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Ski Monks

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ChangeCashMoney
Posts: 311 - Karma: 1,318
Was trynna think of ways to become a ski bum for life and a very non-realistic but entertaining idea came to mind. I start a ski church whose most dedicated believers can commit their lives to the service of Ullr, and live in a monastery on a mountain somewhere. We probably keep bees, and distill some kind of spirit like the badass Carthusian monks who make Chartreuse, and then just ski all winter.
Sep 20 2020 6:31AM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,580
I declare myself arch bishop. DM me for the address to send your annual ski sacrfice to.
Sep 20 2020 12:03PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
You'd need to purchase alot of land to house the billions seeking such a pristine existence
Sep 20 2020 3:03PM
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Obama_care
Posts: 581 - Karma: 2,759
Monks visit or school every week we talk to them for an hour and half of them ski it’s dope
Sep 20 2020 3:20PM
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