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Ill pay someone $5 to photoshop my transcript

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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
hi lovely NS family,

i'm trying to get the college discount on a season pass -

ill venmo someone $5 to photoshop my old transcript

peace n luv
Sep 23 2020 11:52AM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
dm dmdmdmdm me
Sep 23 2020 11:53AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12503 - Karma: 116,100
Step 1. Find friend
Step 2. Inspect Element
Step 3. Take screenshot
Sep 23 2020 11:56AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9788 - Karma: 72,405
Photoshop offers free trials ya know
Sep 23 2020 1:12PM
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ronders_
Posts: 568 - Karma: 2,325
ms paint yo
Sep 23 2020 1:34PM
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Youngm_IPCME
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 2,851
TRVP_ANGELStep 1. Find friend
Step 2. Inspect Element
Step 3. Take screenshot

If you publicly announce how to do it, they'll catch on. Delete this thread fool.
Sep 23 2020 2:27PM
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eheath
Posts: 61593 - Karma: 122,956
Youngm_IPCMEIf you publicly announce how to do it, they'll catch on. Delete this thread fool.


Yeah because nobody has ever posted about photoshopping a college transcript before.
Sep 23 2020 2:31PM
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Casey
Posts: 7844 - Karma: 24,282
eheathYeah because nobody has ever posted about photoshopping a college transcript before.

When I was in college my transcripts got about a 1.5 second inspection from the cashier selling me a pass.


You could also legit enroll, buy a pass and then drop all your classes right after.
Sep 23 2020 3:03PM
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little1337
Posts: 8240 - Karma: 47,815
Dont be a pussy just spend the 30k and go to college
Sep 23 2020 11:08PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
little1337Dont be a pussy just spend the 30k and go to college


should i major is

finance

or

communications

???
Sep 24 2020 2:03PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,185
Emma_Watsonshould i major is

finance

or

communications

???


Fine arts
Sep 24 2020 4:28PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,260
I got a double major in face-sitting and ass-licking, with a minor in farting.
vibecheckFine arts
Sep 25 2020 8:55AM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9270 - Karma: 60,751
Emma_Watsonshould i major is

finance

or

communications

???



major in photoshop dude. perfect plan
Sep 25 2020 9:59AM
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 28,904
SofaKingSickmajor in photoshop dude. perfect plan


complete the photoshop class then you can photoshop your name on a transcript.
Sep 25 2020 10:52AM
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Cahal
Posts: 945 - Karma: 594
I remember when i used to make fake passes that scanned. those were the days
Sep 29 2020 8:25AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,260
How old r u old man?
CahalI remember when i used to make fake passes that scanned. those were the days
Sep 29 2020 9:29AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51600 - Karma: 161,813
I should pay somebody to make me one. I don't need a season pass but I didn't go to college because shit's expensive. $5 bucks for a degree sounds decent.
Sep 29 2020 12:12PM
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little1337
Posts: 8240 - Karma: 47,815
Emma_Watsonshould i major is

finance

or

communications

???


Why does anyone major in Business when you can just mind your own?
Sep 29 2020 2:58PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,185
little1337Why does anyone major in Business when you can just mind your own?


gold
Sep 29 2020 3:47PM
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