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Mediocre Ski Memes

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theabortionator
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Was just thinking I'm always seeing or sharing memes about ski shit. Sometimes terrain parks, snowmaking etc. But interested in what else people got whether industry shit, ripping on jerry sitting on a box, vail charging too much for a cheeseburger.

I know meme's get posted on here and theres probably been a few threads but nothings been up and getting bumped ever so fuck it. New new. Same shit different day.

Here's a couple ski industry ones . But yeah post whatever.

Trails get built with snowmaking. Parks get built with snowmaking too, but also stealing snow from trails. But you gotta be sneaky sometimes. Wait for them to drive by and then start shoving snow into the park.





Winch cables will friggin kill you but people seem to be drawn to them. Must ski under/over this cable, just can't help it.
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SRNS
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I still laugh every time I see this:

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KCoCM
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yo that patrick shit is funny
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theabortionator
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CatdickBojangles


It do be like this though. Ever since I first looked at the mountain as a child. I thiigh to myself "maybe I'll learn some of this ski shit and one day maybe I can have mode powers on NS" Definitely greatest achievement of my lifetime.

But for realz it's more just permabanning spam bots and deleting old threads for people.
Feb 8 2021 8:06PM
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CatdickBojangles
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theabortionatorIt do be like this though. Ever since I first looked at the mountain as a child. I thiigh to myself "maybe I'll learn some of this ski shit and one day maybe I can have mode powers on NS" Definitely greatest achievement of my lifetime.

But for realz it's more just permabanning spam bots and deleting old threads for people.


Lol all of the power and none of the glory. I forget what I made that one for awhile back but I was searching for my handmade NS memes and couldn’t find the good ones.
Feb 8 2021 8:10PM
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theabortionator
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CatdickBojanglesLol all of the power and none of the glory. I forget what I made that one for awhile back but I was searching for my handmade NS memes and couldn’t find the good ones.


I know i have to find some. Usually i just make or find stuff and share with friends and forget about it.

Figure could end up with some good ones in here. Also the switch skier one is pretty on point. I hadn't seen that one.
Feb 8 2021 8:12PM
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SRNS
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theabortionatorI know i have to find some. Usually i just make or find stuff and share with friends and forget about it.

Figure could end up with some good ones in here. Also the switch skier one is pretty on point. I hadn't seen that one.


I’m excited to see what else this thread turns up.

And yes, just look at that concentration... Def going for switch dub 10..
Feb 8 2021 8:21PM
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theabortionator
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SRNSI’m excited to see what else this thread turns up.

And yes, just look at that concentration... Def going for switch dub 10..


Steezin on the in run like switch dub 10, does sloppy switch 180 and cases.
Feb 8 2021 8:38PM
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SlitherySnake
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https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/878713/NS-meme-dump
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theabortionator
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SlitherySnakehttps://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/878713/NS-meme-dump
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Well damn, that's pretty dead for even todays standards. I feel like you can't /thread something with that little traction. A simple link will do. It's got pages but month gaps in between posts is pretty sluggish. No wonder I didn't see it.
Feb 8 2021 11:49PM
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SlitherySnake
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theabortionatorWell damn, that's pretty dead for even todays standards. I feel like you can't /thread something with that little traction. A simple link will do. It's got pages but month gaps in between posts is pretty sluggish. No wonder I didn't see it.


fair enough, just trying to kick some life into the old one full of legendary lotr memes
Feb 8 2021 11:50PM
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theabortionator
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On closer inspection those aren't even ski memes.
Feb 8 2021 11:51PM
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WoFlowz
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My favorites
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kami
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deathvalley69
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kami


Lmao I actually watched Zootspace like 5 times in a row during the Super Bowl
Feb 10 2021 4:38PM
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twerkphone64
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SRNSI still laugh every time I see this:




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b0ss
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SlitherySnake
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b0ss


YESSSSSSSS
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theabortionator
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kami


Yoooo!!!!!!


Fuck yeah!
Feb 11 2021 4:48PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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SRNSI still laugh every time I see this:



Best fucking ski meme out there.
Feb 11 2021 4:53PM
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MarkusFin
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koenhelmke


thats the funniest fucking meme I've ever seen
Feb 11 2021 6:20PM
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WoFlowz





Has this actually happened to anyone?
Feb 11 2021 6:26PM
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YamKing06
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ScaryDumpTruckHas this actually happened to anyone?


I got impregnated by my marker squires
Feb 11 2021 6:30PM
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WoFlowz
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ScaryDumpTruckHas this actually happened to anyone?


Yes Sunday I backslapped on a wobble 3 and was completely violated 6/10 very pleasurable but left me sore. Not for the faint of heart, would not recommend
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MichiganCatFart
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inspiration struck to create this while in the shower.

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SlitherySnake
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MichiganCatFartinspiration struck to create this while in the shower.



someone photoshop a dude skiing on a perc now I'm not smart enough for that
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Mingg
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swerveMesiahI got impregnated by my marker squires


Sounds like a quality way to birth the next Wallisch.
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SlitherySnake
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MinggSounds like a quality way to birth the next Wallisch.


nah gotta have at least griffons to make that happen. best thing a pair of squire's will get ya is andri spaghetti
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WoFlowz
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MinggSounds like a quality way to birth the next Wallisch.


Took a pivot up the gooch last weekend does this mean I’m having a Sammy C or henrik?
Feb 18 2021 11:40PM
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asparagus
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WoFlowzTook a pivot up the gooch last weekend does this mean I’m having a Sammy C or henrik?


Both, but they’re conjoined twins
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kami
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SlitherySnake
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THANOSDOGFARTBoth, but they’re conjoined twins


twice the body, twice the steeze
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asparagus
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kami

Accurate, skiing is the only reason I work out
Feb 24 2021 11:21AM
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Skier-Jon
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A few i made this week
Feb 24 2021 2:07PM
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theabortionator
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Another zootspace table meme. I honest don't believe their can be too many though

@TRVP_ANGEL
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kami
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sorry for double post
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theabortionator
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So many meme pages but somebody tagged a lage thats actually called "mediocre ski memes" on insta on a post i saw today.
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**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2021 at 1:25:23am
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dognutz
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quality bump
SendyMcSendyface


**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2021 at 1:25:23am
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