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BradFiAusNzCoCaYou’re not core if you have a job. Core skiers bum on their friends’ coaches and constantly ask friends for money.
frostedTipbold of you to assume I have friends
wyld_stallynsyou're not core if you have friends. waste of time
frostedTipever since corona hit I have become a loner - nay - a monk in the religion of skiing. I drag myself to work when I have to (and watch ski edits the whole time) and if there's no work I just sleep for the whole day until the hill opens. I have become a nocturnal creature, only waking up as it gets dark to throw my musty ass gear in the car and drive to the hill. I rarely shower or brush my teeth; I barely ever eat. Haven't got the money, I blew an edge out and have to save for new skis. I drink exclusively water from a gallon jug (beers or liquor are a luxury that may be finessed). When I get home at night I watch edits and hit fat dabs until I pass out. Sometimes I lie awake in bed unable to sleep, tormented by the thoughts that I should've been steezier or gone bigger on something that day. I haven't talked to a girl in months. If you talk to girls, you're not really core. They are only a distraction. When I wake up on the hardwood floor at 4am because my air mattress deflated halfway through the night, I sometimes think "nobody will ever be as core as me." And I am happy.
pinkcamo1000you are a hero and an inspiration
DominatorJacquesDude, that's sad as "F". I am glad you are saying your happy though. Not drinking alcohol is not a bad thing either.
Question is......if you are so broke, where's all the dab money?
The right girl is an ally, not a burden. I don't know where I would be without my lady. Surly not skiing all the time.
frostedTipbuy dabs in bulk, sell half at 2-3x the price per g you bought it for ("it's from Colorado bro" works every time) and boom you're dabbin for free
as for women, I have experienced the good and the bad, and yes they can be fun. but skiing is my true religion so I have adopted the lifestyle of a monk and must resist temptations.
aznaxlWho r u ?!
aznaxlWho r u ?!
aFrogiscoolthis man is a saint. an inspiration. skiing is not a hobby to this man, not a lifestyle, no no no. this man is skiing.
BlainTalent110 relatable about laying awake thinking about how i should’ve steezed something way harder at the mountain
ericformanI bitched out on a lil 6 foot drop under the pony express today and now I’m home and there’s nothing I can do about it. The worst.
frostedTip** Legal disclaimer: This thread, and the posts within are satire, I do not endorse the behaviors exhibited in these posts. It is an imaginary character and not to be emulated. an online persona. modern day fiction.**
had to get that out of the way, these days you never know who's looking online
aznaxlno of course, obviously...
**This post was edited on Jan 25th 2021 at 1:01:50am