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Jokes for the lift

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BigNaturalsOnly
Posts: 46 - Karma: 246
The snow sucks this year so far for most of us so let's at least have a good time. Share your best jokes/ice breakers and pick up lines for the lift line, riding the lift, getting a laugh out of the lifty.

What do you get when you cross a bull dog and a rhino? . . . A really scared mailman!
That's a fuckin knee slapper right there buddy.
Jan 19 2021 9:35PM
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Railslayer69
Posts: 92 - Karma: 824
Me and my friends get like 3-4 snowballs each before we get on the chairlift and then huck them at annoying groups of crackass gappers
Jan 19 2021 9:38PM
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 10,220
I'm like the snow report, I promise 10 inches and deliver 2. Best of all, it also works the other way if you're an Alpha Chad.

**This post was edited on Jan 19th 2021 at 9:41:33pm
Jan 19 2021 9:40PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37817 - Karma: 125,775
still trying to find our friend Bill out there
Jan 19 2021 9:41PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3307 - Karma: 38,570
“Hey wanna hear a knock knock joke?”

”sure”

“Knock knock”

”who’s there?”


*Jump off of chair*
Jan 20 2021 12:07AM
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elm.
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 13,605
How do snowboarders say hello?

"Sorry bro!"
Jan 20 2021 1:30AM
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PimpChimpin
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 12,574
Let’s put the bar down
Jan 20 2021 1:32AM
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,769
after a lifty gives a little kid a push be like “where’s my push” gets them every time
Jan 20 2021 1:32AM
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Session
Posts: 5404 - Karma: 22,511
Must be nice to have someone to ride lifts with. Singles life is single rides this year.
Jan 20 2021 2:16AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3404 - Karma: 24,895
You know why a bird doesn't pee?

Because it eats with its pecker
Jan 20 2021 8:11AM
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GrandThings
Posts: 3220 - Karma: 32,778
SessionMust be nice to have someone to ride lifts with. Singles life is single rides this year.


This. It fucking blows. Overall the season has been awesome so far, but I didnt realize how much I'd miss riding the chair with randos
Jan 20 2021 8:48AM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 8043 - Karma: 63,873
Hey lol
“proceeds to seductively pop his skis off, pulls is pants down and gets snow up his ass”
Jan 20 2021 9:41AM
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brownetown
Posts: 456 - Karma: 4,444
“Hey did you bring the mattadaddy?”
“What’s the mattadaddy?”
“It’s okay son don’t worry about it”

bonus points if you say it to some teenage girl
Jan 20 2021 9:22PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,608
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn’t let a garbanzo bean on my face.
Jan 20 2021 11:51PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9472 - Karma: 69,797
Things to yell at random people:

Hi Dad!
Hi Grandma!
I love you!
Hi Daddy!

And if you're feeling really courageous and see someone with blonde strands

Peg me Miley Cyrus!
Jan 21 2021 2:13AM
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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 21,064
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there are not enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy no the right wakes up and says, ‟I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!”

The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he is had the same dream, too.

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, ‟That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”
Jan 21 2021 2:28AM
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tomatonater
Posts: 857 - Karma: 2,808
Yelling “dropping knees and sucking deeez!” at every tele skier you see
Jan 21 2021 7:09AM
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 31,483
"Turns are a sign of weakness''
Jan 21 2021 11:35AM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 8043 - Karma: 63,873
Not rly a joke but it’s fun and competitive and sometimes brings some laps but me and the Morningstar lifty sometimes play Rock Paper Scissors shoot while I’m loading the lift
Aug 26 2021 11:01PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9472 - Karma: 69,797
I often yell "Hi Daddy!!!" And "I love you!"at random people who are standing under the lift
Aug 27 2021 1:31PM
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CrowbarJones
Posts: 31 - Karma: 428
You: “Hey man nice skis!”

Them: “thanks dude!”

You: “Are they both yours???”
Aug 28 2021 1:41PM
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