267 - Karma: 2,926
"Wu Tang is for the children"
Feb 23 2021 1:37AM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 21,268
Don’t be a boner when you land
Feb 23 2021 2:41AM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2638 - Karma: 11,971
The best skier on the mountain is the one having the most fun.
Feb 23 2021 6:04AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 6960 - Karma: 60,850
“There are no bad skis, only bad skiers”

”Live to ski another day”
Feb 23 2021 7:52AM
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johnblaze
Posts: 1477 - Karma: 2,596
Some of the best from the O.G.



“I won’t ruin a good story with the absolute truth.”
“Never tell a lie, because you don’t have a good enough memory.”
“Always try everything at least twice.”
“Freedom is located somewhere outside the box.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your thing.”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
“One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.”
“If you don’t have any idea where you’re going, you’ll probably end up there.”
“Freedom is when preparation meets the opportunity you have created.”
“How old would you be if you didn’t know when you were born?”
“Birthdays are good for you – the more you have the longer you live.”
“Don’t take life seriously, because you won’t come out of it alive.”
“Die living.”
“Adventure is the invitation for common people to become uncommon.”
“You can’t get hurt skiing unless you fall.”
“The definition of extreme is to go past your known limits by an unknown amount.”
“The best place in the world to ski is where you’re skiing that day.”
“If you don’t do it this year, you’ll be one year older when you do.”



1. “If you don’t do it this year, you will be one year older when you do.”

2. “If at first, you don’t succeed, failure may be your thing.”

3. “People weren’t made to fly, that’s why we make kickers.”

4. “The best thing about skiing backward is you can see where you’ve been.”

5. “On the other hand, you have different fingers.”

6. “Don’t take life too seriously, because you can’t come out of it alive.”

7. “They say its always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper… that’s the time to do it.”

8. “If your parents didn’t have children, odds are you won’t either.”

9. “Twin tip skis have insured that today’s skiers can ride backward, as much as they can forwards, why they want to do that? I don’t know…..”

10. “Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.”


Not sure if this one was his but I like it - Warm beer is significantly colder than no beer.
Feb 23 2021 11:50AM
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 21,450
I heard someone say skiing is like standing but faster
Feb 23 2021 12:09PM
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Charliehermens1
Posts: 107 - Karma: 806
stinky_cheeseanything @cydwhit writes

also, who's the best skier on the mountain?
whoever is having the most fun.

I’m the best skier on the mountain *
Feb 23 2021 12:10PM
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shred14
Posts: 201 - Karma: 1,128
"When in doubt point it out"

**This post was edited on Feb 23rd 2021 at 1:15:34pm
Feb 23 2021 1:14PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9337 - Karma: 68,190
@BenWhit

"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter
that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way
trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
Feb 23 2021 4:25PM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5022 - Karma: 50,828
BiffbarfLove thy gaper

Beat the freshy frenzy/powder panic by sleeping in till noon

Leave no turn unstoned


big fan of these 3
Feb 23 2021 4:53PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
En bon Québécois :
" Dans l'doute, l'gaz au boutte" (all gas no brakes)
" Deux laps, mais on s'parle en bas" (two laps, but let's talk at the bottom)
Feb 23 2021 5:15PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
If you’re gonna half-ass a trick don’t even bother trying it
Feb 23 2021 5:30PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 6960 - Karma: 60,850
“2 more, skip the last”
Vino" Deux laps, mais on s'parle en bas" (two laps, but let's talk at the bottom)
Feb 23 2021 5:43PM
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doubleblackjack
Posts: 627 - Karma: 6,720
Free the heel ski for real
Feb 23 2021 6:06PM
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Grimesg
Posts: 136 - Karma: 1,013
It’s better to make a little doing something you love than to make a lot doing something you hate.
Feb 23 2021 6:10PM
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bennisolomon
Posts: 43 - Karma: 353
Haha thanks for the shoutout!

Here’s some more, write these down kids: “skiing’s the easy part” - Aspen Extreme
“What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?” - Hot Dog
”if you don’t do it this year, you’ll be one year older when you do” - Shane McConkey
BiffbarfYou don't suck at moguls, you suck at skiing

From a vid posted by @bennisolomon - 'Snow's good, huck whatever'

It may be cold, but at least it's windy!

There are no friends on a pow day

Love thy gaper

If it was easy it'd be called snowboarding

Beat the freshy frenzy/powder panic by sleeping in till noon

Leave no turn unstoned
Feb 23 2021 6:34PM
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bennisolomon
Posts: 43 - Karma: 353
Oh and one more..
”point em downhill guy” - Donny Pelliter
bennisolomonHaha thanks for the shoutout!

Here’s some more, write these down kids: “skiing’s the easy part” - Aspen Extreme
“What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?” - Hot Dog
”if you don’t do it this year, you’ll be one year older when you do” - Shane McConkey
Feb 23 2021 6:41PM
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Butterytips69
Posts: 722 - Karma: 8,043
bennisolomonOh and one more..
”point em downhill guy” - Donny Pelliter

Did you get Cianbro to build this friggin lift?
Feb 23 2021 8:33PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
DeebieSkeebiesYou wouldnt get married on the first date, so don't bet your life on one snowpit. (I think thats how it goes, but its a bruce tremper quote paraphrased and shit)

**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2021 at 10:58:03pm


Never trust a hoar no matter how deep you bury her.
Feb 23 2021 8:53PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,578
Get Full Tilts
Feb 23 2021 8:56PM
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Gnar_Shralp406
Posts: 332 - Karma: 2,097
snowmosexualWhat's some wisdom you've heard? I've got one:

What's the best ski hill in the world?

The one you're on


My freshman year, an older bbowler introduced me to resin hits.
Feb 23 2021 10:00PM
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nkwillie
Posts: 79 - Karma: 460
If you’re not falling, you’re not trying hard enough

First run is gonna suck
Feb 23 2021 11:08PM
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ASAPCarter
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Christian_BaleI heard someone say skiing is like standing but faster


Came here to say this but ya beat me to it. Whoever said that must be a pretty cool guy
Feb 24 2021 12:38AM
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keagan.karstens
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 34,648
This could just be me but sometimes I have trouble committing to new tricks, so what I do, is I have one of my buddies wait below the feature and just watch me from down there. That way I have to stare at him the whole time approaching the feature and it distracts me enough and gives just the right amount of pressure where I’m able to commit to the trick and normally stomp it.
Feb 24 2021 9:00AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3575 - Karma: 28,865
Read the avvy report or end up in the dirt

(tried to make it rhyme)
Feb 24 2021 9:31AM
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vincenzm
Posts: 27 - Karma: 178
smoke grass, ski fast, eat ass
Feb 24 2021 12:08PM
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lj_merk
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Drive the knee
Feb 24 2021 8:03PM
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bogust
Posts: 686 - Karma: 7,072
somke ass, ski grass and eat fast
Feb 24 2021 8:22PM
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2569 - Karma: 28,944
Skiing is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings.
Feb 26 2021 11:00AM
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Jems
Posts: 7502 - Karma: 97,083
“let’s hit the shack”
Feb 26 2021 11:06AM
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GayWolf420
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(applies to days that are less-than-ideal in terms of weather and conditions)

my best buddy told me this once: Just drink enough 'till the skiing is fun again.

can confirm it does in fact work
Feb 26 2021 4:40PM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5022 - Karma: 50,828
DeebieSkeebies(applies to days that are less-than-ideal in terms of weather and conditions)

my best buddy told me this once: Just drink enough 'till the skiing is fun again.

can confirm it does in fact work


also works with weed, I've had many good times on terrible icy january days, just gotta make enough trips to the piff hut
Feb 26 2021 4:44PM
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nkwillie
Posts: 79 - Karma: 460
"Ski like Urkel" - My mom teaching me better "form" as a kid
Mar 3 2021 3:54PM
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SammyDubz
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a man has two things

his cock and his word - milfhunter
Mar 3 2021 4:24PM
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KCoCM
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SHRED TILL UR DEAD
Mar 3 2021 4:27PM
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