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Pissing with ski gloves on

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EPfanboy
Posts: 477 - Karma: 3,441
Anyone else ever just go for a bathroom break while on the mountain and forget to take their ski gloves off when they piss?
Oct 27 2020 4:39AM
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Goetj44
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Gloves with the wrist straps are the worst. You take the gloves off, start to release and you realize your gloves are in the splash zone. Then take wrist straps off and the piss is complete.
Oct 27 2020 5:42AM
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EPfanboy
Posts: 477 - Karma: 3,441
Goetj44Gloves with the wrist straps are the worst. You take the gloves off, start to release and you realize your gloves are in the splash zone. Then take wrist straps off and the piss is complete.

That sounds brutal
Oct 27 2020 5:46AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,002
I just pee like butters from south park so its not a big deal.
Oct 27 2020 12:46PM
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Bended_Toenail
Posts: 1417 - Karma: 10,220
EPfanboyAnyone else ever just go for a bathroom break while on the mountain and forget to take their ski gloves off when they piss?


I don't forget to take them off, I just leave them on and embrace the moist gloves.
Oct 27 2020 1:29PM
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Idahoe
Posts: 1027 - Karma: 7,538
I piss in my gloves for warmth
Oct 27 2020 1:55PM
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Magnuse
Posts: 10 - Karma: 67
Just leave them on. you save time cus now you don't have to wash your hands. fukin smart #glovepisser
Oct 28 2020 8:36AM
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Chris.B
Posts: 466 - Karma: 700
I just wear a catheter when I go skiing so I can get more runs in and keep my gloves clean.
Oct 28 2020 12:52PM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3307 - Karma: 38,570
Never had that problem cause I’m not a rube.


My biggest piss issue is thinking you found a good spot in the trees only to have a whole family zip past you mid stream
Oct 28 2020 3:50PM
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1uka
Posts: 68 - Karma: 328
I just piss my pants for that extra warmth.
Oct 28 2020 4:23PM
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yeetus_chund666
Posts: 107 - Karma: 232
when you find a piss spot take your gloves off still attached with the wrist strap and fill your glove with piss
Oct 28 2020 6:22PM
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 16,912
Goetj44Gloves with the wrist straps are the worst. You take the gloves off, start to release and you realize your gloves are in the splash zone. Then take wrist straps off and the piss is complete.


Holy shit this is word for word what I came here to say.
Oct 28 2020 6:23PM
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Nickc88
Posts: 630 - Karma: 2,074
just use a US military puddle-pack
Oct 28 2020 11:19PM
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Benwithablizzle
Posts: 14 - Karma: 121
I enjoy pissing while skiing. I always walk away from the trail and I get a nice scenery and my nuts always warm my hands. Definitely one of the best pissing places for me.
Oct 29 2020 8:57PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7008 - Karma: 74,167
Always take the gloves off and stash them in my pocket. The meatlength-to snowpantbulk-ratio is way off so I need the added dexterity
Oct 29 2020 9:50PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37817 - Karma: 125,775
Young_pattyNever had that problem cause I’m not a rube.


My biggest piss issue is thinking you found a good spot in the trees only to have a whole family zip past you mid stream

just marking your territory is all. gotta exert dominance out there, let them know who is boss.
Oct 29 2020 10:09PM
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BigmoneyMatt
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 1,207
Had a horizontal piss split once, caught both my mitts completely. That shit sucked.
Oct 30 2020 1:16AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3742 - Karma: 31,349
get a catheter
Oct 30 2020 2:29PM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6472 - Karma: 74,823
There’s nothing worse than taking a shit with your boots and pants on and 1. Not being able to perform ample spread and 2. Letting the piss out while you’re at it and the piss goes under the toilet lid and out silently onto the back of your ski pants. Done that too many times as a kid
Nov 2 2020 12:21AM
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