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Altitude Poops

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mitchey
Posts: 186 - Karma: 2,645
Y'all ever get weird poops at altitude? I feel like I stock up for 4 days and then have the most satisfying shit of my life. Maybe I'm still acclimating, but this is not an isolated incident.
4 years ago
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7180 - Karma: 76,097
mitcheyY'all ever get weird poops at altitude? I feel like I stock up for 4 days and then have the most satisfying shit of my life. Maybe I'm still acclimating, but this is not an isolated incident.


I don't think it's the altitude my g
4 years ago
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OregonDead
Posts: 7007 - Karma: 25,755
when you shit at altitude you are high on the pot
4 years ago
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2473 - Karma: -13,992
just drink a pot of coffee and smoke some cigs. that'll get your pipes flowin
4 years ago
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little1337
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BiffbarfI don't think it's the altitude my g


Gotta be the Denver PF Changs
4 years ago
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,982
Everytime i get to the resort i got to go but not a satisfying situation
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12623 - Karma: 118,093
you have to pop your butthole the same way you pop your ears at higher elevation
4 years ago
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,274
Like poppin a bottle of sumthing bubbly
TRVP_ANGELyou have to pop your butthole the same way you pop your ears at higher elevation
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elcheapo
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Sitting on a rock on the side of a ridge looking out over a valley with a warm breeze , its spiritual, then it rolls in your shoe.
4 years ago
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jca
Posts: 4175 - Karma: 6,328
What elevation?
I think my highest poops have been around 10500, all normal.
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elcheapo
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jcaWhat elevation?
I think my highest poops have been around 10500, all normal.


I shit on top of mt Rainer, no lie and mt Stuart. Simmit shots are breathtaking
4 years ago
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theabortionator
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I just had to shit but im petty sure it was my body rejecting cambells finest soup, not the altitude. Only at like 5 or 6k feet anyway
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