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Altitude Poops

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mitchey
Posts: 186 - Karma: 2,647
Y'all ever get weird poops at altitude? I feel like I stock up for 4 days and then have the most satisfying shit of my life. Maybe I'm still acclimating, but this is not an isolated incident.
Dec 11 2020 6:40PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 6794 - Karma: 72,667
mitcheyY'all ever get weird poops at altitude? I feel like I stock up for 4 days and then have the most satisfying shit of my life. Maybe I'm still acclimating, but this is not an isolated incident.


I don't think it's the altitude my g
Dec 11 2020 6:57PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6949 - Karma: 25,104
when you shit at altitude you are high on the pot
Dec 11 2020 7:42PM
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2394 - Karma: -12,166
just drink a pot of coffee and smoke some cigs. that'll get your pipes flowin
Dec 11 2020 9:02PM
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little1337
Posts: 8282 - Karma: 48,673
BiffbarfI don't think it's the altitude my g


Gotta be the Denver PF Changs
Dec 11 2020 11:36PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
Everytime i get to the resort i got to go but not a satisfying situation
Dec 12 2020 1:16AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12534 - Karma: 116,685
you have to pop your butthole the same way you pop your ears at higher elevation
Dec 14 2020 1:58AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,265
Like poppin a bottle of sumthing bubbly
TRVP_ANGELyou have to pop your butthole the same way you pop your ears at higher elevation
Dec 14 2020 3:31AM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
Sitting on a rock on the side of a ridge looking out over a valley with a warm breeze , its spiritual, then it rolls in your shoe.
Dec 14 2020 12:06PM
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jca
Posts: 4172 - Karma: 6,310
What elevation?
I think my highest poops have been around 10500, all normal.
Dec 14 2020 6:39PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
jcaWhat elevation?
I think my highest poops have been around 10500, all normal.


I shit on top of mt Rainer, no lie and mt Stuart. Simmit shots are breathtaking
Dec 14 2020 8:34PM
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theabortionator
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I just had to shit but im petty sure it was my body rejecting cambells finest soup, not the altitude. Only at like 5 or 6k feet anyway
Dec 15 2020 2:40AM
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