Saw this gaper at my hill the other day sidejumping all the feature in his salomon helmet with a thousand resort stickers and columbia jacket (medium size AT BEST). Me, on the other hand, big steeze 4xl tall tee absolute park animal, had it with these jerries ruining my pristine park lips.
I rocked up to him and said "yo what up p*ssy u suck play me in slvsh". He ended up destroying me with some insane tricks and now i am writing this from the resort bathroom stall. I am too scared to go back outside. what should i do?
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