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Best G-rated ski movies

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Triple_Strum
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What’s up NS. It has been a long time.

I’ll cut to the chase: what ski movies in the last few years can I buy and enjoy with my kids? When I was your age I didn’t care too much either about lyrics in soundtracks or non-ski segments, either. But now I do - with four kids under the age of 11, and I want to buy a couple of newer movies. Hit me up with recommendations. Literally haven’t posted here in years, so sorry for being so clueless. Help and old man out
Dec 5 2020 11:56PM
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chef_boyardee
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Not really movies, but I bet your kids would enjoy any of the Real Skifi videos. I'm pretty sure they're all family-friendly
Dec 6 2020 12:20AM
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leprechaunsissy
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Dec 6 2020 2:06AM
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Stuuuuuuuuuu
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You might want to double check the sound tracks but I’m pretty sure the recent level 1 movies are fairly g-rated. Romance was great and pleasure is one of my go tos for a more family/not hardcore skier audience
Dec 6 2020 2:18AM
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abar.
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Guatemalan Persuader
Dec 6 2020 2:41AM
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theabortionator
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My memories too shitty that I'm scared I'd recommend something as G rated that has people using drugs and pornography in it. They might dig the Jesper edit, Candide stuff, Dumont cubed pipe etc. Not necessarily new stuff but kind of weird and cool. That shit would have blown my mind if I was like 8. Hell it still blows my mind.
Dec 6 2020 4:09AM
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shinbangclan
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theabortionatorMy memories too shitty that I'm scared I'd recommend something as G rated that has people using drugs and pornography in it. They might dig the Jesper edit, Candide stuff, Dumont cubed pipe etc. Not necessarily new stuff but kind of weird and cool. That shit would have blown my mind if I was like 8. Hell it still blows my mind.


Yeah Candide's stuff is great for entry level skiers, or people who don't really obsess over the details like we do. Who doesn't want to huge airs over crazy shit?
Dec 6 2020 5:22AM
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MarkusFin
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supervention 1 & 2

Edit: nevermind, they probably don't read subtitles yet.

**This post was edited on Dec 6th 2020 at 7:15:49am
Dec 6 2020 7:14AM
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isaacwrong
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pork frat
Dec 6 2020 8:06AM
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ericforman
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Frozen.
Dec 6 2020 8:30AM
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JAHpow
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I think All. I. Can. is pretty clean. Been a few years since I've seen it, so maybe I'm forgetting.

Few Words might have one guy dropping the f bomb in an interview, but that's all I can think of.
Dec 6 2020 8:38AM
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JAHpow
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Aren't all the Warren Miller films family friendly?
Dec 6 2020 8:39AM
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Butterytips69
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Almost Ablaze was pretty mellow if I remember correctly
Dec 6 2020 9:21AM
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danbrown
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serious answer, the entire meatheads catalog
Dec 6 2020 9:38AM
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.nasty
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Guatemalan Persuader


....not really. Try some Meathead films
Dec 6 2020 9:41AM
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SkiHillShiter
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I’m sure they would love the LTC series! Not sure how g rated some of the episodes are.
Dec 6 2020 10:08AM
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GayWolf420
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Nimbus maybe? Their soundtracks are always interesting and I cant really recall much "dirty" music.
Dec 6 2020 10:17AM
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ASSholebomber22
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The booler's ball is p solid
Dec 6 2020 12:03PM
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katrina
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Blizzard of ahhhhs
Dec 6 2020 12:17PM
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MiIfHunter
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Days of my Youth
Dec 6 2020 12:47PM
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cheener12
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danbrownserious answer, the entire meatheads catalog


about as wholesome as it gets, 10/10.

I would say show them some kai jones clips because it would be relatable to their ages, but it would be rad to show them more niche ski stuff than TGR.

Attack of La Nina by Matchstick Productions was pretty cute, lotsa goofy sean petit footy that they would probably enjoy

also super random but you should show them this haha. way too good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpbUNoS9Kgo&t=281s
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/629738/Trouble
Dec 6 2020 1:34PM
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beepbeepski
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not quite a movie but 4bi9 House episode 2. just some sick night skiing that is very family friendly
Dec 6 2020 2:51PM
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WoFlowz
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Just watched huck yeah yesterday pretty G rated not any park skiing but some of the bc stuff and booters are pretty neat
Dec 6 2020 3:16PM
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deathcookie
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Teddybear Crisis?
Dec 6 2020 3:20PM
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Schoess
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The videos I make for Trollhaugen are aimed to engage the youth and be appropriate for the whole family. Here's a playlist on YouTube of all the episodes we've dropped so far. New season starts in a week or 2 here.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRgNB3nYxOfRGhuTT7jNV4hijhmVvAlKO

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/959579/Trollhaugen----Human-Being----UNGROUNDED-Ep-6-Vol-4----2019-20
Dec 6 2020 3:22PM
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jstern
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Attack of La Nina is great, but isn't their tagline The Bitch is Back?

Pretty sure most of the TGR flicks in recent years censor all swearing. Romance is definitely a good bet and I think Refresh, too? All.I.Can, Blank Collective films, I'd say Pollard's Drawn From Here but you'd have to skip past the broken leg gore.
cheener12about as wholesome as it gets, 10/10.

I would say show them some kai jones clips because it would be relatable to their ages, but it would be rad to show them more niche ski stuff than TGR.

Attack of La Nina by Matchstick Productions was pretty cute, lotsa goofy sean petit footy that they would probably enjoy

also super random but you should show them this haha. way too good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpbUNoS9Kgo&t=281s
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/629738/Trouble
Dec 7 2020 4:20PM
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SlitherySnake
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SkiHillShiterI’m sure they would love the LTC series! Not sure how g rated some of the episodes are.

ya ive seen a couple of them with my friend and his like 9 year old brother
Dec 7 2020 4:46PM
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hi_vis360
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BiffbarfThe booler's ball is p solid


thirsty and freed tha streets are good choices too
Dec 7 2020 5:28PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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All the recent TGR films are pretty G rated from what I know
Dec 7 2020 5:33PM
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