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Which Ski Size will enable me to get more ass. 177cm or 184cm?

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CloudBasedRippah
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So I am the typical "5'10" shorter dude who only gets laid because I am somewhat decent at skiing. I normally ride 177's and have considered them to be perfect for me. All the ski size guides out there are saying 181 should be my biggest ski but they're also fuckin posers.

I'm in the market for some new Armada ARV's and found a good used pair that I am hella stoked on. The issue is that they are 184 cm's and I'm a bit worried they'll be too big to spin shitty 1080's and, therefore, too big for chicks. Anyone out there ever sized up and had issues? other than ED or STD's ? (skiing related only pls)

Thanks for the help
Sep 14 2020 4:10PM
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Cade2
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Don’t size up! You’ve been warned....
Sep 14 2020 5:09PM
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Cade2
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Sep 14 2020 5:10PM
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CloudBasedRippah
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Cade2


I dont 100% get it tbh. My pelvis would break from all the fuckin or what? I want my knees to stay in tact too, Cade. You sound like a midwest dirt biker who's overly familiar with mountain dew and chicks named Faith btw
Sep 14 2020 6:14PM
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CloudBasedRippah
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Ohh I get it now. Futurama reference... Sorry to go after your woman there Cade you didn't deserve that
Sep 14 2020 6:18PM
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abar.
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You know what they say...
Sep 14 2020 9:03PM
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Michigan_Sucks
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5'2" here rocking 172 cm ARV 106s. Size up if you aren't a pussy.
Sep 14 2020 9:23PM
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CloudBasedRippah
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Michigan_Sucks5'2" here rocking 172 cm ARV 106s. Size up if you aren't a pussy.


Bro you are literally oompa loompa sized comin all up in here barkin at me about 172cm's. That shit is literally the size of my toothpick. We're talkin about gettin in that 180cm+ club, Mich! C'mon now!
Sep 14 2020 9:34PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Short skis suck long skis get you fucked.
Sep 14 2020 9:36PM
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Michigan_Sucks
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CloudBasedRippahBro you are literally oompa loompa sized comin all up in here barkin at me about 172cm's. That shit is literally the size of my toothpick. We're talkin about gettin in that 180cm+ club, Mich! C'mon now!


I'm sizing up 15 cm from my height and you're being a little bitch about sizing up 6 cm. The only thing here that is oompa loompa sized is the size of your balls.

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:11:38pm

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:12:29pm
Sep 14 2020 10:10PM
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weastcoat
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Michigan_SucksI'm sizing up 15 cm from my height and you're being a little bitch about sizing up 6 cm. The only thing here that is oompa loompa sized is the size of your balls.

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:11:38pm

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:12:29pm

😂😂😂😂
Sep 14 2020 10:46PM
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CloudBasedRippah
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Michigan_SucksI'm sizing up 15 cm from my height and you're being a little bitch about sizing up 6 cm. The only thing here that is oompa loompa sized is the size of your balls.

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:11:38pm

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:12:29pm


Hahaha no cap you got me cheif. I think I may go 190 just off that roast. Much thanks my orange friend!
Sep 15 2020 12:24AM
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twerkphone64
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longer as all things should be
Sep 15 2020 1:31AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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long skis=long pp
Sep 15 2020 1:35AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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@CloudBasedRippah obv dosent ride big boi skis, if you aint riding 10-15cm above your height you a lil bitch, ive been riding 177s since I was 5,3
Michigan_SucksI'm sizing up 15 cm from my height and you're being a little bitch about sizing up 6 cm. The only thing here that is oompa loompa sized is the size of your balls.

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:11:38pm

**This post was edited on Sep 14th 2020 at 10:12:29pm
Sep 15 2020 1:38AM
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twerkphone64
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Facts
ColoradoDogfartlong skis=long pp
Sep 15 2020 1:53AM
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chef_boyardee
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long skis=more swag=more ass
Sep 15 2020 2:33AM
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anders_a
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moar cm = moar better.
Sep 15 2020 5:58AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I’m 5’8” and have spun 184s. I regularly ride 180s. You’ll be fine. You’re overthinking it.

Plus, you gotta use them hips to spin bigger skis. Pays off with the ladies.
Sep 15 2020 10:05AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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This man knows the way, I know kids who are 6,3 and say that there 184s are too short I’m like stfu
BradAusNzCoCaI’m 5’8” and have spun 184s. I regularly ride 180s. You’ll be fine. You’re overthinking it.

Plus, you gotta use them hips to spin bigger skis. Pays off with the ladies.
Sep 15 2020 10:31AM
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Celery
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I'm 5'9" and I ride 185s. I have no problems hucking a 7, and I've got blends which are kinda heavy. You'll be fine. Size up
Sep 15 2020 10:59AM
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CloudBasedRippah
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Appreciate all the feedback. Turns out this clown wants 300 bucks for used 2019 ARV's when they are 319 brand new on EVO for the 2020 smh.. I remember when people used to hook each other up on this site, sucks how people just want as much $ as possible. ANYWAY, just going to buy them new and will rock the 184cm so the chicks know I have a big cock. Thanks again folks!
Sep 15 2020 11:06AM
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AaronO.
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184 if you want ass. might get called a shrimp dick if not
Sep 15 2020 11:26AM
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CloudBasedRippah
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AaronO.184 if you want ass. might get called a shrimp dick if not


Absolutely can NOT be havin that. I cant believe that all this time ppl have been calling me shrimp dick, oompa loompa balls, and micro penis all because I've been rockin skis in the 170's... Moment of self awareness I guess. Cant wait for my cock to grow as soon as I strap these puppies up!
Sep 15 2020 11:35AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Nah your still shrimp dick if you don’t rock 203s on the daily
CloudBasedRippahAbsolutely can NOT be havin that. I cant believe that all this time ppl have been calling me shrimp dick, oompa loompa balls, and micro penis all because I've been rockin skis in the 170's... Moment of self awareness I guess. Cant wait for my cock to grow as soon as I strap these puppies up!
Sep 15 2020 11:39AM
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AaronO.
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CloudBasedRippahAbsolutely can NOT be havin that. I cant believe that all this time ppl have been calling me shrimp dick, oompa loompa balls, and micro penis all because I've been rockin skis in the 170's... Moment of self awareness I guess. Cant wait for my cock to grow as soon as I strap these puppies up!

I’m glad I could help facilitate your breakthrough. Big ski energy is real
Sep 15 2020 12:08PM
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CloudBasedRippah
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ColoradoDogfartNah your still shrimp dick if you don’t rock 203s on the daily


EASY BUDDY! 203 is gettin dangerously close to a snowboard and we all know those fuckers have the most micro of peni...After typing this I realized it made 0 sense because we are talking length and not width but FUCK IT. Statement stands. Snowboarders have baby hogs
Sep 15 2020 12:44PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Fuck snowboarders
CloudBasedRippahEASY BUDDY! 203 is gettin dangerously close to a snowboard and we all know those fuckers have the most micro of peni...After typing this I realized it made 0 sense because we are talking length and not width but FUCK IT. Statement stands. Snowboarders have baby hogs
Sep 15 2020 1:16PM
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GayWolf420
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girls wont even acknowledge your existence in the tram line or at pdawg if you dont have at least 195+
Sep 15 2020 8:52PM
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CloudBasedRippah
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DeebieSkeebiesgirls wont even acknowledge your existence in the tram line or at pdawg if you dont have at least 195+


Damn man that place sounds fuckin GNARLY! They'd never let me in with my tiny ass dick :(

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Sep 15 2020 11:14PM
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gorbdawggybrent
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abar.You know what they say...


CatdickBojanglesShort skis suck long skis get you fucked.

longer the skis longer the schlong
Sep 16 2020 12:23AM
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supersquid
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Grabs look cooler with longer skis. Maude told me that at camp of champs some years ago. If you have seen Maude then you know what the answer is.
Sep 16 2020 1:38PM
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Dlonetti
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This thread has provided me with some much needed laughs during class lmao
Sep 16 2020 3:14PM
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Park.
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been on the 184 arvs and 177s and tbh the 177s were alot more fun. 184s were pretty dead. get a ski you think will fit ur needs.

maybe they changed that this year.

Idk.

that said, I only buy the biggest size.
Sep 16 2020 8:07PM
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Zypher
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5'9 and ride 186-193 daily. Spin the 193s a bit slow but mid 180s is no problemo. Size up kiddo
Sep 16 2020 9:37PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Zypher5'9 and ride 186-193 daily. Spin the 193s a bit slow but mid 180s is no problemo. Size up kiddo


this guy FUCKS
Sep 16 2020 10:25PM
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CloudBasedRippah
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Zypher5'9 and ride 186-193 daily. Spin the 193s a bit slow but mid 180s is no problemo. Size up kiddo


OMG your a fuckin hero. Also, not many words out there that dunk on people harder than referring to someone as "Kiddo" imma steal that, buddy
Sep 17 2020 10:55AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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This dudes prob like 23 😂😂
CloudBasedRippahOMG your a fuckin hero. Also, not many words out there that dunk on people harder than referring to someone as "Kiddo" imma steal that, buddy
Sep 17 2020 12:27PM
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vibecheck
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Michigan_Sucks5'2" here rocking 172 cm ARV 106s. Size up if you aren't a pussy.


woah
Sep 17 2020 10:13PM
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twerkphone64
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Which ass will enable me to get more ski size?
Sep 17 2020 10:23PM
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CatdickBojangles
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moist_velvetWhich ass will enable me to get more ski size?


Old white women.
Sep 17 2020 10:24PM
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CloudBasedRippah
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Just to keep everyone updated I am now a man! Chicks hmu






Nov 9 2020 12:43PM
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Bended_Toenail
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CloudBasedRippahJust to keep everyone updated I am now a man! Chicks hmu








THANOS DOG
Nov 9 2020 1:10PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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CloudBasedRippahJust to keep everyone updated I am now a man! Chicks hmu








@CalumSKI
Nov 9 2020 1:13PM
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CalumSKI
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CloudBasedRippahJust to keep everyone updated I am now a man! Chicks hmu








My children
Nov 9 2020 3:03PM
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corkr900
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size isn't everything champ
Nov 11 2020 3:19PM
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Celery
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corkr900size isn't everything champ


I bet you ride 168s
Nov 11 2020 3:20PM
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CloudBasedRippah
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corkr900size isn't everything champ


would you care to elaborate??? Enlighten us!
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