Replying to I frostbit my wiener

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I was lapping the park not a care in the world the rest of me wasn't really even cold, when I noticed a great pain. Apparently, at that specific point the layers all press against each other meaning there is no air space for insulation and the wind cuts right through. Combined with the dangle factor meaning it's away from any body heat, the results were disastrous. I would describe the pain upon thawing as the same pain as when you thaw out frozen fingers, only worse, cause there's an added element that feels like you got kicked in the balls.

So how to prevent this? I hope to never experience this pain again. Is there any wisdom in the classic cock sock?