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Opossums get no credit

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WoFIowz
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Man I fucking hate opossums. I hate spelling their names. I hate how it's just not spelled "possums". I hate how ugly they are and how they always find a way to piss dogs off. Then they keep coming back and picking fights.

Here's two fun facts:
-They generally don't carry rabies because of their low body temperature that makes it incredibly difficult for them to get it.
-They eat ticks. Yes. Ticks. If there's one thing I hate most in the world, worse than sharks, spiders, bees, is ticks. I can't stand ticks. Gross. So thanks Mr opossum for eating ticks.
Dec 20 2020 4:06AM
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MiIfHunter
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This thread is fucking dumb
Dec 20 2020 11:07AM
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DominatorJacques
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Rotten_TrumpkinsMan I fucking hate opossums. I hate spelling their names. I hate how it's just not spelled "possums". I hate how ugly they are and how they always find a way to piss dogs off. Then they keep coming back and picking fights.

Here's two fun facts:
-They generally don't carry rabies because of their low body temperature that makes it incredibly difficult for them to get it.
-They eat ticks. Yes. Ticks. If there's one thing I hate most in the world, worse than sharks, spiders, bees, is ticks. I can't stand ticks. Gross. So thanks Mr opossum for eating ticks.


Finding the silver lining! Ticks and Lyme Disease suck hard!
Dec 20 2020 11:23AM
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Lonely
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They are also the only North American Marsupial.
Dec 20 2020 12:16PM
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ronders_
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They got big scary teeth but I’ve heard they can’t actually bite very hard so they’re just trying to scare you away
Dec 20 2020 3:24PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Possums are kunts. Srsly.
If we find them in the bush we beat the shit out of them, they can still operate even if you crush their skull by stamping on it. We had one go buy us and about 12 guys where chasing it and kicking it, little fucker ran off like nothing happened.

And before you hippies downvote me they're pests in NZ and destroy native bird populations.
Dec 20 2020 5:01PM
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little1337
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Why can’t they just spell it possum? Nobody has ever said opossum out loud it’s fucking horse shit if you ask me
Dec 20 2020 5:09PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,173
little1337Why can’t they just spell it possum? Nobody has ever said opossum out loud it’s fucking horse shit if you ask me


Opposums and possums are different, but similar
Dec 20 2020 5:33PM
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elcheapo
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This beauty got stuck in my garbage can one night


Frickin weasel
Dec 20 2020 6:59PM
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Non_State_Actor
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I think they're cool. I just like how chill they are and how they dgaf. They just cruise around and eat garbage and have like 15 babies.
Dec 20 2020 11:43PM
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dolanslebensraum
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MiIfHunterThis thread is fucking dumb

Do you shampoo your vagina playgirl?
Dec 21 2020 1:09AM
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SWRTOFFICIAL
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I dig them, and raccoons. trash cats for liiife
Dec 21 2020 11:25AM
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BrandoComando
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Bambi taught me possums hang upside-down. They're bitey and mean but at least they did something cool.

Nope, turns out that was a fucking lie. They're just assholes for no reason
Dec 21 2020 12:59PM
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