Replying to Dear Groomers of NS

Fuck off...




Just kidding we love you.... But really, next time it snows, all of you should call in sick coincidentally on the same day so nothing gets groomed. Outside of New England (even they can ruin a fresh dump), all these east coast places fucking goom again in the morning. When it snows 6" after closing, I wanna see 6" not 1".

Meanwhile Jerry, "but the cOrdERoY is so nice"...

Curious though, does it feel bad grooming 6-12"+ of snow? Kinda like destroying a child's Christmas presents and leaving their remnants under the tree.