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When was the last time you peed your pants?

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HypeBeast
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Yeah I'm talking to you. You. No you right there.

It's exhilarating. Freeing. @X_ANKILLA knows what I mean.

For me idk I was little. Someone in my neighborhood dared me I wouldn't piss my pants. Fuck you I'll take that dare all day in swim trunks. So I pissed my pants. Like a lot. Cleaned up with a hose and then we proceeded to smash an entire 32 case of new Pepsi cans in the street to watch them spray. That's the story of how I became king of the neighborhood. Don't fuck with a man who pisses his pants.


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theabortionator
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Clicked on thread wanting to reference movie. Movie already referenced.
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Mixy
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When I was young if I laughed really hard I would pee my pants, I was at my neighbors house once while we were playing with his hamster on the ground and I peed and blamed it on the hamster
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X_ANKILLA
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I still piss the bed. I be having dreams and in the dreams I gotta piss, so I find a dream bathroom, but when I go to piss it feels like peeing in the urinal feels like peeing my pants. Then I wake up.
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Biffbarf
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Pissed myself in this girls bed when I was drunk af like 3 years ago. Def not the top 10 moments of my life. It was one of those fancy memory foam mattresses too so you know it got ruined for good
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elcheapo
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Last winter in the resort parking lot, thought it was all clear but a string on my coat was apparently in the line of fire and deflected the wrong way.
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theabortionator
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This girl was buying me drinks at a show and trying to bring me home with her and her bf. Got super fucked up and went back with them. I think i was too drunk to do anything. Pissed the bed. Woke up terribly hungover. Dipped out without saying anything and dissapeared. Felt bad about it but I couldn't handle it lol.
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OregonDead
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probably just a couple week/months ago IDK don’t keep track. sometimes I push it to the limit. you are counting times when the wind picks up and you get the blow back too right? Lol I have done it every way tho. thank god for fast drying technical fabrics
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Chron_Rabbit
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X_ANKILLAI still piss the bed. I be having dreams and in the dreams I gotta piss, so I find a dream bathroom, but when I go to piss it feels like peeing in the urinal feels like peeing my pants. Then I wake up.


I've done this /claim
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GayWolf420
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ngl i pissed myself a little last week during work.

**This post was edited on Oct 4th 2020 at 10:38:57pm
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dolanslebensraum
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One of my friends in uni used to wet the bed when he got drunk. He was really cool and popular, but it didnt matter. He even pissed the bed once when he had a girl sleeping next to him.

My bad drunk habit was to piss on my xbox. I dont know what sleepwalking bullshit was going on in my head that i thought my xbox was a toilet but yeah. It still worked thank God.

last time i pissed my pants awake was when i was like 11 at park city and i skied into the woods and couldnt get my jacket and snowpants off in time so u just gave up and unloaded

**This post was edited on Oct 6th 2020 at 1:03:27am
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TheMoostafian
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I shit my pants while I was elk hunting this year. Got set up at a spot about 100yds from my buddy. About 10 min in I started sweating profusely and then realized I was gonna shit in about 2.3 seconds. Didnt quite get my underwear outta the way in time. Had to bury the underwear with the shit and walk back to camp commando to take a shower.
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Young_patty
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Anytime Eheath @‘s me
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dolanslebensraum
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TheMoostafianI shit my pants while I was elk hunting this year. Got set up at a spot about 100yds from my buddy. About 10 min in I started sweating profusely and then realized I was gonna shit in about 2.3 seconds. Didnt quite get my underwear outta the way in time. Had to bury the underwear with the shit and walk back to camp commando to take a shower.

Nice
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Mingg
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Halloween 2016. What a night. I don't even remember it. I don't even know if it was me. But pants were pissed that night.
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Charlie_Kelly
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I mean every day if you count the drippy drips
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OregonDead
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MinggHalloween 2016. What a night. I don't even remember it. I don't even know if it was me. But pants were pissed that night.

hell of a night if your pants got pissed and you are not even sure who to the culprit is. if it was your pants you gotta know how the odds makers are gonna set the spreads though
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OregonDead
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TheMoostafianI shit my pants while I was elk hunting this year. Got set up at a spot about 100yds from my buddy. About 10 min in I started sweating profusely and then realized I was gonna shit in about 2.3 seconds. Didnt quite get my underwear outta the way in time. Had to bury the underwear with the shit and walk back to camp commando to take a shower.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/975318/Al-Roker--I-Pooped-In-My-Pants-at-the-White-House
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X_ANKILLA
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theabortionatorThis girl was buying me drinks at a show and trying to bring me home with her and her bf. Got super fucked up and went back with them. I think i was too drunk to do anything. Pissed the bed. Woke up terribly hungover. Dipped out without saying anything and dissapeared. Felt bad about it but I couldn't handle it lol.


Did the Dude put in his penis in your butt?
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I used to catch the bus to the local surf spots a few years ago. One day I sculled a litre of water prior to hoping on, only to be stuck in traffic for about 2 hours (the journey normally takes 30min) as soon as I got off the bus I walked onto the beach and just pissed in my wetsuit lol
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dolanslebensraum
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1NF1N1T3I used to catch the bus to the local surf spots a few years ago. One day I sculled a litre of water prior to hoping on, only to be stuck in traffic for about 2 hours (the journey normally takes 30min) as soon as I got off the bus I walked onto the beach and just pissed in my wetsuit lol


Nice.
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Mingg
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OregonDeadhell of a night if your pants got pissed and you are not even sure who to the culprit is. if it was your pants you gotta know how the odds makers are gonna set the spreads though


It was wild man lol
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theabortionator
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X_ANKILLADid the Dude put in his penis in your butt?


How shot of a person are you actually?
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OregonDead
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theabortionatorHow shot of a person are you actually?

my money says very shot in relation to the whole brown spectrum that is shot
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