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Ill pay someone $5 to photoshop my transcript

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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
hi lovely NS family,

i'm trying to get the college discount on a season pass -

ill venmo someone $5 to photoshop my old transcript

peace n luv
4 years ago
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
dm dmdmdmdm me
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12599 - Karma: 117,572
Step 1. Find friend
Step 2. Inspect Element
Step 3. Take screenshot
4 years ago
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9943 - Karma: 74,685
Photoshop offers free trials ya know
4 years ago
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ronders_
Posts: 568 - Karma: 2,325
ms paint yo
4 years ago
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Youngm_IPCME
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 2,851
TRVP_ANGELStep 1. Find friend
Step 2. Inspect Element
Step 3. Take screenshot

If you publicly announce how to do it, they'll catch on. Delete this thread fool.
4 years ago
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eheath
Posts: 61850 - Karma: 125,655
Youngm_IPCMEIf you publicly announce how to do it, they'll catch on. Delete this thread fool.


Yeah because nobody has ever posted about photoshopping a college transcript before.
4 years ago
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Casey
Posts: 7958 - Karma: 25,962
eheathYeah because nobody has ever posted about photoshopping a college transcript before.

When I was in college my transcripts got about a 1.5 second inspection from the cashier selling me a pass.


You could also legit enroll, buy a pass and then drop all your classes right after.
4 years ago
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little1337
Posts: 8327 - Karma: 49,750
Dont be a pussy just spend the 30k and go to college
4 years ago
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
little1337Dont be a pussy just spend the 30k and go to college


should i major is

finance

or

communications

???
4 years ago
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,192
Emma_Watsonshould i major is

finance

or

communications

???


Fine arts
4 years ago
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,268
I got a double major in face-sitting and ass-licking, with a minor in farting.
vibecheckFine arts
4 years ago
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9588 - Karma: 64,131
Emma_Watsonshould i major is

finance

or

communications

???



major in photoshop dude. perfect plan
4 years ago
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 32,428
SofaKingSickmajor in photoshop dude. perfect plan


complete the photoshop class then you can photoshop your name on a transcript.
4 years ago
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Cahal
Posts: 945 - Karma: 594
I remember when i used to make fake passes that scanned. those were the days
4 years ago
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,268
How old r u old man?
CahalI remember when i used to make fake passes that scanned. those were the days
4 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52303 - Karma: 170,423
I should pay somebody to make me one. I don't need a season pass but I didn't go to college because shit's expensive. $5 bucks for a degree sounds decent.
4 years ago
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little1337
Posts: 8327 - Karma: 49,750
Emma_Watsonshould i major is

finance

or

communications

???


Why does anyone major in Business when you can just mind your own?
4 years ago
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,192
little1337Why does anyone major in Business when you can just mind your own?


gold
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