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One night last year rode up with a guy riding a kids snowboard, wearing only cowboy boots and shorts. Guy weighed about 200 pounds and it was maybe 25f out.
Some moron challenged me to a race on the chair, he sucked at skiing so I let him go ahead so I could pass him later. At that moment a 20 dollar bill flew out of his pocket. It is safe to say that he easily won that race.
I_BohrmannSome moron challenged me to a race on the chair, he sucked at skiing so I let him go ahead so I could pass him later. At that moment a 20 dollar bill flew out of his pocket. It is safe to say that he easily won that race.
I_BohrmannSome moron challenged me to a race on the chair, he sucked at skiing so I let him go ahead so I could pass him later. At that moment a 20 dollar bill flew out of his pocket. It is safe to say that he easily won that race.
Dad at the bottom, corralling two very young kids. It was a two-person chair, so he asked if I could ride up with his son, who was too small to ride by himself. (We definitely both almost got knocked over, him because he was tiny and me because I was going WHAT HOW DO I HELP YOU WHAT)
as we’re going up I ask the kid a couple skiing questions just to be nice and he doesn’t say a word, so I let him be, thinking we’ll wait at the top for his dad to get there......but as soon as we get off he silently skied away down the mountain............................. He certainly didn’t need any help with that!
Just all the many times that some kids in front of me decide to drop there skis and poles (and various other things) from the chair lift and walk down the hill. This happens oddly often.
You just rode a life with a government alien, congrats the FBI is now watching you
doomquasarDad at the bottom, corralling two very young kids. It was a two-person chair, so he asked if I could ride up with his son, who was too small to ride by himself. (We definitely both almost got knocked over, him because he was tiny and me because I was going WHAT HOW DO I HELP YOU WHAT)
as we’re going up I ask the kid a couple skiing questions just to be nice and he doesn’t say a word, so I let him be, thinking we’ll wait at the top for his dad to get there......but as soon as we get off he silently skied away down the mountain............................. He certainly didn’t need any help with that!
- Seeing someone jump off a stopped lift
- Rode with a guy who claimed to be a porn star
- Stoned, possibly mental ill, hippie ranting about the Koch brothers and China
- Other riders hot-boxed the Gondola and then the lifties tried to blame me
**This post was edited on Sep 22nd 2020 at 12:20:07am
On the mountain chief lift at Copper in 2012 or so, when my chair came loose on the cable, slid backward and slammed into the people on the chair behind me, and I had to jump off the chair.
One time I rode up with an older couple from New York who claim to have skied on every continent (besides Antarctica). The husband stayed pretty quiet but the wife never stopped talking. She started asking how tf I ski groomers on a ski like my Kartels with how wide and 'curved up' they are. Lmao I could literally smell her perfume through all her ski clothes
my weirdest one was when our lift stopped for 10 minutes so I gave some complete strangers my a capella rendition of colter wall's the devil wears a suit and tie. They liked it
BigPurpleSkiSuitmy weirdest one was when our lift stopped for 10 minutes so I gave some complete strangers my a capella rendition of colter wall's the devil wears a suit and tie. They liked it
little1337Rode up with a guy who whipped out a ziplock bag of pancakes and ate some on the way up
rode up with some guys who pulled out a bottle of red wine and several of those plastic wine glasses that have the stem and all, and they offered us a glass
little1337Rode up with a guy who whipped out a ziplock bag of pancakes and ate some on the way up
I once skied with the family of a good friend of mine who doesn't ski much at all. They had all rented a condo on the hill that we went back to for lunch.
I didn't realize the uncles/aunts and grandparents were all there making this grand feast for everyone.
I had 3 slices of blackjack pizza in a ziplock in my pants pocket, and they all looked at me in visible disgust when I pulled out cold, smashed day old pizza slices and started eating them while they were layin everything out on the table.
Like wtf am I suppose to do, waste em? I didn't know food was being made and I sure as shit wasn't spending 30 bucks on a burger.
i was skiing with my uncle once and someone put the bar down and it smacked his head, safe to assume that guy never put the bar down again after that long ass lecture by my uncle
little1337Rode up with a guy who whipped out a ziplock bag of pancakes and ate some on the way up
One time we were grilling up food at Abay and no one wanted the last 4 hamburgers patties, so i put them in a bag and ate them (cold, with nothing else, just patty) on the lifts. Got sick as fuck lmao
ConesForBreakfastOne time we were grilling up food at Abay and no one wanted the last 4 hamburgers patties, so i put them in a bag and ate them (cold, with nothing else, just patty) on the lifts. Got sick as fuck lmao
bro doing that shit where you eat only the patty, plain hotdog with no bread, etc goes hard asf
Rando's that get on with me when there is nobody in line. It's wide open.
Then the MF'er's won't talk to me.
It's like why the "F" you get on a chair with me when you had the whole lift to yourself, then be a "F-ing" dick.
last year i was riding one of my home mountains new lifts for the first time, and about 100 yards from the top, a cable snapped and the chair began to shift backwards. was stuck for about 2 hours on the lift before they figured something out to get the rest of the people off the chair. honestly it went a lot better than I was expecting. got a free meal out of it too
once i was alone with a guy on the lift and he shotgunned a beer
freaked me out only because i was like 9 and i’m a mormon so i don’t ever see ppl drink lmao
brentkimballonce i was alone with a guy on the lift and he shotgunned a beer
freaked me out only because i was like 9 and i’m a mormon so i don’t ever see ppl drink lmao
Was in 8th grade rode up with three friends the kids in front of us were like juniors they called us retarded out of no were I said shut the fuck up and then they called me the n word straight up and I was crowded not super but still they said were gonna fight you we think they’re joking we get up there they’re there waiting so I ride and pull a ski off and swing it at them they back out and I have enough time to put it back on and dip my friends were like if there up there were not fighting fucking juniors
Stranger offered gave me a swig of what I thought was whiskey....still have no clue what type of alcohol that actually was but holy shit it burned my throat. (My guess is fireball mixed with cheap vodka)
Hopped on the trusty double with my radio on. The buddies who were a few chairs back decided to start talking about how I really wanted to ride with this random chair buddy, and how I had pissed myself the night before. They were happily married though!
