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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4873 - Karma: -826
Balls

Word


Fuck you dogfart
Feb 14 2021 6:43PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 3,990
1. shut the
2. fuck up
Feb 18 2021 10:12AM
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asparagus
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 28,395
PeppermillRenoBalls

Fuck you dogfart

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Feb 20 2021 7:14PM
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jompcock
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 11,700
shaggy this isnt weed
Feb 20 2021 8:50PM
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jompcock
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 11,700
shaggy this isnt weed
Feb 20 2021 8:50PM
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jompcock
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 11,700
shagy this isnt weed
Feb 20 2021 8:51PM
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jompcock
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 11,700
fucking hell stop using my account TODD!!!!!!!!
Feb 20 2021 8:52PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,270
Dogfart has neither
Feb 21 2021 8:59PM
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WisconsinDogfart
Posts: 675 - Karma: 5,526
MiIfHunterDogfart has neither


dogfart has cock AND bals. Massive ones at that
Feb 22 2021 9:53PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 28,395
WisconsinDogfartdogfart has cock AND bals. Massive ones at that


I second this.
Feb 23 2021 8:39AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,270
His cock and his word

Dogfart has neither
Feb 26 2021 11:07PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22,362
Nihilism

Insecurities
Feb 27 2021 9:36PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
His garage and his beer
Feb 27 2021 9:55PM
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