Board Slamming

r00kieWhy do snowboarders stomp their board down in the lift line making a loud slamming noise? I swear once one person does it three more do it. Is this some sort of mating call or secret language? Boarders of ns, let me know. I have questions.

DeebieSkeebiesThey slap their boards in the line so that they can go and slap our girlfriends asses in bed later :/

nkwillieWhenever boarders do that I slap my ski on the ground repeatedly to show how dumb it looks

iFlipYour ski? You ride a mono ski?

DeebieSkeebiesThey slap their boards in the line so that they can go and slap our girlfriends asses in bed later :/

Profahoben_212As a partial boarder here....it gets the snow off your board so all the babes can see your sick graphics


Once one sends out the mating call, you simply can not be called beta like that in front of the babes, you must then slap your board harder and louder in order to assert dominance.....the trend continues until all the boarders tire out and one reigns supreme. Thus ensuring a successful mating season

nkwillieWhenever boarders do that I slap my ski on the ground repeatedly to show how dumb it looks

Coleg55Haha yeah *laughs nervously cause I ski and do it*

Profahoben_212As a partial boarder here....it gets the snow off your board so all the babes can see your sick graphics


Once one sends out the mating call, you simply can not be called beta like that in front of the babes, you must then slap your board harder and louder in order to assert dominance.....the trend continues until all the boarders tire out and one reigns supreme. Thus ensuring a successful mating season

Biffbarfidk but it's the most annoying shit in the world when they do it and they clip your tails in line.