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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
if it breathes, choke it.



''I had Sonny side up and I had Sonny side down...I had Sonny all ze way around!''
Sep 11 2002 3:58PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
what if you choke it and it continues to breath?

Jibbin Fo Jesus



Its like Compton but with White people- Schmuck refering to whistler
Sep 12 2002 3:04AM
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svwingnut
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
cut it's lungs out

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
Sep 14 2002 5:25PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
eat it's brains for dinner


THE SPRINKLER: get butt naked and then do a 1260 while taking a piss, i expect this trick to win many comps this coming season.
Sep 15 2002 5:51AM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
you guys have issues. im scared

*brooke*

'Karen, sex is addictive.. its like a drug, i should know, i'm like a dealer.' -will & grace
Oct 1 2002 12:57AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
hey go away girls aren't aloud in the regional forum!!! didn't you get the memo???


Call me Mr. Sucra
Oct 1 2002 1:45AM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
kevin, the reason you never get chicks is cause you always yell at them and ask if they quote 'got the memo' haven't i told you that shuns them away?

Word up to all the subie owners out there!

Co-FOunder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
Oct 2 2002 11:00PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
oh so thats what im doing wrong. thanks sean.


Call me Mr. Sucra
Oct 4 2002 1:25AM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
Come back girls, we want girls herew. It would be pretty boring other wise.








'Maybee just once someone will call me sir without adding, 'your making a scene.'' - Homer Simpson
Oct 22 2002 7:36PM
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stupid3000
Posts: 558 - Karma: 10
'mom, kitty's being a dildo'
Oct 22 2002 8:06PM
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A_W
Posts: 295 - Karma: 16
I know one special kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight

There's always someone as horny as you are ugly
Oct 23 2002 12:38PM
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StriderMG
Posts: 707 - Karma: 10
Hello Kitty!!! do the hello kity vibrators have different setting like pur, meow, and lions roar, if they did and i was a chick, i would switch it quickly between pur and roar, that would fuck you up fast

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Oct 24 2002 1:08AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
lol what the?



Its kinda like pissin on the guy in the stall next to you, just to see if he notices, or pissin on a proper female at a party, or even pissin in some dudes butt in the shower. We've all done it for fun. -lokash


Call me Mr. Sucra
Oct 24 2002 10:05AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night
fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night
fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night
OUT SIDEEE!!!!!!!

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Jan 24 2003 2:30AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
bad kitty my pot pie!!!!
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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB
Jan 24 2003 1:51PM
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Shralpinstein
Posts: 368 - Karma: 10
Sweet!
Powder-Pig is a Blunt-Brother of mine, talk some shit and get popped by my nine.
Jan 24 2003 4:53PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
chris...why the hell did you bring this back?



''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
Jan 24 2003 5:00PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
meh, it was at the end of our forum, so i thought it needed some revisitation

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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.

proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Jan 25 2003 3:51AM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
i think it's worth it just to revive the presidents, good call chris. at my orientation for the U last summer, at night we had Chris and Tad play for us, it's the singer from the Presidents, and some guy named Tad playing on toy instruments. not the same old school grundge tad, anyone remember HIM?! oh man, saww them live once.....half an hour of loud guitar, and blowing into a microphone....sweet sweet harmony.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
Jan 25 2003 1:39PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
lol where the hell did that come from sean?
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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB
Jan 25 2003 2:01PM
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kevywevy
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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB
Jan 25 2003 2:26PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
where the hell did you get that?
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Sam

Dave Pauls temp. assistant

Offical Terrain Park Supervision of the NS Isle Resort Destination

skierdood86:
i like to luge on my snowboard

lovetoski84:
and by luge he means sitting on his snowboard and constantly digging his feet into the snow to slow down as the snowbladers pass him

skierdood86:
haha


Jan 25 2003 7:48PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
google. i was bored at work so i looked up cat bones in the pic search
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*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB
Jan 26 2003 1:29AM
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//d-lite//
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Gorilla Killaz

'Gorilla Killaz'
Jan 26 2003 11:10PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
its funny how you guys pretend to be gangsta, but youre from wenatchee or some shit, give it up.


''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
Jan 27 2003 12:31AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
Whos bein gangsta yo?
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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'
- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
Jan 27 2003 2:50AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
the gayrilla killas


''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
Jan 27 2003 4:44PM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
gayrilla? OOOHHHH burn! good one erich. nobody'll ever be as gangsta as the L to da izzo posse. ICE ICE

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
Jan 27 2003 10:04PM
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k2skier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 13
your a wierdo get a life
Feb 16 2003 5:37PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
kitty kitty!
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^Rowen^

'Avi!'
'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'
Oct 17 2003 2:49PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
My kitty just had more kittys. I say we dromwn em.
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Oct 17 2003 5:09PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11499 - Karma: 342
kitten paws is a awsome meal i have it all the time is a classic in my home.











Go Big and Die!
Oct 17 2003 5:14PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^me too, has your mom ever baked deepfried cat pie? its the best, and have u ever thought of microwaving a cat?


Oct 17 2003 10:04PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
My cat sleeps in the garage, and this morning i found that it threw up all over my car hood, it was nasty shit with worms and all, so sick. My car really needs a wash now.
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^Rowen^

'Avi!'
'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'
Oct 21 2003 4:02PM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
kitty kitty is pretty much done. i should really re-post that for you guys.
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be aware, ski with care
Oct 21 2003 6:32PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
do it!!!!


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don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
Oct 21 2003 7:49PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
Its back.

Speaking of, I have half of kitty kitty, i want the whole thing!
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^Rowen^

'Shut up norton!'
-Kevywevy

'Its the Smell.'

'Tight, tight, crevice.'

'Haaappy H-H-aawwwwnakUU! Miiiirry ChRIStMasss! kWAanzaa!'
-Vern Fonk
Mar 13 2004 3:24AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
fucking retard.
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Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

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Mar 13 2004 11:06AM
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