yo ns. I went mountain biking a few days ago at some trials. Everything was going super good and i was so happy to rip on some gnarly trails. Then my bud took me to the BMX pump track thing... thing is I didn't know how small the rollers were. I thought they were jumps and completely overshot the first one and landed into the takeoff of the second roller. I luckily let go before going over the handlebars except my pedal grabbed my foot and dragged me with the bike. When i landed on the ground the overwhelming speed of the treads caught my ass crack and pulled me forward leading the the seat tube absolutely obliterating my balls. I quickly jumped off the bike and just lied on the ground in agony. Then something hit me, i felt as if i was peeing but i wasn't. Turns out my balls were up my tummy. I had to push them suckers down under to where they belong and it hurt like a bitch. Anyway they still hurt today (3 days later) and it hurts when i pee :(.
Any suggestions?
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