Bad guy wars: Who would win a fight: samora from “the ring” or the big bird character from “5 nights at freddys”

Who would win?
Dolan or the Post Thread button?

Looks like Dolan won again

Can you just shut the fuck up please

yungonaCan you just shut the fuck up please

some would say the same fucking thing to you, dude

eheathsome would say the same fucking thing to you, dude

I’ve been inactive for a month, so just shut the fuck up please..

yungonaI’ve been inactive for a month, so just shut the fuck up please..

Last time i checked a month is 30 days, you were posting last week lol

eheathLast time i checked a month is 30 days, you were posting last week lol

Listen... this is the last time I’m going to tell you. Just shut the fuck up ok?

yungonaListen... this is the last time I’m going to tell you. Just shut the fuck up ok?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

eheathWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Yungona just got cunt punted.

Eheath wins.... flawless victory...

This thread would be alot of fun if it werent for so many ppl being salty about getting trolled by my in the past.

i think bad guy wars is a cool idea for a thread.

alien vs predator took the same sort of idea.

bc sometimes its fun to root for a bad guy.

yungonaI’ve been inactive for a month, so just shut the fuck up please..

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Haha i see what you did there. But the bird character from “five nights at freddies” is an animatronic robot that is not alive. In order for samora to have power she has to kill her victim with her death stare. And a thing like the bird character is already dead so it cannot be killed by samora. And the bird character probably has a better death stare (because it is dead) so maybe samora would get scared and crawl back into the tv.

also, i think the bird character is marginally scarier than pedobear, and according to the history of this meme, samora is terrified of pedobear, so by the transitive property of inequality samora should be afraid of the bird character, in theory.

Did you consider these points in your calculations?

New match up:

who do you think would sin between anton chigur from no country for old men:

and gus fring from breaking bad:

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Goobi am fuckig cerious.