Illegal stuff we’ve done

I remember seeing an old forum where everyone was telling there stories of not so good stuff they have done, so I want to hear it, what have you guys done. I’ll start. Me and my friends used to throw cheese on cars and let the car chase us around and we soon got bored of that and switched to eggs and we were aiming for cars with their windows down. One night we went up Farmington canyon (local canyon where people make out) it’s a super sketchy canyon and very swervy. Anyways we nailed this car with probably 8 eggs and got three inside and we were flying down this canyon (dirt roads, one car lane, steep drop off one side) and this car was on our ass, we turned in basically a 90 degree angle with some drifting to take a turn and the car behind us slammed straight into the mountain missing the turn probably doing 30mph... we stopped and watched to make sure the two got out of the car to see they were physically okay, the dude got out and started running toward us threatening to shoot and kill us so we sped away.