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Jerry/gaper lingo

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Franklinfreeski
Posts: 11 - Karma: 87
Drop all the weird things or words Jerry’s/gapers say.
Dec 17 2020 10:51PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,578
Using the actual names of runs.
Dec 17 2020 10:55PM
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grantn_
Posts: 296 - Karma: 3,295
Calling any amount of fresh snow knee deep pow
Dec 17 2020 11:30PM
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dshiland
Posts: 214 - Karma: 1,369
"I'm from texas"
Dec 17 2020 11:42PM
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ericforman
Posts: 722 - Karma: 6,212
“Ah sorry for hitting your head with the bar”

”why is this lift so slow”
Dec 17 2020 11:48PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51672 - Karma: 162,625
Wanna hit the ramp jumps in the trick park? But that could also be park rats these days.
Dec 17 2020 11:53PM
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sqeellicbic
Posts: 421 - Karma: 3,356
I hate it when someone calls a jump a "ramp."
Dec 17 2020 11:54PM
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brownetown
Posts: 421 - Karma: 4,112
*calls last run*
Dec 18 2020 12:17AM
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Chunderface
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 9,871
dust on crust

free refills

**This post was edited on Dec 18th 2020 at 1:13:53am
Dec 18 2020 1:05AM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9292 - Karma: 61,005
Guys I've got bad news, we're the ones who use stupid lingo, not gapers
Dec 18 2020 1:09AM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 29,046
SofaKingSickGuys I've got bad news, we're the ones who use stupid lingo, not gapers


I refuse to believe this
Dec 18 2020 1:26AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9363 - Karma: 68,422
Shut up, we're sick. Gapers gape.
SofaKingSickGuys I've got bad news, we're the ones who use stupid lingo, not gapers
Dec 18 2020 2:53AM
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Butterytips69
Posts: 722 - Karma: 8,043
Yeah I can do black diamonds
Dec 18 2020 8:23AM
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Hamez
Posts: 87 - Karma: 576
SofaKingSickGuys I've got bad news, we're the ones who use stupid lingo, not gapers


Dec 18 2020 9:30AM
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BrandoComando
Posts: 1486 - Karma: 18,757
"Bro that Ruroc helmet is so cool"
Dec 18 2020 10:55AM
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greensk1mask
Posts: 106 - Karma: 593
Lets stay on the lift so we perpousely (i cant spell) get in trouble
Dec 18 2020 10:57AM
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GrandThings
Posts: 3137 - Karma: 31,636
"Hey what are the conditions like on XYZ trail?"

"Are those trick skis?"

"Do you know how to get to the lodge from here?"

"why are your poles so short?"

"Everything is so icy today"
Dec 18 2020 11:27AM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,797
trigger warning: unpopular opinion

white people saying:
"YO G THAT BACK SWAP TO SWITCH WAS LIT"
"BET"
"NO CAP"
Dec 18 2020 12:25PM
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Donuts_MacArthur
Posts: 10 - Karma: 56
Calling bindings “ski clips”

or walking through my neighborhood up hill in ski boots asking where the lifts are.

**This post was edited on Dec 18th 2020 at 12:29:16pm
Dec 18 2020 12:25PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,797
Emma_Watsontrigger warning: unpopular opinion

white people saying:
"YO G THAT BACK SWAP TO SWITCH WAS LIT"
"BET"
"NO CAP"


@Pdogonthacut @VISHNU @X-ANKILLA

you have 90 seconds for rebuttal

**This post was edited on Dec 18th 2020 at 12:28:11pm

**This post was edited on Dec 18th 2020 at 12:31:51pm
Dec 18 2020 12:26PM
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MonnorCartin
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,753
Did you see Andri Ragetlli's gold medal run?? So cool with so much style!
Dec 18 2020 3:02PM
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TrickyDick470
Posts: 443 - Karma: 2,350
"Yo where the freshies at? I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'!"
Dec 18 2020 3:39PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
Chad corduroy
Dec 18 2020 4:12PM
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dwt802
Posts: 3240 - Karma: 32,006
“DO A BACK FLIP!”

**This post was edited on Dec 19th 2020 at 12:26:35am
Dec 18 2020 7:05PM
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SuckleBrick
Posts: 452 - Karma: 1,097
"to much snow on this run"
Dec 18 2020 7:08PM
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skiguy04
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 1,116
I’m great at pizza
Dec 18 2020 7:53PM
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GreenMonster
Posts: 25 - Karma: 156
"At Costco they actually have some great deals on ski goggles."
Dec 18 2020 8:47PM
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bakemaster
Posts: 127 - Karma: 2,699
Some lady was complaining on the one powder day of the year at my local michigan hill about how they didn't groom any runs
Dec 18 2020 8:57PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9363 - Karma: 68,422
But they do....
aFrogiscool"At Costco they actually have some great deals on ski goggles."
Dec 18 2020 9:04PM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,578
Hear the "yeah we've skied out west before" thing way to much here in the Midwest. Usually people who have never left a groomer in their life.
Dec 18 2020 9:16PM
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animator
Posts: 4552 - Karma: 26,250
“I can ski black diamonds so I guess I’m an advanced skier”
“Why do those skis have a tip at the back?”
“I’m looking for a raised tail ski so I can ski backwards on the bunny slope”
“Why is a wider ski better in powder?”
“My son skis in the terrain park, he loves the little ramps next to the rails!”
“I’m 5’10, this 180cm ski is way too short!”

These are all things I’ve heard from customers at the shop where I work. It’s tough fellas, but someone’s gotta know about ski gear (e.g. most of us but DEFINITELY not all of us)
Dec 18 2020 9:35PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 13,716
Calling spins "helicopters"
Dec 18 2020 10:41PM
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animator
Posts: 4552 - Karma: 26,250
FruitBootProCalling spins "helicopters"


I mean this is an old school term, not necessarily a jerry term IMO
Dec 18 2020 10:44PM
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,753
“I ski big mountain and I came here from Michigan”
Dec 18 2020 10:54PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6707 - Karma: 98,281
"I ride Surface Outsiders."
Dec 19 2020 2:39AM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 29,046
Kretzschmar"I ride Surface Outsiders."


@FruitBootPro START A RIOT
Dec 19 2020 5:19AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14491 - Karma: 10,630
Emma_Watsontrigger warning: unpopular opinion

white people saying:
"YO G THAT BACK SWAP TO SWITCH WAS LIT"
"BET"
"NO CAP"


I still don't know what "bet" means.
Dec 19 2020 7:53AM
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c-fries
Posts: 1046 - Karma: 5,585
“Oh you ski?? Have you heard of Jerry of the day!? It’s on Instagram. Oh my Gahhd. Sooo funny.”

”You know what I took a fall on that XYZ trail and I just said heck it’s time for a Bloody Mary! Ha!”

”Excuse me, is there a good green that goes down to the lodge from here? First day out west. My dogs are barkin!”

”Yea I rented these skis out in Beaver Creek when we went out there. First time out west. Such great trails. SUCH great trails. They had me in a 140cm so I said heck let’s go up to a 150, I’m feeling ambitious. The skis did me so well out there I said heck might as well buy ‘em! And you know what, I don’t even mind the sharpie marks on them. Helps me remember they’re mine! Ha!”
Dec 19 2020 9:37AM
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RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 712 - Karma: 3,205
"oh-nep"
Dec 19 2020 7:16PM
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corona
Posts: 12801 - Karma: 32,779
"Are those skis for powder?"

Skiing 95mm waist park skis.
Dec 19 2020 7:33PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3739 - Karma: 7,738
"I just like to ski fast"

It's always a dead giveaway if they say it in response to talking about park/big mountain skiing
Dec 19 2020 8:03PM
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sqeellicbic
Posts: 421 - Karma: 3,356
saying they're "shredding the gnar" unironically
Dec 19 2020 8:16PM
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oldspicewalrus
Posts: 153 - Karma: 352
Can you do a helicopter?
Dec 19 2020 8:44PM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
sqeellicbicsaying they're "shredding the gnar" unironically


Fucking hell, literally scrolled through the whole thread to post this and you beat me to it. They're the tier of gaper who knows there's such thing as ski culture, but don't quite have the self awareness to know they're not really plugged into it.

Another one is "pow pow". Gapers love riding "pow pow".
And another is using the full lift name - "Screaming Eagle Express"
Dec 19 2020 8:54PM
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camdog
Posts: 6 - Karma: 68
"Can you ski backwards on those double tippers?"
Dec 19 2020 10:59PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 13,716
Kretzschmar"I ride Surface Outsiders."


omegalul
Dec 20 2020 12:27AM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 13,716
"I'm intermediate/advanced so is that a skier type 2/3/3+? Which skier type am I?"

1. Intermediate relative to what? If you can ski all groomers with no trouble you are intermediate with respect to tourist skiers but on a spectrum from zero skiing experience to pro freerider, you're still very low level.
2. I'm literally not allowed to tell you what skier type to pick for legal reasons.

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2020 at 12:36:43am
Dec 20 2020 12:36AM
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RIP_leos_shack
Posts: 712 - Karma: 3,205
Saying "Broadway Express" instead of "Chair 1."
Dec 20 2020 1:13AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
"ay yo gimme summa dat kush yao"
"smacks lips"
Dec 20 2020 3:27AM
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pk999
Posts: 12 - Karma: 50
"Yard Sale"
"Get our pole out of my butt"
Dec 20 2020 3:06PM
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JAHn
Posts: 485 - Karma: 2,623
“Blue square”
Dec 20 2020 3:09PM
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