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WTF should I wear to the Deer Valley crab leg buffet?

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mountaindewgirl
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My mind is firmly set on making a mission to the culinary epitome of fine Deer Valley cuisine, the crab leg buffet.

Ima be going hard, gettin my money's worth.
Crackin and crushin these crabby little claws like high-crab-ohydrate diet is the coolest new craze!

Now, I don't want these high-society Deer Valley holiday tourists judging me on how many trips I'm making (won't draw attention to myself with towering plates), so I'll need expert level camouflage to blend in.

I've already had one unpleasant encounter on Main Street where a pack of pea-coat Ken Dolls made fun of my outfit as they walked by, and my fragile ego cannot handle another such blow.

In this town, people seem to blend in by trying to stand out, so all ideas are welcome.
Dec 16 2020 5:37PM
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eheath
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It's more than crab legs, any seafood you can think of, its pretty good. But, the seafood buffet is probably the most casual dining experience at DV, gotta hit up the maraposa or fireside dining.
Dec 16 2020 5:39PM
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yungona
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eheathIt's more than crab legs, any seafood you can think of, its pretty good. But, the seafood buffet is probably the most casual dining experience at DV, gotta hit up the maraposa or fireside dining.


i would trust Heath on any food related advice
Dec 16 2020 5:40PM
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eheath
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yungonai would trust Heath on any food related advice


I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Dec 16 2020 5:41PM
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yungona
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eheathI'm gonna take that as a compliment.


you should because it is
Dec 16 2020 5:43PM
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SuspiciousFish
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eheathI'm gonna take that as a compliment.


Have you tried the Jalapeno Cream Ale at Wasatch Brewing? That stuff was dank.
Dec 16 2020 5:49PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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yungonai would trust Heath on any food related advice

Bruh 😂😂
Dec 16 2020 5:51PM
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eheath
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SuspiciousFishHave you tried the Jalapeno Cream Ale at Wasatch Brewing? That stuff was dank.


Not for me honestly, its interesting but I wasn't a fan of the spicy beer.
Dec 16 2020 5:51PM
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mountaindewgirl
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eheathIt's more than crab legs, any seafood you can think of, its pretty good. But, the seafood buffet is probably the most casual dining experience at DV, gotta hit up the maraposa or fireside dining.


Ohhh Swiss Raclette at Fireside. That looks amazing ill try that next time I'm up there. Mariposa looks nice too, but seems like somewhere to take a date. That buffet The Roof looks like my next buffet night out though.
Dec 16 2020 6:19PM
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elcheapo
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A bib?
Dec 16 2020 7:33PM
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GayWolf420
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gorsuch or something, idk. its like the most chill dining place there in terms of setting. I dont think it has a real hardcore dresscode like the other dining places there. Or you could go kick it at the employee dining room and eat some leftover buffet slop! my favorite part of being an employee there: Rubbery mac and cheese!
Dec 16 2020 7:48PM
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MiIfHunter
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Wear some heavy duty underpants bcuz if the fish if funny it’s going to go right thru u. Sniff everything before eating it
Dec 16 2020 8:26PM
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mountaindewgirl
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MiIfHunterWear some heavy duty underpants bcuz if the fish if funny it’s going to go right thru u. Sniff everything before eating it


FYI thats not how it works
Dec 17 2020 1:40AM
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mountaindewgirl
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I'll be sure to adorn my finest pair. Thx
Dec 17 2020 12:38PM
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mountaindewgirl
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DeebieSkeebiesgorsuch or something, idk. its like the most chill dining place there in terms of setting. I dont think it has a real hardcore dresscode like the other dining places there. Or you could go kick it at the employee dining room and eat some leftover buffet slop! my favorite part of being an employee there: Rubbery mac and cheese!


Ohhh Gursuch, yeah! I'll just trounce around in these $1200 fur boots, looking remnant of our ancient hominid ancestors wading around tide pools, crunching shellfish.
Super retro 🦀🐒




**This post was edited on Dec 17th 2020 at 12:56:05pm
Dec 17 2020 12:55PM
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danbrown
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what
Dec 17 2020 1:14PM
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theabortionator
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SuspiciousFishHave you tried the Jalapeno Cream Ale at Wasatch Brewing? That stuff was dank.


That sounds terrible honestly butbto each their own.

I like beer, and i like jalapenos, but jalapeno beer sounds fucked and cream ales generally suck.
Dec 17 2020 1:41PM
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SuspiciousFish
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theabortionatorThat sounds terrible honestly butbto each their own.

I like beer, and i like jalapenos, but jalapeno beer sounds fucked and cream ales generally suck.


Its actually not as bad as you would think. Kind of like an IPA but with jalapeno spice instead of the usual hoppy bite. You can only drink a single 12 oz before it catches up to you but its pretty decent for a summer brew to try with a burger.
Dec 17 2020 3:11PM
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SuspiciousFish
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MiIfHunterWear some heavy duty underpants bcuz if the fish if funny it’s going to go right thru u. Sniff everything before eating it


This is the funniest thing to do a buffets. If there is a line, pick up a dish and smell it and put it back with a weird look on your face and kind of shake your head. Then watch and see how many people behind you get it. Its a fun experiment to do when your bored.
Dec 17 2020 3:13PM
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mountaindewgirl
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MiIfHunterWear some heavy duty underpants bcuz if the fish if funny it’s going to go right thru u. Sniff everything before eating it


Oh read that wrong the first time.

Eh I'm chinese, insides are cast iron.
Dec 17 2020 3:18PM
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MiIfHunter
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SuspiciousFishThis is the funniest thing to do a buffets. If there is a line, pick up a dish and smell it and put it back with a weird look on your face and kind of shake your head. Then watch and see how many people behind you get it. Its a fun experiment to do when your bored.


larilinesignOh read that wrong the first time.

Eh I'm chinese, insides are cast iron.


if you sniff it, you bought it
Dec 17 2020 3:20PM
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zues
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I always wear a Hawaiian shirt that i bought in Maui in 2008 for $10. It works perfectly for both a troll and gentleman. It just depends what personality you're going for. I've found both have equally successful results depending on circumstance.

Dec 17 2020 3:35PM
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Brule.
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pull up in a crab costume

Dec 17 2020 9:23PM
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skierman
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WE ARE IN A PADEMIC! GOOD FUCKING LORD, STAY THE FUCK HOME!
Dec 17 2020 9:49PM
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T.L.
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Can you please livestream this excursion?
Dec 17 2020 9:51PM
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Skibumsmith
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Is this a serious question?

Dec 17 2020 11:55PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Brule.pull up in a crab costume

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Dec 18 2020 12:48AM
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mountaindewgirl
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T.L.Can you please livestream this excursion?

Eh if anything noteworthy happens ill let you know. I'll take a pic and post my outfit on Sunday. night. Its just gonna be me sitting in silence eating crab for 3 hours lol
Dec 18 2020 12:51AM
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mountaindewgirl
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SkibumsmithIs this a serious question?



Yeah why do you people always think I'm being sarcastic?

Never been to Deer Valley, dont know what to expect. Last time I was in Park City, some random yuppie dudes made fun of my shirt.
Dec 18 2020 12:53AM
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Skibumsmith
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larilinesignYeah why do you people always think I'm being sarcastic?

Pardon me. What I meant to say is, “Why would you even consider wearing anything other than this amazing crab themed Hawaiian shirt?”
Dec 18 2020 1:03AM
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hdubs
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larilinesignYeah why do you people always think I'm being sarcastic?

Never been to Deer Valley, dont know what to expect. Last time I was in Park City, some random yuppie dudes made fun of my shirt.

If you want real suggestions then something semi formal would be the best. When I was in PC a few years ago I wore a normal button down and a pullover if you wanted a reference.
Dec 18 2020 1:15AM
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AbiH
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Bro. What Ken dolls am I gonna have to beat up?????
larilinesignMy mind is firmly set on making a mission to the culinary epitome of fine Deer Valley cuisine, the crab leg buffet.

Ima be going hard, gettin my money's worth.
Crackin and crushin these crabby little claws like high-crab-ohydrate diet is the coolest new craze!

Now, I don't want these high-society Deer Valley holiday tourists judging me on how many trips I'm making (won't draw attention to myself with towering plates), so I'll need expert level camouflage to blend in.

I've already had one unpleasant encounter on Main Street where a pack of pea-coat Ken Dolls made fun of my outfit as they walked by, and my fragile ego cannot handle another such blow.

In this town, people seem to blend in by trying to stand out, so all ideas are welcome.
Dec 18 2020 1:34AM
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mountaindewgirl
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SkibumsmithPardon me. What I meant to say is, “Why would you even consider wearing anything other than this amazing crab themed Hawaiian shirt?”


Ahh i see now. Hawaiian shirt with crabs on it would be a power play.
Dec 18 2020 11:05AM
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mountaindewgirl
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Brule.pull up in a crab costume


Then just lay down in the buffet tray and blend in that way

**This post was edited on Dec 18th 2020 at 11:23:11am
Dec 18 2020 11:06AM
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mountaindewgirl
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AbiHBro. What Ken dolls am I gonna have to beat up?????


Lol so I actually took a photo of them which is a little creeper, but they were in the same dinner place as me and I texted my friend a pic.



Dec 18 2020 11:10AM
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JAHpow
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larilinesignLol so I actually took a photo of them which is a little creeper, but they were in the same dinner place as me and I texted my friend a pic.





Murder them
Dec 18 2020 11:15AM
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mountaindewgirl
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AbiHBro. What Ken dolls am I gonna have to beat up?????


When I saw em in there, I just kinda sat right there at the table next to them and kept randomly pointing at them when i was talking to the waitress. Making them feel awkward for an hour was just the right amount of petty 🤗
Dec 18 2020 11:22AM
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Celery
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Wear one sock on your left foot, One of those crab hats, cutoff jeans (cut around the knees) and a blazer.
Dec 18 2020 1:03PM
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Celery
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Oh and red crocs
CeleryWear one sock on your left foot, One of those crab hats, cutoff jeans (cut around the knees) and a blazer.
Dec 18 2020 1:04PM
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PeppermillReno
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This sounds great.

I want to go to Florida and feast on some crabs real bad now.
Dec 18 2020 9:25PM
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skuff
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larilinesignOhhh Swiss Raclette at Fireside. That looks amazing ill try that next time I'm up there. Mariposa looks nice too, but seems like somewhere to take a date. That buffet The Roof looks like my next buffet night out though.


Raclette is the best!
Dec 19 2020 10:28AM
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Granby_killdozer
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larilinesignLol so I actually took a photo of them which is a little creeper, but they were in the same dinner place as me and I texted my friend a pic.





TIL regular streetwear makes you a "pea coat ken doll". WTF were you wearing to get made fun of OP? Maybe they were just intimidated by you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 19 2020 11:14AM
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PeppermillReno
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Craw_DaddyTIL regular streetwear makes you a "pea coat ken doll". WTF were you wearing to get made fun of OP? Maybe they were just intimidated by you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Those guys look pretty ken dollish. Are you related to the guy on his phone or something?
Dec 19 2020 6:55PM
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Granby_killdozer
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PeppermillRenoThose guys look pretty ken dollish. Are you related to the guy on his phone or something?


Guy on his phone is wearing a flannel hoodie and the other guy has on what looks like a Patagonia nano puff, some jeans, and boots. Idk where you guys are getting this ken doll stuff from but it kinda seems like there's a bit of projection going on here. That's what everyone wears in the mountain west because it's practical and comfortable. What do you wear?
Dec 19 2020 7:47PM
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iced
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be proud of it
Dec 19 2020 10:22PM
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iced
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also bring one of these so you can get more crab per trip
Dec 19 2020 10:24PM
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HypeBeast
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larilinesignLol so I actually took a photo of them which is a little creeper, but they were in the same dinner place as me and I texted my friend a pic.





Lmao where's the pea coat? If these guys seem yuppie to you, then you've probably never seen a true brad/chad. I was expecting more from this and am sad to be let down. Their clothing choices are middle class at best.

Curious what you were wearing (or doing) to have dudes "make fun" of you. 99% of guys give zero fucks.

And for the crab leg buffet thingy, who cares what you're wearing or what people think of you. Unless ur tryin to make friends or if there's a dress code, don't worry about it. If someone has a problem, fuck em.
Dec 20 2020 3:59AM
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mountaindewgirl
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Thank you all for your input. I went to Deer Valley yesterday to do a little reconnaissance. Have 2 bags packed for tonight.

One is a tasteful knit sweater with a bloodstone jewelry set.
One is a chaotic idgaf Goth Sheriff look.

I'll see how feel right before I get dressed to decide which one to put on.
Dec 20 2020 11:34AM
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daannnnieel
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larilinesignOne is a chaotic idgaf Goth Sheriff look.

I'll see how feel right before I get dressed to decide which one to put on.

the only one*
Dec 20 2020 12:47PM
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OregonDead
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larilinesignThank you all for your input. I went to Deer Valley yesterday to do a little reconnaissance. Have 2 bags packed for tonight.

One is a tasteful knit sweater with a bloodstone jewelry set.
One is a chaotic idgaf Goth Sheriff look.

I'll see how feel right before I get dressed to decide which one to put on.


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send it! looking forward to the trip report
Dec 20 2020 3:21PM
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