Sometimes when I get nervous (stage fright) I can only pee sitting down. Any other brothers on this vibe?
**This thread was edited on Jan 7th 2021 at 1:45:51pm
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SuspiciousFish1:20 for relevant quote:
(Oh man I miss these days)
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/987833/The-Mad-Real-World---Chappelle---s-Show
slitherysnake531whassup with all the threads about peeing now?? lol
slitherysnake531whassup with all the threads about peeing now?? lol
CatdickBojanglesTrying to lure @X_ANKILLA out of hiding.
CrunnchyVanManbe careful, are we sure these are forces we should be trifling with?
CatdickBojanglesYes, I am fully confident. Plus we need an update on tacilla and magic ACLs.
CrunnchyVanManyeah agreed, Maybe he has done enough piss cleansing, coffee enemas, and ayahuasca in his absence and become a reformed man
CatdickBojanglesBet he was at the storming of the capitol that is why we have not heard from him.
Monsieur_PatateWhen I was a teenager some guy told me peeing standing up would, over time, put some unnecessary strain on my organs when they drop down as the bladder empties, and therefore peeing sitting was much better.
This is what prompted me to start peeing down, gullible as I am, I doubt his argument is valid but to this day I am too lazy to google it. That being said, I still pee sitting down because I discovered it as being a much more enjoyable experience as you don't have to worry about aiming or anything like that, and can focus of the simple yet enjoyable feeling of a good pee.
TnskiI piss in a big gulp cup and dump it down the sink, less water, less cleaning the toilet
Rotten_TrumpkinsLmao op you peeing sitting down makes so much more sense now. You probably use the stalls instead of a urinal cuz ur a shy pee'er. Pussy.
TRVP_ANGELjust install a urinal at that point goddamn
theabortionatorRkelly has entered the chat
BedBugDougWhen I'm real hungover sometimes the sitpiss is the only viable option
SuspiciousFishBut then you have to get up and turn around when you suddenly have to puke instead of just dropping a knee.
That reminds me, NEVER drink a lot and eat Asparagus. You will wake up, take a weird smelling piss and it will promptly make you puke into the nasty piss and it will be the worst smell of your life.
zuesIt blew my mind when I saw my ex girlfriend wipe her butt while she was sitting on the toilet.
MinggHi I sit to pee
zuesIt blew my mind when I saw my ex girlfriend wipe her butt while she was sitting on the toilet.
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