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Getting lifties numbers

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BigmoneyMatt
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There are so many hot lifties but I can't pull any numbers because I look like a park rat but I'm a super nice guy underneath all the outerwear. Is there any tricks to pulling these numbers despite looking like a highschool dropout?
4 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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Staple your GED to your tall t so they know you got that big brain energy.

Jump from the chairlift just before the off ramp so they see that big Dick energy.

you got this king.
4 years ago
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rubberpantaloons
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ask for their social security number first
4 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I've never dated a liftie, but I'm friends with lots of them and I always make machine gun and rocket launcher shooting motions with my ski poles near the top to see if they react. I also give them beer a lot. Also, all of the hot ones already have a boyfriend/girlfriend guaranteed unless it's literally opening day.

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2020 at 3:24:39pm
4 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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tough with covid masks this year but you gotta show as much skin as you can, no i don't mean ass-less chaps but she's not going to roll the dice if she can't see a square inch of your head and upper body. wear as little as possible up top and chat her up so she can see what she's working with
4 years ago
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WisconsinDogfart
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SofaKingSicktough with covid masks this year but you gotta show as much skin as you can, no i don't mean ass-less chaps but she's not going to roll the dice if she can't see a square inch of your head and upper body. wear as little as possible up top and chat her up so she can see what she's working with

gorby gap time
4 years ago
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Butterytips69
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Crop top Tall T
4 years ago
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BigmoneyMatt
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI've never dated a liftie, but I'm friends with lots of them and I always make machine gun and rocket launcher shooting motions with my ski poles near the top to see if they react. I also give them beer a lot. Also, all of the hot ones already have a boyfriend/girlfriend guaranteed unless it's literally opening day.

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2020 at 3:24:39pm


Tried it once but she just cringed.
4 years ago
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Chrischi69
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SofaKingSicktough with covid masks this year but you gotta show as much skin as you can, no i don't mean ass-less chaps but she's not going to roll the dice if she can't see a square inch of your head and upper body. wear as little as possible up top and chat her up so she can see what she's working with


So your saying i should ski in my undies?
4 years ago
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Granby_killdozer
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Normally I'd say go say hi to her at the bar after the mountain closes but with covid you're gonna have to talk to her when shes scanning tickets. I'd go with age old "I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my up rail" line. Just be ready for the impending flood when you say that.

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2020 at 4:45:44pm
4 years ago
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Yung_Gnarley
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you gotta rock no shirt obvi
4 years ago
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iced
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DeadBThere are so many hot lifties but I can't pull any numbers because I look like a park rat but I'm a super nice guy underneath all the outerwear. Is there any tricks to pulling these numbers despite looking like a highschool dropout?


just show them this thread so they know you care
4 years ago
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johnblaze
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https://perfectrolex.io/
4 years ago
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ericforman
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Gonna be easier post-'rona my man when you can rock sunnies and a baseball cap with no mask. Weekday when its relatively empty and lap the same chair.
4 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Yup, when you're rolling to the bottom of the lift and putting up massive switch carves and slashes, you increase your attractiveness by 3000%, especially when they see you're going fast. Maude Raymond is a pretty girl, but I'm far more turned on by her beautiful switch skiing than anything else.
4 years ago
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744771670593
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At Alta the lifties give me their number, but little do they know I don't even have a cell phone.
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Oh so you're a liftie? name every lift.
4 years ago
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KCoCM
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"accidentally" blow through their rope and ski over their raked lanes. shows them your a human after all and not some untouchable park god
4 years ago
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OregonDead
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SofaKingSicktough with covid masks this year but you gotta show as much skin as you can, no i don't mean ass-less chaps but she's not going to roll the dice if she can't see a square inch of your head and upper body. wear as little as possible up top and chat her up so she can see what she's working with


downvoted bc of your negative opinion on the chaps
4 years ago
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overweightmastr
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DeadBThere are so many hot lifties but I can't pull any numbers because I look like a park rat but I'm a super nice guy underneath all the outerwear. Is there any tricks to pulling these numbers despite looking like a highschool dropout?


bruh your lifties are girls? Damn
4 years ago
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CLQ
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You have to just remember that when they are nice to you and smile at you, it's because they like you and they want you to ask them out on a date. Don't go into thinking they are paid to be friendly to you. Same thing with waitresses, they are only nice to you because they want to fuck you.
4 years ago
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overweightmastr
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Craw_DaddyNormally I'd say go say hi to her at the bar after the mountain closes but with covid you're gonna have to talk to her when shes scanning tickets. I'd go with age old "I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my up rail" line. Just be ready for the impending flood when you say that.

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2020 at 4:45:44pm


props to you I'm using this
4 years ago
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Titus69
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Come to PC, there’s a liftie who’d probably love a man shower from us all.
4 years ago
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MiIfHunter
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Says the guy that went to a ski resort management college lol
JAHBRADORStaple your GED to your tall t so they know you got that big brain energy.

Jump from the chairlift just before the off ramp so they see that big Dick energy.

you got this king.
4 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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MiIfHunterSays the guy that went to a ski resort management college lol


The stalking is real.
4 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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Where the fuck are you finding all these woman lifties. Every resort job I've had has been a massive sausagefest.
4 years ago
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CENTORE
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI've never dated a liftie, but I'm friends with lots of them and I always make machine gun and rocket launcher shooting motions with my ski poles near the top to see if they react. I also give them beer a lot. Also, all of the hot ones already have a boyfriend/girlfriend guaranteed unless it's literally opening day.

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2020 at 3:24:39pm

just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
4 years ago
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clorox
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I hear the ladies love a guy with GoreTex and pivot 18's. A lifty gave me half her waffle last year /claim

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2020 at 11:11:33pm
4 years ago
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theduke6969
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give her the ol' Louis C.K., but in the lift line
4 years ago
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musclehamster
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wear full tilts, theyll notice
4 years ago
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Pilsby
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shouldn't be asking for a phone number you should be asking for their email adress.... it works every time.
4 years ago
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freestyler540
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I got to date a lifty once. She was fucking rad. But, after 2 dates, she decided to go back to Ontario once the season was over. That hurt.
To get a lifty’s number, it a simple recipe. Start by saying hi every time you see her in the line ups. After a bit, start asking how things are going and just be stoked as fuck. High 5s, fist bumps and getting other people into the fun will attract attention. Keep it up for 3 months everyday and you will get noticed. Over that time, you will get to know each other and its way easier to hang out with them after work
4 years ago
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oldmanski
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Yell single! while in the lift line
4 years ago
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bmick
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blow a cloud in her face lifties love kush
4 years ago
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Hellblazer_23
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The Parker white method: mullet, no helmet, sunglasses, and jacket with no shirt
4 years ago
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Hellblazer_23
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The Parker white method: mullet, no helmet, sunglasses, and jacket with no shirt
4 years ago
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dev8295
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JAHBRADORStaple your GED to your tall t so they know you got that big brain energy.

Jump from the chairlift just before the off ramp so they see that big Dick energy.

you got this king.


Audibly just laughed out loud at work, boss looking at me now
4 years ago
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Sputnik1
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Get to know her for a few days in the line. You dont have to hot lap her lift, add some mystery in your runs. But when you see her, smile, small talk, and be aware of how much she reciprocates your mild flirting. If you think she's in to you, ask her when her brake Is, and to take some runs together. If she is shy, leave it alone. If not, its fish on! You dont have to show off on the run- it's about getting to talk to her on the lift up and skiing together on the way down. Be aware of her cues to leave near the end of her break, say later, and disappear. You dont need to get her number then, you're already in her head, and you both know where to find each other. Give it a day so she can chat with her girlfriends. If you see her again in the line, judge her emotions, and if they're positive, make some plans for more runs and an aprés drink. Done.

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2020 at 3:42:54pm
4 years ago
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gorbdawggybrent
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when you get to the front yell “Front row!!” so they don’t have to
4 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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"accidentally" drop a glove or something like that at the bottom so when you come back you have something to ask them. "Hey have you seen my glove, I just dropped it last ride" and when they start to respond with "check lost and found" just cut them off and straight up tell them "gimme your number, cus either we're fucking or I'm fucking"
4 years ago
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jstern
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Just get chipotle bananas. Ski them every day, especially high-pressure cycles. Lifties will think you're nuts, but at least they'll remember you.

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2020 at 4:27:23pm
4 years ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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420-696-1738 call me
4 years ago
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itzPebbs
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DeadBI'm a super nice guy

There’s your problem
4 years ago
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b0ss
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Have you tried writting your number down and giving it to a girl?
4 years ago
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EPfanboy
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"Nice Moguls!" is a great way to shows the lifties how much a of a douche you are and possibly get a warning for sexual harassment.
4 years ago
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Skibumsmith
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It's easy to get a lifty's number if you're a patroller.
4 years ago
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TOAST.
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I married a ticket checker does that count? /claim
4 years ago
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Julius_Steezer
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Maybe try falling off the lift / double ejecting when about to sit down / get bullied by some kids in ski school etc and give the sympathy angle a go? Everybody is going to be trying to be nice / show off, you got to work the approach that nobody else is on. Who knows, maybe desperation, being pathetic and persistence will be the key
4 years ago
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HAMNATION
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This is great when I was a liftie I worked with a few girls with some nice moguls fo sho
EPfanboy"Nice Moguls!" is a great way to shows the lifties how much a of a douche you are and possibly get a warning for sexual harassment.
4 years ago
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matt.morc
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get on the lift switch to show dominance
4 years ago
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