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Going Milf hunting on Thursday, what am I gonna need?

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mountaindewgirl
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So far Ive got this backpack full of wine coolers, lite cigarettes, chocolate truffles, cash, a comically large dildo, zip ties, and duct tape.

Just the essentials.

I'm hunting for a "drinking wine at a cocktail bar" milf.

Warming up before ski season to shoot down a 9 pointer shugga momma at Deer Valley.
Nov 10 2020 10:30AM
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CatdickBojangles
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Cocaine and you are set up for success.
Nov 10 2020 10:45AM
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PacificRimJob
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Dude all you need to do is compliment her shoes and youre in...
Nov 10 2020 11:00AM
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clindblomskier
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@MilfHunter
Nov 10 2020 11:05AM
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Bended_Toenail
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clindblomskier@MilfHunter


Nah we all know that @dolanslebensraum is the real man for this job
Nov 10 2020 11:09AM
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yessirskiii_
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Call her “Miss”
Nov 10 2020 4:56PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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My advice is you're a bit ambitious there, and you need to warm up on some smaller ones before you go for your 9 pointer. Start from someone drunk off of at least 4 Altabombs whose husband is up skiing to get some experience, and then perhaps work your way up to PC, by then, you should be able to at least crack a decent shot at your Deer Valley sugar momma.
Nov 10 2020 5:01PM
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mountaindewgirl
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beenjammin669_Call her “Miss”


"Young lady"
Nov 10 2020 5:07PM
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elcheapo
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Coupons lots of coupons they want to shop and get good prices
Nov 10 2020 5:32PM
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cantridemoguls
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cowboy hat, no shirt, and some G-star jeans

call her honey and you'll have her hogtied in no time
Nov 10 2020 6:36PM
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mountaindewgirl
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cantridemogulscowboy hat, no shirt, and some G-star jeans

call her honey and you'll have her hogtied in no time


Goth Cowboy is my go-to milf hunting attire
Nov 10 2020 6:59PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Nov 10 2020 7:05PM
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MiIfHunter
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You need me
Nov 10 2020 8:46PM
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skierman_jack
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Top ten threads that saved me from the darkness of nsg
Nov 10 2020 8:51PM
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iced
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a ball gag so she can't kill the mood telling you about her kids
Nov 10 2020 8:53PM
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mountaindewgirl
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MiIfHunterYou need me

Yeah wyd thursday?
Nov 10 2020 11:04PM
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MiIfHunter
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my schedule is wide open ofc
larilinesignYeah wyd thursday?
Nov 10 2020 11:11PM
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oldmanski
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Make sure to wear bedazzled jeans....... the sparkly rhinestones will draw them in
Nov 11 2020 8:52AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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larilinesignSo far Ive got this backpack full of wine coolers, lite cigarettes, chocolate truffles, cash, a comically large dildo, zip ties, and duct tape.

4:25https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/979521/Bro-Rape--A-Newsline-Investigative-Report
Nov 11 2020 10:06AM
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danbrown
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the spur in PC is a notorious milf bar
Nov 11 2020 6:32PM
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MiIfHunter
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danbrownthe spur in PC is a notorious milf bar

When u going to go far Sofia from call her daddy? She is living with her mother in salt lake

u just gotta ask itself how badly do u want it?

u know u can’t ask Jordan how he became Jordan u just gotta go out there and play ball 🤠
Nov 11 2020 6:47PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Okay I've gathered some intel from a reliable source on the couger watering holes in SLC and come up with a couple of ranked lists.

Hotel Bars:
1. The Vault
2. AC Marriott
3. The Gibson Girl Lounge

Tourist Traps:
1. Red Door
2. Whiskey Street
3. White Horse
4. Bodega
5. London Belle
Nov 11 2020 7:05PM
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danbrown
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youre forgetting the grand america and also bodega shouldn't be on there
Nov 11 2020 7:06PM
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mountaindewgirl
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danbrownyoure forgetting the grand america and also bodega shouldn't be on there


Gibson Girl Lounge is the little speakeasy in Grand America, but you gotta pass the lobby bar to get there. Bodega was a toss up with my source. So ill take it off the list.
Nov 11 2020 7:11PM
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mountaindewgirl
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BigPurpleSkiSuitMy advice is you're a bit ambitious there, and you need to warm up on some smaller ones before you go for your 9 pointer. Start from someone drunk off of at least 4 Altabombs whose husband is up skiing to get some experience, and then perhaps work your way up to PC, by then, you should be able to at least crack a decent shot at your Deer Valley sugar momma.


Oh I'm just warming up before the game
Nov 11 2020 7:13PM
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danbrown
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larilinesignGibson Girl Lounge is the little speakeasy in Grand America, but you gotta pass the lobby bar to get there


my mistake
Nov 11 2020 7:20PM
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mountaindewgirl
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danbrownmy mistake


Feel free to give up any, especially in Park City 🤗
Nov 11 2020 7:29PM
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MiIfHunter
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What are you using as “ammo” 🤠
Nov 11 2020 8:03PM
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mountaindewgirl
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MiIfHunterWhat are you using as “ammo” 🤠


Big dildo, big wand massager combo.

A line about something something "yeah she never actually had a real orgasm till she was 30 and I did this to her as a favor from a friend to a friend"
Nov 11 2020 8:32PM
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ASSholebomber22
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I always figured that when a lady looks for another lady they just go 'ug, men right?' To each other than the lez secks happens. Nailed it or?
Nov 11 2020 8:34PM
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mountaindewgirl
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BiffbarfI always figured that when a lady looks for another lady they just go 'ug, men right?' To each other than the lez secks happens. Nailed it or?


Not really lol
Nov 11 2020 8:47PM
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MiIfHunter
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larilinesignBig dildo, big wand massager combo.

A line about something something "yeah she never actually had a real orgasm till she was 30 and I did this to her as a favor from a friend to a friend"


Have you ever checked out the drilldo?🤠
Nov 11 2020 8:47PM
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ASSholebomber22
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larilinesignNot really lol


Well, I'm not gonna let pesky facts get in the way of my meme, ok pal?
Nov 11 2020 8:49PM
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mountaindewgirl
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MiIfHunterHave you ever checked out the drilldo?🤠


Oh heeeeeeell naw. I hate it.
Nov 11 2020 8:49PM
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MiIfHunter
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Check it out🤠
larilinesignOh heeeeeeell naw. I hate it.
Nov 11 2020 8:54PM
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dolanslebensraum
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MiIfHuntermy schedule is wide open ofc

Kind of like the cheeks on your boypussy?
Nov 11 2020 9:37PM
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yungona
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so you voted Biden huh...
Nov 11 2020 9:40PM
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mountaindewgirl
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yungonaso you voted Biden huh...


"Brock the vote" Pierce. It was basically a vote for Akon.
Nov 11 2020 9:44PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Bended_ToenailNah we all know that @dolanslebensraum is the real man for this job

Everybody seems to be uptight and shy in utah. Not everybody but in general you get a sense that people give way too many fucks.



in summit county Co ive had girls just totally go after what they want with no shame. One of them came up to me and started saying shit like “we can do this, right now, but you have to bring it, and when i say bring it, i mean bring it”. She was pretty attractive, a solid 8 or so, but it was fun just to have a girl come up to you and literally say what they wanted to say without any fucks given. Ive never had anything like that happen in a bar in utah but who knows maybe i didnt go to the right pc bars. I didnt end up doing anything with her, partly bc i have no sex drive and partly bc my six inches probably wouldnt be “bring it” material.

Different girls are sized differently though. Some girls who you think would be tight as fuck are loose and some girls who you think would be loose are tight as fuck. You never know.

Dont worry about getting laid tho. It will happen when it happens. Theres nothing wrong with being a virgin in your 20s. But if you are still a virgin at age 30 its time you see a prostitute.
Nov 11 2020 9:54PM
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coolflash8
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A swift block is all you need
Nov 11 2020 9:55PM
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Goetj44
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Milf hunting tips for summit county?
Nov 12 2020 5:23AM
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danbrown
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DolanReloadedEverybody seems to be uptight and shy in utah. Not everybody but in general you get a sense that people give way too many fucks.


eh i'm 32 now and i've been here for 10+ years and i can conclusively say this is just outright not true. it's pretty easy to keep company of like-minded individuals and meet an endless amount of people that share your same interests (and vices)
Nov 12 2020 10:36AM
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MiIfHunter
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danbrowneh i'm 32 now and i've been here for 10+ years and i can conclusively say this is just outright not true. it's pretty easy to keep company of like-minded individuals and meet an endless amount of people that share your same interests (and vices)


brutha hit up Sofia from call her daddy she is in SLC

if you want it go after if, u need to ask yourself how badly do u want it?

u know u cant ask Jordan how he became Jordan, you just need to go out there and play ball
Nov 12 2020 12:21PM
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skierman_jack
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I love how there’s clearly someone going through and downvoting every comment. It’s probably a feminist
Nov 12 2020 1:17PM
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mountaindewgirl
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SkylineGTR_R32I love how there’s clearly someone going through and downvoting every comment. It’s probably a feminist


Someone goes through and downvotes every single one of my posts. They also downvote every single post in every single one of my threads. I'm not sure who it is, but it's fucking obnoxious.
Nov 12 2020 3:39PM
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elcheapo
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Just some bitter fucker with nothing better to do
larilinesignSomeone goes through and downvotes every single one of my posts. They also downvote every single post in every single one of my threads. I'm not sure who it is, but it's fucking obnoxious.
Nov 12 2020 4:41PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Downvoted
Nov 12 2020 4:56PM
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MiIfHunter
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How badly do you want it?

if you want it go after it
Nov 12 2020 4:58PM
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danbrown
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MiIfHunterHow badly do you want it?

if you want it go after it


haha mannnn i can't be hitting sofia up we dont hang in the same spaces i go to scumbag divebars in slc and (while i can afford them) (humble brag) i dont have the desire to sit at nice ass restaurant n hotel bars by my damn self. so we'll chalk this one up as a loss...unless she ever heads where i go and i break up with my girlfriend. sofia is also not that hot
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