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Fuck I just ate cream cheese that's been sitting out a 2 weeks

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HypeBeast
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So my wife brought home cookies from her mom's and they've been on the counter for the past two weeks. The one cookie are oreo balls which are basically crushed oreos, cream cheese, covered in chocolate. Well I just ate one without thinking. I'm gonna die.
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p3cific
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low quality bait.. wife gtfo
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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No need to lie about having a wife lol.
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TRVP_ANGEL
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"wife"


talking to your hand again? Mrs. Jill Palmer everyone!
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HypeBeast
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Y'all are missing the point! I ate bad cream cheese! I'm gonna dieeeeee
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MiIfHunter
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TH3_ARBIT3RNo need to lie about having a wife lol.


I can’t even imagine what she must look like lol🤠
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HypeBeast
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MiIfHunterI can’t even imagine what she must look like lol🤠



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