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r00kie
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Why do snowboarders stomp their board down in the lift line making a loud slamming noise? I swear once one person does it three more do it. Is this some sort of mating call or secret language? Boarders of ns, let me know. I have questions.
Feb 8 2021 9:45PM
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MichiganCatFart
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/992640/Beaver-tail-slap
Feb 8 2021 9:46PM
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Biffbarf
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r00kieWhy do snowboarders stomp their board down in the lift line making a loud slamming noise? I swear once one person does it three more do it. Is this some sort of mating call or secret language? Boarders of ns, let me know. I have questions.


idk but it's the most annoying shit in the world when they do it and they clip your tails in line.
Feb 8 2021 9:47PM
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profa_212
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As a partial boarder here....it gets the snow off your board so all the babes can see your sick graphics


Once one sends out the mating call, you simply can not be called beta like that in front of the babes, you must then slap your board harder and louder in order to assert dominance.....the trend continues until all the boarders tire out and one reigns supreme. Thus ensuring a successful mating season
Feb 8 2021 9:54PM
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270on420out
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You ever smack the tail of your skis off the ground real quick to get the snow off? Same purpose.
Feb 8 2021 11:46PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37694 - Karma: 123,913
They slap their boards in the line so that they can go and slap our girlfriends asses in bed later :/
Feb 9 2021 12:14AM
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elcheapo
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The first time I heard that happen I thought someone lit off an m-80 or something, kind of a buzz kill tbh
Feb 9 2021 12:18AM
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jompcock
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It's a way of calling for a challenge to fight. If you hear that sound, you better be ready to throw hands
Feb 9 2021 1:06AM
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MiIfHunter
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DeebieSkeebiesThey slap their boards in the line so that they can go and slap our girlfriends asses in bed later :/


Like Rocco does 🤠
Feb 9 2021 11:54AM
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nkwillie
Posts: 79 - Karma: 460
Whenever boarders do that I slap my ski on the ground repeatedly to show how dumb it looks
Feb 9 2021 12:17PM
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iFlip
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nkwillieWhenever boarders do that I slap my ski on the ground repeatedly to show how dumb it looks

Your ski? You ride a mono ski?
Feb 9 2021 1:07PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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Goddamn, this shit is always the worst when u zone out working the bottom of a lift
Feb 9 2021 1:27PM
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nkwillie
Posts: 79 - Karma: 460
iFlipYour ski? You ride a mono ski?


Unfortunately my doctor said that I am not cool enough
Feb 9 2021 2:10PM
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Butterytips69
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DeebieSkeebiesThey slap their boards in the line so that they can go and slap our girlfriends asses in bed later :/

Like anyone one this website has a girlfriend
Feb 9 2021 5:07PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9432 - Karma: 69,231
Profahoben_212As a partial boarder here....it gets the snow off your board so all the babes can see your sick graphics


Once one sends out the mating call, you simply can not be called beta like that in front of the babes, you must then slap your board harder and louder in order to assert dominance.....the trend continues until all the boarders tire out and one reigns supreme. Thus ensuring a successful mating season


This reminds me of walking with dinosaurs.
Feb 9 2021 5:54PM
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muffMan.
Posts: 2822 - Karma: 26,784
Haha yeah *laughs nervously cause I ski and do it*
nkwillieWhenever boarders do that I slap my ski on the ground repeatedly to show how dumb it looks
Feb 9 2021 8:59PM
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nkwillie
Posts: 79 - Karma: 460
Coleg55Haha yeah *laughs nervously cause I ski and do it*


To be completely honest, I do it too but *quietly* because it doesn’t take nearly as much effort as boarders make it seem
Feb 9 2021 9:18PM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,222
Broad slamming
Feb 9 2021 11:16PM
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Vitiligo
Posts: 535 - Karma: 1,126
It does get annoying but at the same time I get it cause it gets snow off their board and if they have a lot of snow on them the board is heavier to hold up while going up the lift
Feb 9 2021 11:58PM
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OregonDead
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fucking degenerates
Feb 10 2021 1:07AM
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BonusNo413
Posts: 342 - Karma: 2,478
Profahoben_212As a partial boarder here....it gets the snow off your board so all the babes can see your sick graphics


Once one sends out the mating call, you simply can not be called beta like that in front of the babes, you must then slap your board harder and louder in order to assert dominance.....the trend continues until all the boarders tire out and one reigns supreme. Thus ensuring a successful mating season


lmao
Feb 13 2021 8:04PM
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HypeBeast
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Biffbarfidk but it's the most annoying shit in the world when they do it and they clip your tails in line.


100% like bitch my single ski is worth your entire board setup. I will destroy you.
Feb 13 2021 8:25PM
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msg
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 3,269
This guy definitely does it so the ladies know what he’s all about


Feb 14 2021 1:06PM
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