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Best Name for a Ski

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Malcolmstoddart
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Alright, I've been chatting with my mate about this and I'm curious what y'all think. What are your favourite names for a ski of all time?
Feb 18 2021 11:11PM
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WoFlowz
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Public enemy was a pretty sick name tbh
Feb 18 2021 11:41PM
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Chunderface
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Deathwish
Feb 18 2021 11:44PM
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GunNARshredder
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This years Rossi line has some funny ones. Best probably Thanos Dog
Feb 19 2021 12:01AM
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dolanslebensraum
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2022 Volkl “See Kyle”
Feb 19 2021 12:10AM
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 10,220
Donner Party

Chipolte Banana

Hellbent

Vice
Feb 19 2021 12:21AM
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,474
The osama pro
Feb 19 2021 12:34AM
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alpineplease
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Og level knowledge
Skiblade420The osama pro
Feb 19 2021 12:47AM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6699 - Karma: 70,971
Heartcarve MeatHammer
Feb 19 2021 12:53AM
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muffMan.
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Helldorado
Feb 19 2021 1:13AM
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AlaskaDogfart
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The line blend should be renamed to the land o' lakes
Feb 19 2021 1:44AM
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WisconsinDogfart
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Afterbang, Declivity, Jetskis, masterblaster,
Feb 19 2021 2:30AM
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stinky_cheese
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devastator
mr pollards opus
hoji
billy goat
pon2oon
Feb 19 2021 2:45AM
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AlaskaDogfart
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D-sender
Feb 19 2021 3:36AM
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Slunky
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Cease & desist

whitewalker

chronic
Feb 19 2021 4:37AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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4FRNT Inthayne
Feb 19 2021 7:03AM
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CaIeb
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Black ops
hellbent

**This post was edited on Feb 19th 2021 at 7:07:05am
Feb 19 2021 7:06AM
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anders_a
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stinky_cheesedevastator
mr pollards opus
hoji
billy goat
pon2oon


they put devastator, on new friendly ski in petite lengths... this annoyes me in sevral ways, 1) new ski seeems fun, but only for shorter people... how can they call it "devastator" if your not fully grown kid can ski the longest length?. 2) how can they call a friendly ski, devastator
Feb 19 2021 7:27AM
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skiP.E.I.
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Sir Francis Bacon, Wednesday, Billy goat
Feb 19 2021 8:22AM
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ericforman
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J skis Slacker (touring)
line sick day

rossignol experience 88...just kidding
Feb 19 2021 9:10AM
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gilbertressel
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Shreditor
Feb 19 2021 9:10AM
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skiP.E.I.
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Fujative was punny
Feb 19 2021 9:30AM
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piss.boy
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tHE gAmER

in all seriousness though proboably the wet. No idea why i just like how it sounds lol
Feb 19 2021 9:44AM
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beans*
Posts: 65 - Karma: 247
Whitewalker, Blade, Kartel, Masterblaster, Wildcat, the list goes on
Feb 19 2021 10:34AM
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Thegenericskier
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volkl chopstick
Feb 19 2021 1:04PM
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kalle.
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k2 had good ones. fujative, kung fujas, seth vicious, pettitor.
Feb 19 2021 3:05PM
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Skiblade420
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anders_athey put devastator, on new friendly ski in petite lengths... this annoyes me in sevral ways, 1) new ski seeems fun, but only for shorter people... how can they call it "devastator" if your not fully grown kid can ski the longest length?. 2) how can they call a friendly ski, devastator

I agree, make it longer. Maybe just soften slightly
Feb 19 2021 4:28PM
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WoFlowz
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skiP.E.I.Fujative was punny


Kung fujas also was
Feb 19 2021 5:06PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Waiting for the Rossi Edgelords.
Feb 19 2021 7:37PM
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Malcolmstoddart
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Didn't see these in here yet, but I've always liked the powabungas and catamarans.
Feb 20 2021 1:30PM
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Money.mitch
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Pontoon
Feb 20 2021 2:34PM
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gorbdawggybrent
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kartel is a sick name
Feb 20 2021 6:47PM
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Malcolmstoddart
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Can't believe they're going back to the Jeffery's, Kartel is a great name
brentkimballkartel is a sick name
Feb 20 2021 6:49PM
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Malcolmstoddart
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Can't believe they're going back to the Jeffery's, Kartel is a great name
brentkimballkartel is a sick name
Feb 20 2021 6:49PM
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Rich_D
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Rossignol’s PowAir always made me smile
Feb 20 2021 6:49PM
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gorbdawggybrent
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MalcolmstoddartCan't believe they're going back to the Jeffery's, Kartel is a great name

i thought it was because someone named kartel left their team
jeffery is scott’s dads name i think
Feb 20 2021 6:50PM
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ASSholebomber22
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brentkimballi thought it was because someone named kartel left their team
jeffery is scott’s dads name i think


Ah yes kartel fostvedt love that guy
Feb 20 2021 6:58PM
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Slunky
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brentkimballi thought it was because someone named kartel left their team
jeffery is scott’s dads name i think

kartel was named for karl fostvedt who left for k2, I think Jeffrey is his brother
Feb 20 2021 6:58PM
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CatdickBojangles
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BiffbarfAh yes kartel fostvedt love that guy


Lmao
Feb 20 2021 7:05PM
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gorbdawggybrent
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CatdickBojanglesLmao

FUCK
Feb 20 2021 7:07PM
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aaronskis
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future spin
thanos dog
wet
Feb 22 2021 2:18PM
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shin-bang
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Chipotle Banana
hellbent
ghost train
pillow fight
Feb 22 2021 3:46PM
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BrandoComando
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I love the way that Euro frontside skis roll off the tongue. Head Worldcup Rebels i.Speed Pro or Fischer RC4 The Curv GT. So clean and elegant. Or the super sick bro Rossignol BLACKOPS Whizbanger
Feb 23 2021 12:43PM
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GayWolf420
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Fujative takes the cake for me, but im biased cuz it was my fist pair of twintips.

I had a pair of KLINT skis a long time ago (remember them?) and the snow would cake onto the topsheet and block-out the N in "KLINT" so they just looked like KLIT skis, which was fun for a minute
Feb 23 2021 1:00PM
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milotv34
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on3p filthy rich
Feb 23 2021 1:17PM
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