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An NS Thanksgiving

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r00kie
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I'll bring a pecan pie and some stouts, who's bringing what?
Nov 20 2020 10:18PM
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ASSholebomber22
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One year I made some dank ass ribs and one of my friends lard ass wife said 'who makes RIBS on Thanksgiving' and I was like me bitch that's who

Anyway I'll bring ribs and Jameson
Nov 20 2020 10:28PM
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MiIfHunter
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ayyyy u know how it works
Nov 20 2020 10:31PM
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WoFIowz
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A

And I'll be bringing pumpkin and apple pie obviously because I'm a master baker
Nov 20 2020 10:32PM
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r00kie
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Alright. We got ribs, a few pies, and a limited variety of alcohol. Anyone got some killer sides and more booze?
Nov 20 2020 10:37PM
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OregonDead
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I will rice the potatoes because we are not going to have any lumps in our potatoes. Also good wine both white and pino noir because that is what we serve during the main event, Stouts and Jameson’s will be nice for before and after the meal though
Nov 20 2020 10:57PM
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Walleye
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I'm in WI, I can get cheese for days,....
Nov 20 2020 10:58PM
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GayWolf420
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any interest in green bean cassarole
Nov 20 2020 11:10PM
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r00kie
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DeebieSkeebiesany interest in green bean cassarole


Yessir
Nov 20 2020 11:12PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Yo I'll roast the turkey.

Yall want me to pick up a couple build your own 6-packs of holiday craft beers?

**This post was edited on Nov 20th 2020 at 11:24:10pm
Nov 20 2020 11:23PM
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Mingg
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Sweet potato casserole is on me!
Nov 20 2020 11:42PM
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270on420out
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Zues is the racist uncle.
Nov 21 2020 12:27AM
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vibecheck
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Cider
Nov 21 2020 12:45AM
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vibecheck
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270on420outZues is the racist uncle.

Who's gonna have to physically remove him from the premises after a bit?
Nov 21 2020 12:47AM
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Michigan_Sucks
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Where my Polish NSers at? I'm bringing the pierogi and kielbasa.
Nov 21 2020 2:02AM
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WoFIowz
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Michigan_SucksWhere my Polish NSers at? I'm bringing the pierogi and kielbasa.

Yoooo I could smash some pierogies
Nov 21 2020 3:49AM
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MiIfHunter
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The good good
Nov 21 2020 7:28AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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I’m bringing the spiked cider for the Friendsgiving so everybody can get shit faced in front of their own parents
Nov 21 2020 7:42AM
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little1337
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My names Mac so I got the Mac and cheese
Nov 21 2020 9:13AM
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GayWolf420
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Michigan_SucksWhere my Polish NSers at? I'm bringing the pierogi and kielbasa.


oooo Kowalski sausage. good call. Ill grab some Winshulers Pub chips and cheese too

**This post was edited on Nov 21st 2020 at 10:21:06am
Nov 21 2020 10:19AM
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Bended_Toenail
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I'll bring a Leg of lamb, where are my greek peeps at
Nov 21 2020 11:15AM
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theabortionator
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I'll bring some beers, decent whiskey, and some wine. Prolly a pumpkin pie too, i love pumpkin pie.
Nov 21 2020 11:30AM
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elcheapo
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Huckleberry cobblers and wild rice stuffing is my contribution
Nov 21 2020 1:01PM
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Squirtle
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I'll bring some bottles of cab so all the wine moms can turn up.
Nov 21 2020 1:14PM
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iced
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ill bring the condoms
Nov 21 2020 1:25PM
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Peteza_Rollz
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Tater tot casserole. A white trash delicacy in my family that always slaps.
Nov 21 2020 6:01PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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I’ll get the rolls and more cider any room left at the cousin table
Nov 21 2020 6:01PM
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elcheapo
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I'll also bring AOC so milfhunter can get thoroughly shot down once and for all.
Nov 21 2020 6:07PM
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Lonely
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Michigan_SucksWhere my Polish NSers at? I'm bringing the pierogi and kielbasa.


An ungodly amount of pierogis lol
Nov 21 2020 6:10PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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I'll bring the beef
Nov 22 2020 12:53PM
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WoFIowz
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Whoever is bringing the turkey, you better smoke that shit. It is truly superior
Nov 22 2020 3:55PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Rotten_TrumpkinsWhoever is bringing the turkey, you better smoke that shit. It is truly superior


Yeah fuck it ill smoke it.
Nov 22 2020 5:53PM
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OregonDead
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larilinesignYeah fuck it ill smoke it.


Hells yeah! We smoke on the pellet BBQ and it turns out delicious
Nov 22 2020 8:38PM
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Young_patty
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I got y’all.

I’ll bring some sweet potato casserole, a couple bags of IKEA Swedish meatballs, some Italian sausage and finally stuffed shells (Italian family thanksgivings always hit different)

oh and since we don’t have much alcohol I’ll bring 4 liters of my famous drink “windex”
(equal parts blue kool-aid and cheap vodka)
Nov 22 2020 8:44PM
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zues
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270on420outZues is the racist uncle.
Nov 23 2020 11:01AM
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elcheapo
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Who's bringing appetizers
Nov 23 2020 5:49PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I’ve got y’all with brussel sprouts.


hear me out. Bacon roasted with a brown sugar glaze. They slap.
Nov 23 2020 5:55PM
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GayWolf420
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CaptainObvious.I’ve got y’all with brussel sprouts.


hear me out. Bacon roasted with a brown sugar glaze. They slap.


yoo lets go, hell yeah. had these last year and they do indeed slap
Nov 23 2020 6:05PM
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TroyAntipasta
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I got the Tofurkey covered
Nov 23 2020 7:24PM
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skiP.E.I.
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I'll hook up some creamy mashed potatoes and roasted root vegetable medley. I'm also bringin some scotch for sipping by the fire after.
Nov 24 2020 12:40AM
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swisssteeze
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I can offer up some raclette with all the spices and toppings you can imagine
Nov 24 2020 2:11AM
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qazwsxedc34
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larilinesignYeah fuck it ill smoke it.

Turkey has tryptophan in it. Smoking the tryptophan has a calming effect on the mind. I'd imagine rolling up some tutkey parts would be quite relaxing
Nov 24 2020 3:26AM
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oldmanski
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I haven’t seen anybody say they are bringing the stuffing, I’ll hook that up along with some huckleberry pies and real whip cream. I also bring a few bottles of Glenfiddich 12 whiskey.
Nov 24 2020 1:18PM
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zues
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green bean casserole is extremely underrated.
Nov 24 2020 3:16PM
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Bended_Toenail
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270on420outZues is the racist uncle.


zuesgreen bean casserole is extremely underrated.


Zues, you don't bring the food, you criticize the food. You can bring some moonshine or something

;)
Nov 24 2020 3:18PM
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zues
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Yea i'm an alcoholic anyway so that sounds about right . I'd need it to deal with you ingrates anyway.

= -)
Bended_ToenailZues, you don't bring the food, you criticize the food. You can bring some moonshine or something

;)
Nov 24 2020 3:33PM
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MiIfHunter
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That seems appropriate coming from a broke ass fuck like you
zuesgreen bean casserole is extremely underrated.
Nov 24 2020 4:47PM
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r00kie
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MiIfHunterThat seems appropriate coming from a broke ass fuck like you


Try to keep it civil during diner please. If not you won't get served any pie.
Nov 24 2020 5:10PM
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johnoble
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Michigan_SucksWhere my Polish NSers at? I'm bringing the pierogi and kielbasa.


Thanksgiving pierogie? incoming story.

So canadian thanksgiving was about a month and a half ago, and as one of the few uni students not going home, me and my friends decided to make a thanksgiving dinner. As a good ukrainian, I obviously offered to make a fuckton of pierogie. The goal was 100, and my buddy finally comes over to help with about 20 left to go. We hit 100 and still have enough dough and filling for a few, and he makes a joke about putting weed in the last ones. Now, I've got a bit of thc oil left from the last batch of brownies I made, and so I roll with it and we mix everything I have left into the remaining filling. We fill up 6 weedrogies, and that uses a third of the weed filling. We boil them, joking about how funny it would be if they got mixed in with the normal ones. Cue me getting distracted and putting them all in the same pile as normal pierogies. Three are still steaming and we grab them, but the other 3 are truly identical and mixed in with the normal pierogies.

At this point I'm thinking they're probably weak enough that it'll just be really funny and we wont tell anyone. I munch two of them, he eats the other, then I eat the unused weed filling since I don't want to throw it out. Possibly one of the worst decisions that I've ever made. I green up for the first time and pass out. I woke up the next morning and tried to go to the research meeting that i was supposed to go to. Have to text my(massive stoner) prof to say that I cant since I'm too high to walk. End up passing in and out of consciousness all day until my parents call in the evening and I have to pretend I'm sober. after that I go to a friends thanksgiving, eat dinner, pound a shotski and pass out on her floor. get woken up and sent home at some point, and pass out once again.

The next morning I'm finally sober, and we start prepping for our thanksgiving. We decide to just put out the pierogies with a warning. Everyone has a few, and of course I'm the only person to get one. Eat half a pie, pass out again. I now have a discussion class the next morning, but only moderately stoned so its fine. Pass out again and wake up at 3 sober. Thats the story of how I lost thanksgiving to weed pierogies.

P.S- we put the remaining pierogies in the freezer, and i ended up getting every psychoactive one, despite all of my roommates eating them.
TL:DR- I consumed irresponsible amounts of marijuana trying to take a joke to far.
Nov 24 2020 5:53PM
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r00kie
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Thanks for helping out everyone. Happy Thanksgiving NS!
Nov 26 2020 11:19AM
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