Replying to Snow Rituals

The snowpack throughout much of the West Coast is no bueno (that means not good for our non-Spanish speaking readers). Here in Tahoe, our resorts are 50% of what they should be this time of year. From what I can tell, our friends in Utah have it even worse. Colorado is a little below average and the east coast and midwest could always use more snow. I blame those bastards in the PNW for stealing all our snow this year. Screw you, you coffee-loving, triple-IPA hipsters.

It seems like my hopes and prayers and snow dances aren't doing the job around here. I need something a little more drastic to get Old Man Winter to dump his load all over me. Black magic? Witchcraft? What are your rituals to make it snow?