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Do you wipe standing up or sitting?

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Monsieur_Patate
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 4,308
Got into an argument with a buddy of mine recently and the peeing thread reminded me of that.
This degenerate wipes his ass standing up. I had never heard of such a thing, but let's see how NS wipes their butt.
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4 years ago
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deathvalley69
Posts: 631 - Karma: 4,222
I didn't even realize you could wipe sitting down until about a year ago. One day my friend were having this discussion so I decided to try sitting down and it changed my life. It takes so much less time and you end up way cleaner.
4 years ago
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,281
Neither. I use a bidet 🤠
4 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,192
People wipe?
4 years ago
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stinky_cheese
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 5,175
sitting, through the front
4 years ago
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,983
Maybe he shits on the move, drops one out the pant leg or something then standing would make since
4 years ago
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 492 - Karma: 1,967
Sit or stand depends on the size/shape of the seat tbh. And Depends how wet/dry the shit is
4 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,095
https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/742092/People-who-reach-between-their-legs-to-wipe-their-ass
4 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52495 - Karma: 172,911
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend Her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt
I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.
4 years ago
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freestyler540
Posts: 13209 - Karma: 20,104
I do half squat. Easier to clean the sidewalls in one go
4 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,095
Honestly if you sit while you wipe your a degenerate because that means u wipe from the front. Thats what midgets have to do bc their arms are too short to reach around from behind like normal people do. So if you want to smear shit all over the back of your ballsack by wiping from the front while sitting like a girl or like a midget, go ahead, but it is sincerely degenerate imo.
4 years ago
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,759
There’s no option for I don’t wipe
4 years ago
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,552
The fact that even has to be discussed means were all degenerates.
4 years ago
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