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The Dolan’s Vagina Monologues S:1 Ep: 3 “Dolan the master bargainer”

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dolanslebensraum
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What is the best bargaining you have ever achieved—- as in, how far below asking price have you worked a sales person down to?

This Martin moving head light i bought for my brother for xmas is at the very least 499$ online new.




The website for the store i visited today also had their new one of these priced at 499$. But through the use of master bargaining skills Dolan was able to work said sales person down to 225$.

I am Dolan’s smug sense of achievement.

So, what is your best master bargaining story...
Oct 24 2020 6:26PM
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yungona
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banned ChadThundercock with my own will
Oct 24 2020 6:49PM
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Lonely
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I bargained with @eheath to get my account back when I was 15
Oct 24 2020 7:32PM
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elcheapo
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What is that thing a flashlight? 225? A bargain?
Oct 24 2020 7:44PM
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dolanslebensraum
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LonelyI bargained with @eheath to get my account back when I was 15

Eheath is cool because he isnt disgustingly righteous about his left wing views. The old socialist mods club used to ban me all the time for trashing socialism.
Oct 24 2020 8:09PM
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dolanslebensraum
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TnskiWhat is that thing a flashlight? 225? A bargain?

This light died for your sins you noobasaurus.






but seriously these kind of things have really cool effects; the beam can move around a room or club or dancefloor very fast and project lots of cool colored images and It has a very good strobe of any color or design. The best part is it has 4 shows that make the light go through 4 different routines, each lasting like 12 hrs before it repeats, and in sound active mode the scene changes and beam movements move to the beat of the music, almost giving a sense of synesthesia. The light has a built in microphone that listens for the bass beat and adjusts its whole routine to the speed of the beat and it even gets altered further depending on the compounded or irregular beats of a song, and many songs are like this.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/977140/Martin-THRILL-Mini-Profile-Moving-Light-Display-Reviews


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/977141/Pr--sentation-des-Lyres-Martin-Thrill-Mini-Profile
Oct 24 2020 8:37PM
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little1337
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Traded my last bit of food for some magic beans, planted them this morning!
Oct 25 2020 11:30AM
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zues
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Some arab dude in jerusalem tried to sell me jewelry for 1500 sheckels. I left with the item for 100 scheckels.
Oct 26 2020 1:37PM
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TheMoostafian
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I once got a gram of weed for only $40
Oct 26 2020 9:12PM
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dolanslebensraum
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zuesSome arab dude in jerusalem tried to sell me jewelry for 1500 sheckels. I left with the item for 100 scheckels.

Did you shoah him your shekels?
Oct 27 2020 11:27AM
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zues
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hell ya bro
DolanReloadedDid you shoah him your shekels?
Oct 27 2020 1:44PM
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elcheapo
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Didn't know you were such a great fabulous negotiator, next time trump negotiates with China he should bring you along, couldn't hurt.
Oct 27 2020 11:01PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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I am so fucking confused
Oct 28 2020 12:33AM
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ASAPCarter
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Oct 28 2020 3:03AM
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dolanslebensraum
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TnskiDidn't know you were such a great fabulous negotiator, next time trump negotiates with China he should bring you along, couldn't hurt.

im not even close to being in trumps league at dealmaking
Oct 28 2020 9:07PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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TheMoostafianI once got a gram of weed for only $40


Is that a joke? Weed should be like $10 a gram
Oct 29 2020 7:16PM
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TheMoostafian
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1NF1N1T3Is that a joke? Weed should be like $10 a gram


No way bro. The older kids told me thats how much the good stuff costs. They even added extra stems, and everybody knows that all growth comes from the stems so thats the strongest part of the weed.
Oct 30 2020 2:35AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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TheMoostafianNo way bro. The older kids told me thats how much the good stuff costs. They even added extra stems, and everybody knows that all growth comes from the stems so thats the strongest part of the weed.


Stems are the smoothest part to smoke tbh
Oct 30 2020 5:42AM
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skierman
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Trump lost, lol.
Nov 4 2020 7:30PM
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