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Snapping a girl

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ski_salmon69
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how do i ask a girl what she likes to do without sounding stupid. i only met her in person for like 30 seconds so I don’t know anything about her

I wanna hang out with her eventually but i wanna find out like what her interests are and shit so i can actually plan something to do
Dec 5 2020 5:52PM
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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2285 - Karma: 20,798
Have you tried kidnapping her?
Dec 5 2020 5:59PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,863
tell her you love her
Dec 5 2020 6:04PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
Throw rocks at her
Dec 5 2020 6:21PM
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 10,220
Inb4 pee in her butt
Dec 5 2020 6:33PM
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Butterytips69
Posts: 722 - Karma: 8,043
Buy her Full Tilts
Dec 5 2020 6:37PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
Put on your robe and wizard hat.
Dec 5 2020 7:50PM
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iFlip
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Do a backflip. That will make her fall into your arms for sure.
Dec 5 2020 7:54PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 27,567
larilinesignHave you tried kidnapping her?

yeah she’s locked up in my basement now
Dec 5 2020 8:00PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12509 - Karma: 116,129
JAHpowPut on your robe and wizard hat.


cast lvl 3 eroticism..
Dec 5 2020 8:06PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,965
apparently they love dick pics

**This post was edited on Dec 5th 2020 at 9:16:37pm
Dec 5 2020 9:16PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
Ask if she does blowjobs
Dec 5 2020 9:56PM
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MiIfHunter
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TheMoostafianAsk if she does blowjobs


Fuck you. Don’t you dare ever say that to a girl.
Dec 5 2020 9:58PM
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TheMoostafian
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MiIfHunterFuck you. Don’t you dare ever say that to a girl.


Do you do blowjobs?
Dec 5 2020 9:59PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,260
Ya I do, want one🤠?
TheMoostafianDo you do blowjobs?
Dec 5 2020 10:02PM
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GayWolf420
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icedapparently they love dick pics

**This post was edited on Dec 5th 2020 at 9:16:37pm

is this true?
Dec 5 2020 11:06PM
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elcheapo
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Ask her what she likes to do without sounding stupid
Dec 5 2020 11:30PM
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mountaindewgirl
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DeebieSkeebiesis this true?


NONONONONONO!!!!
Dec 5 2020 11:51PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 27,567
DeebieSkeebiesis this true?


only if you have big pp 😎
Dec 5 2020 11:52PM
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Granby_killdozer
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Save yourself the trouble of trying to court this woman that you only met for 30 seconds. It's pretty much impossible to form any kind of meaningful relationship with someone on your phone if you haven't actually spent any time with them in person. You're better off being upfront with her. Just ask if she has a boyfriend, ask her on a date, and send her a dick pick. simple as that.
Dec 6 2020 12:01AM
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drifts
Posts: 593 - Karma: 4,347
fixed the order for you.
Craw_DaddyJust send her a dick pick, ask her on a date, and ask if she has a boyfriend. simple as that.
Dec 6 2020 12:09AM
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CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,261
Set your phone camera on a timer, mount it in a good position, make sure the lighting is good, and then spread your cheeks so she can see your balloon knot
Dec 6 2020 12:20AM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,323
CLQSet your phone camera on a timer, mount it in a good position, make sure the lighting is good, and then spread your cheeks so she can see your balloon knot


Chicks love GOATSE
Dec 6 2020 12:36AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,260
Hands firmly planted on both cheeks and spread it as far apart as you can
CLQSet your phone camera on a timer, mount it in a good position, make sure the lighting is good, and then spread your cheeks so she can see your balloon knot
Dec 6 2020 12:38AM
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.frenchy
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shes probably a solid 7
Dec 6 2020 11:38AM
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270on420out
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Less is more. Your phone is for setting up dates and confirming logistics/details. If you start snapping her every 5 minutes making small talk you’re just going to bore her. After you’ve established a good relationship, THEN you can start texting her good morning and asking her how her day is.
Dec 6 2020 1:49PM
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drifts
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270on420outLess is more. Your phone is for setting up dates and confirming logistics/details. If you start snapping her every 5 minutes making small talk you’re just going to bore her. After you’ve established a good relationship, THEN you can start texting her good morning and asking her how her day is.


op out of all the dumb shit we told you to do I hope you follow this guys advise and don't learn this lesson the hard way
Dec 6 2020 1:59PM
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BLandz
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JAHpowPut on your robe and wizard hat.


Dec 6 2020 4:04PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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"hey, what are you into?"

avoid telling her you listen to Carseat Headrest

Go get coffee or go for a hike
Dec 7 2020 1:23PM
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Young_patty
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TnskiAsk her what she likes to do without sounding stupid


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CrunnchyVanManavoid telling her you listen to Carseat Headrest


Best advice you’ll get in this thread op.
maybe try and just make small talk/ be funny till y’all actually get to know each other.


or just send her a snap of Mario kart and a cheap bottle of rum and ask her if she’d like to join you
Dec 7 2020 2:11PM
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rubberpantaloons
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CrunnchyVanMan"hey, what are you into?"

avoid telling her you listen to Carseat Headrest

Go get coffee or go for a hike


2nd step is crucial trust me
Dec 7 2020 2:13PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 28,902
@rubberpantaloons Absolutely, "hey do you listen to Carseat Headrest" is a instant lady boner killer, thats how you tell her precisely you've never been with a woman before

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2020 at 2:16:48pm
Dec 7 2020 2:15PM
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overweightmastr
Posts: 75 - Karma: 409
just don't simp you met her for like 30secs so don't say a ton
Dec 7 2020 7:37PM
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overweightmastr
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eh so how'd it go
Dec 8 2020 7:08PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 27,567
overweightmastreh so how'd it go


not bad, probably gonna hang with her next week
Dec 8 2020 7:12PM
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overweightmastr
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ski_salmon69not bad, probably gonna hang with her next week


noice
Dec 8 2020 7:13PM
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beepbeepski
Posts: 153 - Karma: 1,455
ski_salmon69not bad, probably gonna hang with her next week


bring a rubber. stay protected.
Dec 8 2020 9:37PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,260
Wtf is wrong with u
Jun 26 2021 3:58PM
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WoFlowz
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Lmao
Jun 26 2021 4:09PM
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Session
Posts: 5379 - Karma: 22,209
Are kids these days so socially inept that you have to ask a forum how to ask someone what they like to do?

Just fucking ask.
Jun 26 2021 6:06PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,260
SessionAre kids these days so socially inept that you have to ask a forum how to ask someone what they like to do?

Just fucking ask.


Back in the old sidekick days I had chicks sending me pics of them stretching out their butthole
Jun 26 2021 6:16PM
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