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Things you do that other skiers don't do

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Skiamon
Posts: 48 - Karma: 372
What are some weird things you do that other skiers don't do?
Jan 13 2021 3:16PM
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 62,949
Circle type 3+ when I get skis mounted.
Jan 13 2021 3:22PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2312 - Karma: 29,090
put my trash in a trash can
Jan 13 2021 3:28PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 36,053
Go fast
Jan 13 2021 3:39PM
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shinbangclan
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 7,546
sleep on the chairlift
Jan 13 2021 3:40PM
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mat_espo
Posts: 267 - Karma: 771
Being the best skier on the mountain.
Jan 13 2021 3:41PM
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KCoCM
Posts: 963 - Karma: 8,782
shower
Jan 13 2021 3:55PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 10,020
poop in the skintrack
Jan 13 2021 3:56PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,191
bootpack up High T
Jan 13 2021 4:01PM
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sambuswell
Posts: 742 - Karma: 3,453
Not drink beer at 9am on a weekday whens its 15 degrees and cloudy
Jan 13 2021 4:20PM
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Nuno812
Posts: 432 - Karma: 1,792
Do the same shitty blind 2s and 3ing jumps on every feature for 10 years
Jan 13 2021 4:30PM
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 16,810
Wear my goggles on the outside of my helmet.
Jan 13 2021 4:40PM
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Static
Posts: 8553 - Karma: 4,089
When putting my skis on a rack (like one at the base, not a roof rack) I slip/wedge my poles between the ski tips and the skis pinch them in place, instead of leaning them next to the skis or hanging them from the straps. Never seen anyone else do it and I've kinda looked. The skis don't pull apart, the poles stay put and it's quick and easy.
Jan 13 2021 4:57PM
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Sharko
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 4,101
armchair_skierput my trash in a trash can

Came here to post this.
Jan 13 2021 5:04PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
I fasten the booster strap under the tongue on my full tilts. Swear it makes the fit 10x better.
Jan 13 2021 5:20PM
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CossackMalone
Posts: 35 - Karma: 264
I take dumps standing up
Jan 13 2021 5:27PM
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TrickyDick470
Posts: 443 - Karma: 2,350
Pee sitting down
Jan 13 2021 5:38PM
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ericforman
Posts: 722 - Karma: 6,212
I hype people up I don't know if they are doing cool shit including but not limited to:

not wearing a real jacket, skiing bumps super fast, jumping off stuff, owning cool skis, etc.

I wish this wasn't weird, because I want the mountain to be a giant stoke city, but 90% of people seem taken aback by it.
Jan 13 2021 5:51PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 28,896
Have a girlfriend
Jan 13 2021 5:53PM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 69,845
I dance and I sing in the liftline and I don't give a single fuck
Jan 13 2021 6:08PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
Keep my boots out of the car before I go up.
Keep em warm at home then in the bottom of the seat near the blower . Fuck cold feet
Jan 13 2021 6:19PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 28,896
also make gorilla noises in the lift line
Jan 13 2021 6:21PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7903 - Karma: 63,949
Every once in a while I’m happy : )
Jan 13 2021 6:54PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,578
Hang out with ski instructors and visit newschoolers.com
Jan 13 2021 7:38PM
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 10,220
Compliment people's skis

daffy butters

Break poles weekly
Jan 13 2021 8:13PM
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Non_State_Actor
Posts: 4811 - Karma: 17,057
Completely suck at skiing most of the time, there are some pretty good skiers out there at my hill.
Jan 13 2021 8:16PM
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jprene8
Posts: 298 - Karma: 2,046
CrunnchyVanManHave a girlfriend


Rip to all the girlfriend-less homies out there 😔🙏🏾
Jan 13 2021 8:33PM
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Grimesg
Posts: 136 - Karma: 1,013
Carry beef jerky in my pockets
Jan 13 2021 9:00PM
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rubberpantaloons
Posts: 506 - Karma: 3,094
physically unable to spin right
Jan 13 2021 9:01PM
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piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,618
Get food from the lodge snackbar
Jan 13 2021 9:12PM
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badatrails
Posts: 51 - Karma: 593
listening to 50s music on my headphones
Jan 13 2021 9:43PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,260
Fart
Jan 13 2021 10:21PM
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Skiing247
Posts: 112 - Karma: 1,049
septic slide
Jan 13 2021 11:07PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2312 - Karma: 29,090
jprene8Rip to all the girlfriend-less homies out there 😔🙏🏾

Got a girls snap on the lift Sunday and she said I should ski with her this weekend 😳
Jan 13 2021 11:55PM
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3mania
Posts: 2613 - Karma: 10,361
ski switch in moguls.
Jan 14 2021 12:38AM
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AJ.Normand
Posts: 78 - Karma: 170
Wax my skis with gripwax (i like not going fast)
Jan 14 2021 12:50AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6419 - Karma: 74,057
Film good. I swear everyone I know kinda sucks at filming whether it’s on a camera or just an iPhone. No sense of good angles or framing of shots.
Jan 14 2021 1:12AM
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badatrails
Posts: 51 - Karma: 593
armchair_skierGot a girls snap on the lift Sunday and she said I should ski with her this weekend 😳


insanity. didn't think that it could be done
Jan 14 2021 1:14AM
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gorbdawggybrent
Posts: 970 - Karma: 8,768
badatrailsinsanity. didn't think that it could be done

there are so many smoking hot lifties at my mountain, i wish i would do some of that
Jan 14 2021 1:38AM
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The.Fish
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 4,988
prefer skinny park skis
Jan 14 2021 1:44AM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
want camber in my skis
Jan 14 2021 2:13AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3311 - Karma: 23,828
Say hi to complete strangers on the hill and make new friends
Jan 14 2021 3:44AM
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doubleblackjack
Posts: 627 - Karma: 6,720
Ski the mogul’d side of the trail on purpose
Jan 14 2021 7:03AM
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bmick
Posts: 220 - Karma: 2,631
Eat rocks
Jan 14 2021 8:19AM
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skierman
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 7,762
Purchase ski boots online, take them skiing without trying them on beforehand and then berate the shop for not taking back used returns when they sold me defective ski boots that hurt my feet when I ski.
Jan 14 2021 8:25AM
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Ted_The_Sled
Posts: 18 - Karma: 281
Bump sea shanties through my skull candy headphones
Jan 14 2021 9:16AM
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Skiamon
Posts: 48 - Karma: 372
ericformanI hype people up I don't know if they are doing cool shit including but not limited to:

not wearing a real jacket, skiing bumps super fast, jumping off stuff, owning cool skis, etc.

I wish this wasn't weird, because I want the mountain to be a giant stoke city, but 90% of people seem taken aback by it.


yeah, me too
Jan 14 2021 11:59AM
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Celery
Posts: 2011 - Karma: 24,686
cry
Jan 14 2021 12:52PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 28,896
Ted_The_SledBump sea shanties through my skull candy headphones


me when the wellerman come
Jan 14 2021 12:53PM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
educate myself on issues of equality and social justice so i don't inadvertently promote oppression
Jan 14 2021 1:26PM
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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2285 - Karma: 20,798
skiermanPurchase ski boots online, take them skiing without trying them on beforehand and then berate the shop for not taking back used returns when they sold me defective ski boots that hurt my feet when I ski.


Literally saw someone doing that last time I was in a shop getting my bindings tested. They had used them for like a whole season. Pretty sure the kid just grew out of them.
Jan 14 2021 1:27PM
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