What’s up guys, so what do you think about disappearing into the Canadian Powder Highway?
Was kinda daydreaming the idea up cause my wedding fantasy as a little girl was to get married in a helicopter in the Kootenays.
Boom. Look at that - I tallied up my points, and it looks like I just might have enough to apply to immigrate as a Federal Skilled Worker.
Maybe this is something I could actually pull off?
Now, I gotta be strategic about doing this cause I’ve got lofty goals.
My whole end game would be to bro down with free healthcare and breed little champion skier babies with a mega-badass in a big cabin.
Completely possible if I play my cards right.
First choice is taking the chaotic route: hunt down a man like he were some kind of wild animal. Just keep looping around the Powder Highway till I shoot down a trophy buck. The marriage market is so tilted out there, that it could damn well work. However, this route runs the risk of domestic violence or getting thrown out into the streets to freeze. What if he murders me? I can’t just expect things to fall into place if I marched into the town saloon one day and declared that I have immigrated to Canada to find a man to marry me in a helicopter…. Or could I?
High risk, high reward.
Second choice is to take a peace out route: in Kelowna, they have a Mennonite church. I can take fellowship with my people, and they’d all be so stoked to just set me up with someone. If it’s a super small congregation, and there’s no eligible men, at least I know I have a good-willed, slow-living community rallying around me. With a safety net like that, I would be free to chill out, blaze up, wax skis, and hit on dudes that come into the shop. That sounds super mellow, dude.
Next choice would be to do the boring route: rent a room, get a legitimate job in my industry, and wait for the men to come to me.
Pffffft… how uninspired.
What do you think, NS?
Let’s cook this plan up.
**This thread was edited on Jan 5th 2021 at 2:35:26pm
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