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Dnolly
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Has anyone been noticing there phone srarting to glitch more since the release of the new phone? Both me and my friend had the smame problem of not being able to turn on our phones on after it dies, we put it on a charger but it just took forever to actually charge, way longer then normal, anyone else experience this?
Oct 29 2020 12:18AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,260
I tried putting mine up my ass
Oct 29 2020 12:22AM
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dolanslebensraum
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Oct 29 2020 12:47AM
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dolanslebensraum
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That being said, i have an iphone and drive a tahoe.
Oct 29 2020 12:48AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,260
Cuz ur fucking broke ass
DolanReloadedThat being said, i have an iphone and drive a tahoe.
Oct 29 2020 1:00AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,069
I was hoping this thread was going to be about pleasuring yourself with fruit.
Oct 29 2020 3:10AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
Check out my YouTube video I made about Apple. If you don't enjoy it, I'll give you a full refund.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/977711/How-to-Setup-Your-New-IPhone-in-less-than-1-minute-
Oct 29 2020 3:52AM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 8,432
JAHBRADORI was hoping this thread was going to be about pleasuring yourself with fruit.


@X_ANKILLA
Oct 29 2020 9:19AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
extremely believable you fucking creep
MiIfHunterI tried putting mine up my ass
Oct 29 2020 11:16AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
Android all the way. Apple sucks
Oct 29 2020 11:56AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I’ve had mine for a year, just the 11. Already battery life is down to 92% and I haven’t even updated to the dread new IOS. They are a fucking joke.
Oct 29 2020 11:59AM
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danbrown
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Charlie_KellyI’ve had mine for a year, just the 11. Already battery life is down to 92% and I haven’t even updated to the dread new IOS. They are a fucking joke.


I've also had the 11 for almost a year to the day. Mine is at 90%
Oct 29 2020 12:45PM
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Lonely
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danbrownI've also had the 11 for almost a year to the day. Mine is at 90%


I've had an XR for two years this month. Battery down to 80%. Lightning port no longer works. Up until the last month, it was a great phone, and I still get a full day out of my battery.


But it seems like Apple is quickly becoming the king of planned obsolescence. They have always been bad, but not including chargers in the new phone and still refusing to use type C is just ludicrous at this point. I think people are realizing this and apple will have to change its business model sometime in the next 10 years.
Oct 29 2020 12:50PM
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danbrown
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have you tried using a toothpick to scrape lint out of the lightning port? I thought the one on my previous phone was broken and the apple store employee dug a dime sized ball of crap out of it and it worked flawlessly
Oct 29 2020 12:58PM
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Nickc88
Posts: 630 - Karma: 2,074
wish I could afford apple
Oct 29 2020 2:11PM
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freestyler540
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I have the 11 since march. No bugs or defects yet.
Oct 30 2020 11:26AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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TheMoostafianCheck out my YouTube video I made about Apple. If you don't enjoy it, I'll give you a full refund.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/977711/How-to-Setup-Your-New-IPhone-in-less-than-1-minute-


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Oct 30 2020 10:16PM
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Dnolly
Posts: 81 - Karma: 447
I Will give it a go
danbrownhave you tried using a toothpick to scrape lint out of the lightning port? I thought the one on my previous phone was broken and the apple store employee dug a dime sized ball of crap out of it and it worked flawlessly
Oct 31 2020 11:02AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,123
JAHBRADORI was hoping this thread was going to be about pleasuring yourself with fruit.


we all know nsers would be using kiwis not apples
Oct 31 2020 2:46PM
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 62,949
Only glitch I’ve found is the keyboard can be super slow the first few seconds when replying to a text. Seems like its isolated to the messages app.
Oct 31 2020 5:24PM
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ronders_
Posts: 568 - Karma: 2,325
Fuck apple, fuck all big tech. They have now for years been creating massive data reservoirs on each individual, in to predict how they act, how they react, how easily they can be persuaded and what the most persuasive avenues are. They test this and make money for the time being through targeted ads and political manipulation. In essence, they now have the ability to control the thoughts of most of this country and a good portion of the world. Most people are either too oblivious or dismiss it as a baseless conspiracy theory. On top of it all, many institutions require using some sort of phone app, so it is difficult to participate in modern society without having one.

The phone will become the corporate state's greatest asset to control you. In many ways it already is.
Thoughtcrime is not as far off as we think. get that screen out of your face while you still can.

**This post was edited on Oct 31st 2020 at 7:22:28pm
Oct 31 2020 7:20PM
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X_ANKILLA
Posts: 2386 - Karma: -6,454
BLandz@X_ANKILLA


100% have stuck my dick in a watermelon.
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just get a Fleshlight😔
Nov 5 2020 8:48PM
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yungona
Posts: 2374 - Karma: -5,807
bump
Nov 26 2020 9:47PM
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Dnolly
Posts: 81 - Karma: 447
Update on my phone, i think apple heard me and fixed my problems
Nov 27 2020 2:28AM
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