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Fuck I just ate cream cheese that's been sitting out a 2 weeks

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HypeBeast
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So my wife brought home cookies from her mom's and they've been on the counter for the past two weeks. The one cookie are oreo balls which are basically crushed oreos, cream cheese, covered in chocolate. Well I just ate one without thinking. I'm gonna die.
Dec 30 2020 2:13AM
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p3cific
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low quality bait.. wife gtfo
Dec 30 2020 2:17AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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No need to lie about having a wife lol.
Dec 30 2020 2:44AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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"wife"


talking to your hand again? Mrs. Jill Palmer everyone!
Dec 30 2020 2:45AM
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HypeBeast
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Y'all are missing the point! I ate bad cream cheese! I'm gonna dieeeeee
Dec 30 2020 2:48AM
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MiIfHunter
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TH3_ARBIT3RNo need to lie about having a wife lol.


I can’t even imagine what she must look like lol🤠
Dec 30 2020 2:56AM
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HypeBeast
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MiIfHunterI can’t even imagine what she must look like lol🤠



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