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Do you wipe standing up or sitting?

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Monsieur_Patate
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 4,307
Got into an argument with a buddy of mine recently and the peeing thread reminded me of that.
This degenerate wipes his ass standing up. I had never heard of such a thing, but let's see how NS wipes their butt.
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Jan 8 2021 4:09PM
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deathvalley69
Posts: 631 - Karma: 4,222
I didn't even realize you could wipe sitting down until about a year ago. One day my friend were having this discussion so I decided to try sitting down and it changed my life. It takes so much less time and you end up way cleaner.
Jan 8 2021 4:16PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,261
Neither. I use a bidet 🤠
Jan 8 2021 4:16PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
People wipe?
Jan 8 2021 4:18PM
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 5,173
sitting, through the front
Jan 8 2021 5:37PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
Maybe he shits on the move, drops one out the pant leg or something then standing would make since
Jan 8 2021 6:28PM
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 492 - Karma: 1,967
Sit or stand depends on the size/shape of the seat tbh. And Depends how wet/dry the shit is
Jan 8 2021 7:12PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,099
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/742092/People-who-reach-between-their-legs-to-wipe-their-ass
Jan 8 2021 7:50PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,452
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.
Jan 8 2021 7:56PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13106 - Karma: 18,910
I do half squat. Easier to clean the sidewalls in one go
Jan 8 2021 8:29PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,099
Honestly if you sit while you wipe your a degenerate because that means u wipe from the front. Thats what midgets have to do bc their arms are too short to reach around from behind like normal people do. So if you want to smear shit all over the back of your ballsack by wiping from the front while sitting like a girl or like a midget, go ahead, but it is sincerely degenerate imo.
Jan 8 2021 9:40PM
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,753
There’s no option for I don’t wipe
Jan 8 2021 10:11PM
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,537
The fact that even has to be discussed means were all degenerates.
Jan 9 2021 12:50AM
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