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r00kieSay you got new tires and are seeing how they behave in the snow. For safety.
MichiganCatFartOfficer looks down at you "new" tires
r00kieYou put my new tires on 2 weeks ago. Liar.
BiffbarfYes, dickhead cops will absolutely protect and serve the shit outta you for playing in an empty snowy parkinglot. Copped a reckless driving ticket at 17 for doing just that. Same points as a DUI for spinning cookies in an empty parking lot. Fuck the po-lice.
ColoradoDogfartAlways gotta follow the rule of 5-10 mins MAX at a parking lot. Even if there’s nobody in aight bad things tend to happen when you start fucking around for 15mins or so. No matter what you gotta leave
Shower_BoyI can sorta agree, was drifting for 2 hours the other night before I finally slid into a median and called it a night. Burned a quarter tank of gas doing figure 8s
ColoradoDogfartYeah what I mean is 5-10 mins at a single spot, then you go to another parking lot or side street and do the same thing. That way people don’t have enough time to call the cops and have them get out there. How’s your whip tho after that crash?
MichiganCatFartOfficer looks down at you "new" tires
SuspiciousFishI have kind of a funny buy messed up story about this. Years ago around 2008 I was at CU and was stoned and tearing up a parking lot in Boulder in my Impreza. I think it was Target but I cant remember. Anyway, I was doing some tight doughnuts having a good time when suddenly I see this cop start to slow roll from the parking lot next to the one I was in.
I knew I was right fucked and started to panic then suddenly this plan all came together. There was this kid trying to push a bunch of carts back into the store and I think he was mentally or physically handicap because he was limping and having a really hard time. So anyway, I throw the car into the nearest parking spot and run over and just start pushing the carts back with this kid who was super stoked to get help. Just at that moment the cop slow rolled right behind me and I did everything I could to no make eye contact. Finally I looked over and he stopped for a second and just glared at me but would have looked like a total ass by getting out and chewing me out while I was doing some straight up public service.
Finally he rolled off down the street and the kid was all thankful when we got to the store but I was so shaken and baked I didnt really remember what I told him. At that point I kind of meandered around the lot and sat in my car for like 20 min to make sure the cop left and drove back to my apartment.
So remember kids, a helping hand always helps lol
MoosenGenius.
This is the same reason I always turn on jazz or classical music when I get pulled over. Throw them off and make it seems as if I really am the nerd I look like.
SuspiciousFishThe music is a clutch move. Here is another trick. If you live in Utah ask any missionary you see for their Ward pamphlet. Get it and keep in on your dash to throw the cops off.
Or now that its 2021 just tell the cop you are driving to get a COVID test and dont want to open your window.