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Piss... inside or outside?

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Where do you prefer to piss? inside in the toilet? or run outside and take a glorious piss in the backyard?

Sometimes I just walk outside when I have to go instead of just using my toilet. its a great experience that I highly reccommend, especially on a nice starry night where you can stare up at the moon and howl while you relieve yourself just as Mother Earth intended....
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Jan 7 2021 12:50PM
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eheath
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I don't really have a backyard so I'm an inside guy, but I fully back pissing outside, save some water.
Jan 7 2021 12:53PM
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eheathI don't really have a backyard so I'm an inside guy, but I fully back pissing outside, save some water.


Respect, gotta do what you can
Jan 7 2021 12:56PM
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hdubs
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 11,666
The nature piss is definitely the move. Nothing like the feeling of a cool breeze on the tip of ur pp to spice up your day.
Jan 7 2021 1:06PM
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oldmanski
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Outside for sure! I can’t go outside all the time but I will sneak a few in the backyard. Neighbors can watch if they want.
Jan 7 2021 1:06PM
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deathvalley69
Posts: 631 - Karma: 4,219
If there's a toilet available I'll go inside, but pissing outside is kind of satisfying for some reason
Jan 7 2021 1:08PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,173
I prefer pissing outside. Toilets are inherently beta
Jan 7 2021 1:39PM
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OregonDead
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I prefer outdoors for sure
Jan 7 2021 1:42PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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i enjoy pee-flavored snowcones so i support outside
Jan 7 2021 2:09PM
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Butterytips69
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Peeing off a cliff is pretty dope. Or peeing on people's cars who deserve it. Either way outside is better always
Jan 7 2021 5:09PM
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Bdoobz
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Typically me and my dog go at the same time - outside is the call
Jan 7 2021 5:55PM
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theabortionator
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Find somebodies laundry or expensive electronics and let er rip
Jan 7 2021 6:07PM
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theabortionator
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But yeah outside. Idk even if it was the same distance at my house I might piss outside. Just preferable.
Jan 7 2021 6:08PM
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270on420out
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I use to be real big on pissing outside at work (not allowed to use tenant bathrooms and the closest bathroom is a 10 minute drive away). Then a tenant saw me one day and reported me. My bosses weren’t mad, but they advised me that I should piss in the laundry room tubs from that point on. A few weeks later that same Karen that reported me the first time caught me pissing in a laundry room sink. She called my boss and when my boss told her the situation she was hysterically disgusted.
Jan 7 2021 6:12PM
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TheMoostafian
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I prefer to use @MilfHunter as my personal toilet
Jan 7 2021 8:12PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Honestly nothing is better than making a beautiful powder run, riding a long lift ride, and then ripping a brief amount of more fluff in a mad dash for the trees to let lose a firehose of digested coffee, water, and beer
Jan 7 2021 8:20PM
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soup
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40% of household water use, comes from flushing the toilet. Next war will be for water. I piss outside.
Jan 7 2021 9:14PM
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ConesForBreakfastHonestly nothing is better than making a beautiful powder run, riding a long lift ride, and then ripping a brief amount of more fluff in a mad dash for the trees to let lose a firehose of digested coffee, water, and beer


Oh fuck yea
Jan 7 2021 11:10PM
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BdoobzTypically me and my dog go at the same time - outside is the call


Mans best friend
Jan 7 2021 11:11PM
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rubberpantaloons
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outdoor pissin cant be beat
Jan 7 2021 11:51PM
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WisconsinDogfart
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in your girlfriends butt
Jan 8 2021 9:30AM
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CatdickBojangles
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I went full green I just picked a corner in my house and dedicated it a piss corner, now I just piss there every time and waste no water.
Jan 8 2021 10:45AM
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CatdickBojanglesI went full green I just picked a corner in my house and dedicated it a piss corner, now I just piss there every time and waste no water.


I've got a spot behind my garage, its cozy and serene, it happens to be my smoke spot and I even got lil porch chairs out there


Puff-Puff-Piss party post covid anyone?
Jan 8 2021 10:47AM
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CatdickBojangles
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CrunnchyVanManI've got a spot behind my garage, its cozy and serene, it happens to be my smoke spot and I even got lil porch chairs out there


Puff-Puff-Piss party post covid anyone?


@X_ANKILLA is always down for a piss party.
Jan 8 2021 10:55AM
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Im happy the vast majority of y'all prefer the outdoor piss, would be kinda surprising if it was the other way around as skiers spend a ton of time outdoors. thanks for input!!

happy pissin',
Crunnchy
Jan 8 2021 11:35AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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CrunnchyVanManI've got a spot behind my garage, its cozy and serene, it happens to be my smoke spot and I even got lil porch chairs out there


Puff-Puff-Piss party post covid anyone?

Pissin' is a sacred activity of mankind that we shouldn't take for granted. It's the best form of meditation and should remain a solo activity separate from any socializing or drug use (you may overdose on serotonin)
Jan 8 2021 11:36AM
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ConesForBreakfastPissin' is a sacred activity of mankind that we shouldn't take for granted. It's the best form of meditation and should remain a solo activity separate from any socializing or drug use (you may overdose on serotonin)


oh shit you right my man, sorry

dont piss on weed, dont weed on piss
Jan 8 2021 11:38AM
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X_ANKILLA
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CatdickBojangles@X_ANKILLA is always down for a piss party.


I pee every day in fact.
Jan 23 2021 8:59PM
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X_ANKILLAI pee every day in fact.


O blessed one, he hath commeth
Jan 24 2021 2:19AM
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byubound
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After backpacking for 4 months and pissin wherever and whenever I wanted to it was tough to go back to pissin inside. Like, my bladder control muscles had atrophied and I had to go constantly
Jan 25 2021 8:00PM
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freestyler540
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Outside. This is why
Jan 27 2021 10:30PM
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