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Passive aggressive speaker wars

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xxACIDTRIPxx
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So my new neighbour has a massive speaker. He blasts it constantly, despite me telling him to turn it down on multiple occasions. So what is one left to do? I’ll tell you what I have done. I went out and purchased the biggest, bassiest speaker I could buy. I set it up, and pointed that bitch right out the window. Now even when I leave the house I make sure to put on some nuero funk DNB and crank that as loud as possible.

I will win, I have a deeper pocket of funds than my adversary (bigger better speakers) and I have Nietzsches will to power flowing through me. The lyrics of my music are on the tablet of the new will to power!
Feb 3 2021 9:43PM
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GayWolf420
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RIP to the rest of the neighborhood or apartment complexes residents for having to deal with OP and his dork of a neighbor's sound wars
Feb 4 2021 12:04AM
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Casey
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This is what happens when men are barred from settling conflicts like men. Back in the day you could just punch a guy in the face, and behavior was kept in line by what was punch worthy. Now we talk shit on the internet and point subs out the window, and if that doesn’t work someone shoots up a mall. 🤷‍♂️
Feb 6 2021 10:42PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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CaseyThis is what happens when men are barred from settling conflicts like men. Back in the day you could just punch a guy in the face, and behavior was kept in line by what was punch worthy. Now we talk shit on the internet and point subs out the window, and if that doesn’t work someone shoots up a mall. 🤷‍♂️


I wholeheartedly agree. Man is split from his nature and thus fragmented. An unhappy conscious. Asides from that, I am in a position where I can punch him, believe you me. I only resort to that when one does not comply and/or gets cheeky to me.

Nonetheless that I am now playing Dieselboy on max volume for several hours a day.

**This post was edited on Feb 6th 2021 at 10:51:33pm
Feb 6 2021 10:51PM
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elcheapo
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What if he moves then your stuck with these big ass overpriced speakers, sucker.
Feb 7 2021 3:19AM
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TheHamburglar
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forget the speakers bro, get some bagpipes
Feb 7 2021 7:20AM
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SavageBiff
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Ooooh how I miss those days.
Days when fists were exchanged and you both walk away, days when the cops even made sure you were just ok and sent home. Hell in grade school principle made a guy and I fight it out in the gym bc all other attempts to negate and punish failed, after the fight shit ended, we became friends too.
CaseyThis is what happens when men are barred from settling conflicts like men. Back in the day you could just punch a guy in the face, and behavior was kept in line by what was punch worthy. Now we talk shit on the internet and point subs out the window, and if that doesn’t work someone shoots up a mall. 🤷‍♂️
Feb 7 2021 7:55AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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TnskiWhat if he moves then your stuck with these big ass overpriced speakers, sucker.


How is that a bad thing?
Feb 7 2021 4:29PM
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SammyDubz
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Mr.LamasCosmosHow is that a bad thing?


^^^

once u drop bread on a big speaker system you'll never go back

projection and sound quality is unparalleled even at low volumes

thought I would get no use out of em after college but here we are they've taken a beating still sound amazing and friends still borrow em consistently. have gotten many favors in return as an added perk
Feb 8 2021 3:02PM
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SuspiciousFish
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CaseyThis is what happens when men are barred from settling conflicts like men. Back in the day you could just punch a guy in the face, and behavior was kept in line by what was punch worthy. Now we talk shit on the internet and point subs out the window, and if that doesn’t work someone shoots up a mall. 🤷‍♂️


I still hope someday someone offends me and I can take off a leather glove and just slap him across the face like the gentlemen of old.
Feb 8 2021 6:45PM
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cameron_taylor
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Mr.LamasCosmosNow even when I leave the house I make sure to put on some nuero funk DNB and crank that as loud as possible.

I feel a jungle and DnB soundclash coming on
Feb 8 2021 9:43PM
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Casey
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SuspiciousFishI still hope someday someone offends me and I can take off a leather glove and just slap him across the face like the gentlemen of old.


I choose Pistols at Dawn!


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/992641/Glove-Slap-Montage---Simpsons
Feb 8 2021 9:56PM
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SlitherySnake
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blast the most garbage trap music that you can find. It tends to be vehemently disgustingly awful.
Feb 8 2021 10:03PM
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SuspiciousFish
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CaseyI choose Pistols at Dawn!


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/992641/Glove-Slap-Montage---Simpsons


A man of culture I see.
Feb 8 2021 10:14PM
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