Was minding my own business when she came up from behind me. Didn't say much, just breathed really loudly and didn't respect the 6ft covid rule. Asked how my day was, etc.. small talk, exchanged a few words. I rode away but caught my edge and tumbled. Her and another dude laughed at me. It was infuriating, I can only muscle out a small feint chuckle but rode away quick, traversing as far as possible to get away. Yet somehow she still found me later, said hello between those loud inhales while laughing. I managed to give a little awkward ha-ha before booking it out there. Thank god she went the other direction...
Who are you? Will we speak again? Why are you after me? Stay away from me.
Sincerely,
me.
(art thou my internet stalker?)