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ReturnToMonkey
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Jan 25 2021 11:03PM
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MiIfHunter
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RETURN TO MONKEE!!!!!!!!
Jan 25 2021 11:08PM
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MiIfHunter
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Jan 25 2021 11:09PM
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MiIfHunter
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RETURN TO MONKEE!!!!!!!
Jan 25 2021 11:12PM
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MiIfHunter
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Jan 25 2021 11:12PM
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MiIfHunter
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Jan 25 2021 11:23PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Milfy i cant wait until ur old enough to realize your parents shouldnt have let you embarass yourself online before you hit puberty, and you are so ashamed you leave ns forever.

Keep chugging cocks you little whore
Jan 26 2021 3:20AM
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little1337
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monke :)
Jan 26 2021 9:47AM
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zues
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MONKEEEEEE RETURN!
Jan 26 2021 9:58AM
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_Garagely_
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Jan 26 2021 10:16AM
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Casey
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_Garagely_

Got my skull crushed by a rival male in failed attempt to mate. Huge buzzkill
Jan 26 2021 3:08PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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CaseyGot my skull crushed by a rival male in failed attempt to mate. Huge buzzkill


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/990710/Monkey-Steals-Banana-from-Orangutan-s-Mouth---Instant-RegretLive look
Jan 26 2021 3:15PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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BigPurpleSkiSuithttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/990710/Monkey-Steals-Banana-from-Orangutan-s-Mouth---Instant-RegretLive look

Oh man what a dumb monkey lmao
Jan 26 2021 3:46PM
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zues
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Help I'm also being attacked by an insanely attractive married woman who just was hired by the company I work for. It's starting to get weird. she's fucking fine but she's crazy i think.



Jan 26 2021 4:02PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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No no, I'm sure the married woman who is immediately coming onto you is of perfectly sound mind. Nothing to worry about there.
Jan 26 2021 4:19PM
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MiIfHunter
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BigPurpleSkiSuitNo no, I'm sure the married woman who is immediately coming onto you is of perfectly sound mind. Nothing to worry about there.


Ya she def isn’t sitting around drinking vodka all day bad mouthing her husband
Jan 26 2021 4:41PM
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JAHpow
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zuesHelp I'm also being attacked by an insanely attractive married woman who just was hired by the company I work for. It's starting to get weird. she's fucking fine but she's crazy i think.





Pics or it didn't happen
Jan 26 2021 4:52PM
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zues
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yea i'm not trying to post this psycho's pics on the internet but she's pretty damn sexy.
JAHpowPics or it didn't happen
Jan 26 2021 4:54PM
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JAHpow
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zuesyea i'm not trying to post this psycho's pics on the internet but she's pretty damn sexy.

It's NSG, there's nothing that could possibly go wrong.
Jan 26 2021 4:56PM
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zues
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yea i'm currently hiding my phone to keep myself from texting.
JAHpowIt's NSG, there's nothing that could possibly go wrong.
Jan 26 2021 5:08PM
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PeppermillReno
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zuesyea i'm currently hiding my phone to keep myself from texting.


You gay nucka? Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.

Eat this bitches ass one time and you'll probably get a work bj anytime you want.
Jan 26 2021 5:22PM
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WPoch
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zuesyea i'm not trying to post this psycho's pics on the internet but she's pretty damn sexy.


Shlurp that beef then ask her to eat ur ass. This is the way
Jan 26 2021 5:26PM
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JAHpow
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zuesyea i'm currently hiding my phone to keep myself from texting.


Well this Samantha Di person can't be too hard to find. And I'm assuming HJB is your company abbreviated. Google knows all.
Jan 26 2021 5:52PM
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zues
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very insightful. Best of luck
JAHpowWell this Samantha Di person can't be too hard to find. And I'm assuming HJB is your company abbreviated. Google knows all.
Jan 26 2021 6:09PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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_Garagely_

Is that not fair and equal? We are all a part of evolution and survival of the fittest. How can we object to mother nature's wishes?
Jan 26 2021 8:16PM
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zues
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my friends always said I look like a gorilla. I'm all about my ancestors.
ReturnToMonkeyIs that not fair and equal? We are all a part of evolution and survival of the fittest. How can we object to mother nature's wishes?
Jan 26 2021 8:32PM
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MiIfHunter
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PeppermillRenoYou gay nucka? Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.

Eat this bitches ass one time and you'll probably get a work bj anytime you want.


like i always say, if your NOT eating her asshole then someone else is

so if u dont want ur bitch to be fucking every dude in the neighbourhood then u better be eating her asshole
Jan 27 2021 5:46PM
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GayWolf420
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There is some serious disrespect of the ladies in this thread.....I hope some of you aren't forgetting that if you aren't respecting the ladies, then you are disrespecting them.
Jan 27 2021 6:30PM
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zues
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So this chicks husband isn't eating her asshole. I should respect her and get to it =)
MiIfHunterlike i always say, if your NOT eating her asshole then someone else is

so if u dont want ur bitch to be fucking every dude in the neighbourhood then u better be eating her asshole
Jan 27 2021 7:11PM
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zues
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Sorry I inadvertently started to threadjack you.

NO MORE MONKEYING AROUND
ReturnToMonkey
Jan 27 2021 7:40PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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zuesSorry I inadvertently started to threadjack you.

NO MORE MONKEYING AROUND

Hey I'm all for eating ass. Bananas are good too though
Jan 27 2021 7:45PM
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zues
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back to work!

Jan 27 2021 7:48PM
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Idahoe
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I understand your pain
Jan 27 2021 7:49PM
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MiIfHunter
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zuesSo this chicks husband isn't eating her asshole. I should respect her and get to it =)


zuesSorry I inadvertently started to threadjack you.

NO MORE MONKEYING AROUND


zuesback to work!


Is the girl still texting you?
Jan 27 2021 7:52PM
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zues
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Yea bro. I just know if I was married I wouldn't want my girl getting fucked by another dude. Plus I work with her so it could get weird / i could get fired.

Might hang with her and get some beers then rail the shit out of her. But might not.


BACK TO WORK MONKEY BOYS


MiIfHunterIs the girl still texting you?
Jan 27 2021 8:02PM
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zues
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NO MORE MONKEEEEING AROUND

Jan 27 2021 8:06PM
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GayWolf420
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/991133/Monkey-drank-some-cough-syrup
Jan 28 2021 10:47PM
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MiIfHunter
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DeebieSkeebieshttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/991133/Monkey-drank-some-cough-syrup


I’ve been listening to a lot of The Monkees lately

this song really hits the spot

buy a bag of something proper, break ur grinder with sum dense juicy bugs, and enjoy The Monkees!




https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/991140/The-Monkees---Daydream-Believer--Official-Music-Video-
Jan 28 2021 11:19PM
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Shower_Boy
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zuesHelp I'm also being attacked by an insanely attractive married woman who just was hired by the company I work for. It's starting to get weird. she's fucking fine but she's crazy i think.





Just cuz there's a goalie doesnt mean you can't score
Jan 29 2021 8:54AM
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zues
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I dove pretty deep into this conversation and realized she's just a free spirit like myself and we've arranged a time
Shower_BoyJust cuz there's a goalie doesnt mean you can't score
Jan 29 2021 10:51AM
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.frenchy
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monke just want banan
Jan 30 2021 7:16PM
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casual
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Lol the shit we tell ourselves 😂

yeah...free spirit for sure....just hope her husband is also a free spirit is all I can say
zuesI dove pretty deep into this conversation and realized she's just a free spirit like myself and we've arranged a time
Jan 30 2021 8:56PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Monke just want banan
Jan 30 2021 11:17PM
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TheMoostafian
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Shower_BoyJust cuz there's a goalie doesnt mean you can't score


I've never seen a ring that can block a hole
Jan 31 2021 3:38AM
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zues
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yea fuck that shit man she's a whore.

RETURN TO MONKEY
casualLol the shit we tell ourselves 😂

yeah...free spirit for sure....just hope her husband is also a free spirit is all I can say
Feb 1 2021 1:45PM
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vibecheck
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🐵🐵🐵
Feb 2 2021 11:54AM
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ASAPCarter
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zuesyea fuck that shit man she's a whore.

RETURN TO MONKEY


Story time?🙊🙈
Feb 3 2021 1:37PM
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zues
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I wish I had a story that was exciting. The real story is that I think this chick is crazy and if I sent her shirtless pics of myself I could get fired. I almost met up with her last weekend and at the last minute I kindly deflected and asked if she had any single friends.... which she does. I have saved my job and my decency as a human being.

There is just too much news now adays about sexual harassments especially in the work place. I'm choosing freedom, a job and peace of mind over my penis.

Sorry to disappoint. i'll revert back when I meet an unmarried woman.

ASAPCarterStory time?🙊🙈
Feb 3 2021 2:37PM
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