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Skiing vs Sex

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SendyMcSendyface
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Aight goobers, you can only do one for the rest of your life. Which one is it?
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Dec 9 2020 9:32PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,980
I actually turned down the last day of the resort season in 2018 to go have sex w my gf at the time, and ill tell you I still remember and regret it now lol
Dec 9 2020 9:48PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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icedI actually turned down the last day of the resort season in 2018 to go have sex w my gf at the time, and ill tell you I still remember and regret it now lol


Makes sense, in the moment I’d probably do the same thing, and then regret not going skiing
Dec 9 2020 10:49PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 6847 - Karma: 73,085
I've said it once and I'll say it again.

I've never busted a nut that satisfied like a day of makin' laps.

Sex is temporary. Skiing is forever.
Dec 9 2020 11:09PM
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GayWolf420
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im the drought god right now but yeah no, i missed way too many good days skiing being a dipshit chasing girls
Dec 9 2020 11:48PM
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Idahoe
Posts: 1027 - Karma: 7,538
BiffbarfSex is temporary. Skiing is forever.

someone get this tattoo
Dec 9 2020 11:59PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Fuck man thats a hard 1 for me I'm addicted to both.
Dec 10 2020 12:03AM
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OregonDead
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in the hierarchy of needs pow>corn>sex

fit your drugs and rock and roll in there where you like

powder and corn snow days will always top the list
Dec 10 2020 9:48AM
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little1337
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No sex for me, I'll mount a fleshlight inside my snowpants and get the best of both worlds
Dec 10 2020 9:56AM
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chris.goodhue
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seems to be a supply and demand thing for me. Right now there's not much of either going on in my life so that's a pretty tough decision lol
Dec 10 2020 10:21AM
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skiP.E.I.
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Can we get an exception if we do both at the same time?
Dec 10 2020 11:12AM
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oldmanski
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I lost my virginity a night before a pow day and paid 2 bucks for it........I'll take skiing for $400 Alex(RIP)
Dec 10 2020 11:12AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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little1337No sex for me, I'll mount a fleshlight inside my snowpants and get the best of both worlds


big brain time
Dec 10 2020 12:59PM
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pbs
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little1337No sex for me, I'll mount a fleshlight inside my snowpants and get the best of both worlds


“Come on guys we really should ski the moguls again”
Dec 10 2020 1:33PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Later nerds, I'm taking the sex ✌
Dec 10 2020 5:25PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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larilinesignLater nerds, I'm taking the sex ✌


sickkkkk, more pow for me
Dec 10 2020 6:46PM
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danbrown
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i love skiing but sex, for sure. final answer
Dec 10 2020 6:52PM
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ASAPCarter
Posts: 923 - Karma: 10,435
Idahoesomeone get this tattoo


Fuck it, I’ll do it if you guys wanna make a gofundme or venmo me or something. Let’s do it!!
Dec 11 2020 12:16AM
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theabortionator
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I'm not married so I'm not allowed to have the secks but skiing is pretty fun.
Dec 11 2020 1:14AM
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bmick
Posts: 220 - Karma: 2,632
il take life blowies
Dec 11 2020 7:58AM
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MT-Snowbowl777
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I passed up a hookup with the ex to go skiing first day last year.


ngl kinda regret it, mediocre opening day conditions but whatever¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dec 11 2020 3:53PM
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Biffbarf
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MT-Snowbowl777I passed up a hookup with the ex to go skiing first day last year.


ngl kinda regret it, mediocre opening day conditions but whatever¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Never regret not hooking up with an ex wtf is wrong with you
Dec 11 2020 4:56PM
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Granby_killdozer
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I've ended a relationship because I wanted to ski a new park more than I wanted to drive and see a girl. so skiing wins sometimes haha. It depends on how hot the girl is vs how sick the mountain is. If I had to choose one it would probably be sex though. when I'm 70 and my knees have disintegrated I won't be able to ski but I'll be able to get sloppy toppy in my wheelchair
Dec 11 2020 6:17PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Craw_DaddyI've ended a relationship because I wanted to ski a new park more than I wanted to drive and see a girl. so skiing wins sometimes haha. It depends on how hot the girl is vs how sick the mountain is. If I had to choose one it would probably be sex though. when I'm 70 and my knees have disintegrated I won't be able to ski but I'll be able to get sloppy toppy in my wheelchair

Yeah but this says youre giving up sex to never have to hang up your skis until you die. That's too good to pass up
Dec 11 2020 6:58PM
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Kevski
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Pretty sure I made this thread like 10 years ago and it went pretty much the same.

End of the day you’re comparing the two best things and anyone with a definitive answer is full of shit.

No more sex? Shoot me. No more skiing? Run me over with a bus.
Dec 11 2020 7:45PM
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MT-Snowbowl777
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**This post was edited on Dec 11th 2020 at 11:18:50pm
Dec 11 2020 11:16PM
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MT-Snowbowl777
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BiffbarfNever regret not hooking up with an ex wtf is wrong with you


We’re still friends till this day my guy, would have been fine
Dec 11 2020 11:23PM
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HypeBeast
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MT-Snowbowl777We’re still friends till this day my guy, would have been fine

"friends"
Dec 12 2020 12:30AM
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Biffbarf
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MT-Snowbowl777We’re still friends till this day my guy, would have been fine


yikes bro sorry I brought it up
Dec 12 2020 12:38AM
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