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Squaw Missed Connection

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RimJobber
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I was at work standing behind a slow sign, you took a telemark turn and I wanted to make you mine.
I gave you a yell, you dropped a knee.
Instantly I could tell, that it should be you and me.
Let's free the heel, we're two of a kind. Hope you show back up at squaw so I can drop a knee and make you mine.
Jan 11 2021 11:44PM
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GayWolf420
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nice dude, didn't know marsland teleskied as well
Jan 11 2021 11:53PM
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SofaKingSick
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You should post a sign with this message and poem on it where you saw her along with your phone number
Jan 12 2021 9:40AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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This man just got out of a relationship and already simping over a télé skier, respect
Jan 12 2021 2:09PM
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eheath
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Tele skiing is a pretty big red flag, dont you think?
Jan 12 2021 2:29PM
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RimJobber
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eheathTele skiing is a pretty big red flag, dont you think?


We can both eat granola together
Jan 12 2021 4:24PM
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eheath
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RimJobberWe can both eat granola together


I'm mostly just kidding, its a meme to make fun of teleskiers.
Jan 12 2021 4:30PM
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Price_Police
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With a name like RimJobber, how can she resist?
Jan 12 2021 7:08PM
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RimJobber
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eheathI'm mostly just kidding, its a meme to make fun of teleskiers.


Sorry, went right over my head.

Half a binding, half a brain
Jan 13 2021 12:55PM
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GayWolf420
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RimJobberSorry, went right over my head.

Half a binding, half a brain


Men who drop a knee most certainly sit down to pee

KIDDING of course
Jan 13 2021 12:57PM
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eheath
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RimJobberSorry, went right over my head.

Half a binding, half a brain


Fix the heel fix the problem ;)
Jan 13 2021 1:10PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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DeebieSkeebiesMen who drop a knee most certainly sit down to pee

KIDDING of course


I actually like sitting down to pee on toilets because it's much more comfortable, less splashback, and you can read a book too during it. I also write my name when I pee in the snow.
Jan 13 2021 4:06PM
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RimJobber
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eheathFix the heel fix the problem ;)


That's why I need to find this girl. So one of us can ski and the other can tell them how good their turns were
Jan 13 2021 6:39PM
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elcheapo
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Patients, hit up the local pea patch this spring, she'll be the one with the goggle tan and good knees
Jan 13 2021 8:26PM
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RimJobber
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TnskiPatients, hit up the local pea patch this spring, she'll be the one with the goggle tan and good knees


Good legs *

Her knees will be cut up from getting low and hitting those low tide rocks
Jan 13 2021 8:45PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Do you think she shaves her armpits?
Jan 14 2021 7:05PM
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PacificRimJob
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NOBODY CARES THAT YOU TELE
Jan 17 2021 9:34PM
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theabortionator
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This kind if writing will end up on your feedback forever eventually lol. I dig it though. Free the heal get the girl, cue disney music.
Jan 18 2021 8:49PM
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