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swagmasterflex
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I've done it into a pool when I was 11 why not on to ice
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Sep 11 2020 11:33AM
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little1337
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How are the landings in there? If its soft enough then go for it, worst that could happen is you snap your neck and are paralyzed for the rest of your life, getting liquid food pumped directly into your stomach because you can't swallow and becoming more and more of a financial/ mental burden on your family and loved ones until ultimately you decide to pull the plug and end it all. But if you stomp the flip it'll look sick
Sep 11 2020 11:39AM
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twerkphone64
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Word
Sep 11 2020 11:40AM
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swagmasterflex
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little1337How are the landings in there? If its soft enough then go for it, worst that could happen is you snap your neck and are paralyzed for the rest of your life, getting liquid food pumped directly into your stomach because you can't swallow and becoming more and more of a financial/ mental burden on your family and loved ones until ultimately you decide to pull the plug and end it all. But if you stomp the flip it'll look sick


Geez that's very true. If the landing is soft I'll go for it but if it's even debatable whether or not the landing is "soft" there's no chance I'm going for it after hearing that. Thanks for the reality check man.
Sep 11 2020 11:47AM
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vibecheck
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little1337How are the landings in there? If its soft enough then go for it, worst that could happen is you snap your neck and are paralyzed for the rest of your life, getting liquid food pumped directly into your stomach because you can't swallow and becoming more and more of a financial/ mental burden on your family and loved ones until ultimately you decide to pull the plug and end it all. But if you stomp the flip it'll look sick



Sep 11 2020 11:48AM
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swagmasterflex
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Update: My friends all bailed on me so I am no longer going. ik such a disappointment
Sep 11 2020 2:46PM
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vibecheck
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swagmasterflexUpdate: My friends all bailed on me so I am no longer going. ik such a disappointment


Bruh 😔
Sep 11 2020 3:09PM
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Thegenericskier
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swagmasterflexUpdate: My friends all bailed on me so I am no longer going. ik such a disappointment


story of my life right here
Sep 11 2020 8:40PM
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r00kie
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swagmasterflexUpdate: My friends all bailed on me so I am no longer going. ik such a disappointment

Friends will come and go, but front flips are forever. Should've gone anyway OP.
Sep 11 2020 9:39PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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swagmasterflexGeez that's very true. If the landing is soft I'll go for it but if it's even debatable whether or not the landing is "soft" there's no chance I'm going for it after hearing that. Thanks for the reality check man.

For frontflips just find a small-medium jump and huck as hard as you possibly can. Hold nothing back. If you do that you will at least land on ur back.
Sep 12 2020 12:33PM
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Ghost_BLandzV2
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If you break neck its chill tho man you wont have to wait for the fam i’ll drive down there and pull the plug for you so you wont have to live with the embarrassment of being a let down to everybody.
Sep 12 2020 12:35PM
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swagmasterflex
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BLandzIf you break neck its chill tho man you wont have to wait for the fam i’ll drive down there and pull the plug for you so you wont have to live with the embarrassment of being a let down to everybody.


Its the thought that counts
Sep 12 2020 12:45PM
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bennwithtwons
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‘Friends’ ...? more like back-stabbing douchebags
swagmasterflexUpdate: My friends all bailed on me so I am no longer going. ik such a disappointment
Sep 12 2020 2:04PM
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vibecheck
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BLandzIf you break neck its chill tho man you wont have to wait for the fam i’ll drive down there and pull the plug for you so you wont have to live with the embarrassment of being a let down to everybody.









Sep 12 2020 3:50PM
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ReetsAdeets
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Ditch the poles when you're learning them, too easy to take one to the face and break your nose or eye socket or something when you land. Ask me how I know.
Sep 12 2020 6:02PM
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swagmasterflex
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ReetsAdeetsDitch the poles when you're learning them, too easy to take one to the face and break your nose or eye socket or something when you land. Ask me how I know.


ill take ur word for it
Sep 12 2020 6:18PM
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animator
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little1337How are the landings in there? If its soft enough then go for it, worst that could happen is you snap your neck and are paralyzed for the rest of your life, getting liquid food pumped directly into your stomach because you can't swallow and becoming more and more of a financial/ mental burden on your family and loved ones until ultimately you decide to pull the plug and end it all. But if you stomp the flip it'll look sick

Geeeeeez
Sep 12 2020 7:03PM
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WoFIowz
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little1337How are the landings in there? If its soft enough then go for it, worst that could happen is you snap your neck and are paralyzed for the rest of your life, getting liquid food pumped directly into your stomach because you can't swallow and becoming more and more of a financial/ mental burden on your family and loved ones until ultimately you decide to pull the plug and end it all. But if you stomp the flip it'll look sick


swagmasterflexGeez that's very true. If the landing is soft I'll go for it but if it's even debatable whether or not the landing is "soft" there's no chance I'm going for it after hearing that. Thanks for the reality check man.

Lmao. I was gonna say the worst that could happen would be you land on your neck and either tear a vertebral artery and die within minutes or you get an internal decapitation and walk around for a bit not realizing it but feeling a bit weird until you suddenly move the wrong way and instantly collapse and die. But really little1337 example is probably way worse. Being a quadriplegic imo has to be worse than dying. Idk how people go on like that.
Sep 13 2020 1:09AM
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OregonDead
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if you wait to go with your ‘friends’ you will never be a skier. go by yourself and get comfortable with being alone
Sep 13 2020 2:30AM
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MXmx
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When I teach skiing I never use poles. Even now I rarely use them.

I want to focus on correct posture, avoid backseat skiing, Parallel turns and stops and not focus on One more thing to confuse people.

There is a berm, rail, rainbow, 2 boxes, 2 small jumps there. Nothing too big.

You should just go to big snow, despite big snow/ burtons advertising of the place pretending that skiing doesn’t exist, this place has a decent park Ski scene.
Sep 13 2020 5:47AM
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SavageBiff
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swagmasterflexGeez that's very true. If the landing is soft I'll go for it but if it's even debatable whether or not the landing is "soft" there's no chance I'm going for it after hearing that. Thanks for the reality check man.


Long as your riding some nice moist skis they’ll absorb all the energy upon impact and you’ll ride away fine, now send it !
Sep 13 2020 8:43AM
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anders_a
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our indoor resort is not the place you wanna try stuff out, landings are not exactly slush, on the biggest jump it seems to be pure ice landing most of the time.
Sep 13 2020 9:06AM
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swagmasterflex
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UPDATE: i went today landing was soft and decided to throw a backflip on the last run. My friends phone died so I don’t have a vid but I was about halfway and bailed for some reason. I did meet the nelk boys tho so decent day

**This post was edited on Sep 13th 2020 at 6:36:58pm
Sep 13 2020 5:29PM
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SavageBiff
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swagmasterflexUPDATE: i went today landing was soft and decided to throw a backflip on the last run. My friends phone died so I don’t have a vid but I was about halfway and bailed for some reason. I did meet nelk tho so decent day


Well kudos m8 I was j/k about sending that , glad your ok your gonna have a good season it seems
Sep 13 2020 6:10PM
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swagmasterflex
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SavageBiffWell kudos m8 I was j/k about sending that , glad your ok your gonna have a good season it seems


hope so
Sep 13 2020 8:16PM
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AaronO.
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get confident with backflips first
Sep 13 2020 9:09PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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little1337How are the landings in there? If its soft enough then go for it, worst that could happen is you snap your neck and are paralyzed for the rest of your life, getting liquid food pumped directly into your stomach because you can't swallow and becoming more and more of a financial/ mental burden on your family and loved ones until ultimately you decide to pull the plug and end it all. But if you stomp the flip it'll look sick


Sep 13 2020 9:16PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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swagmasterflexUpdate: My friends all bailed on me so I am no longer going. ik such a disappointment


OregonDeadif you wait to go with your ‘friends’ you will never be a skier. go by yourself and get comfortable with being alone


This. I ski alone about half the time because I don't have many friends and they bail on me all the time, which used to make me depressed af all the time. Then i realized that whats was making me depressed was not skiing. So i started going anyway without people and got so much better just cus I was going whenever I wanted, got to ski whatever I wanted, and I get to ski way more. Obviously skiing with other people is more fun, but never let being alone hold you back!
Sep 13 2020 11:30PM
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swagmasterflex
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SavageBiffgonna have a good season it seems


too soon?

Jan 11 2021 1:11PM
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anders_a
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Don't joke about it :| twig and I are allready out. probably others
Jan 11 2021 1:16PM
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swagmasterflex
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anders_aDon't joke about it :| twig and I are allready out. probably others


lol surgery tomorrow for me
Jan 11 2021 1:18PM
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anders_a
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sorry to hear that :(



Now we cant even hang out apres ski telling the girls about the huge cliffs we hucked bragging having fun. due to covid, damnit.
Jan 11 2021 1:23PM
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SavageBiff
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Yikes hope you recover well
swagmasterflexlol surgery tomorrow for me
Jan 11 2021 1:26PM
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cakattack
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Literally threw front flips all last weekend on a tiny icy jump without having done em on tramps or even being able to 5 good. Didn’t land a single one but it was fun as shit. Head hurtin tho.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/988678/trim-65CFFA7F-3DA4-4E6B-B1CB-7D23113916DD-MOV


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/988679/trim-C0FD6BF3-67E0-4149-B8BA-FE71057DEEAC-MOV
Jan 13 2021 12:36PM
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swagmasterflex
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cakattackLiterally threw front flips all last weekend on a tiny icy jump without having done em on tramps or even being able to 5 good. Didn’t land a single one but it was fun as shit. Head hurtin tho.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/988678/trim-65CFFA7F-3DA4-4E6B-B1CB-7D23113916DD-MOV


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/988679/trim-C0FD6BF3-67E0-4149-B8BA-FE71057DEEAC-MOV


Geez dude, huck and pray eh?
Jan 13 2021 1:03PM
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cakattack
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swagmasterflexGeez dude, huck and pray eh?


hahaha fr one of my friends tried backflipping for the first time, and i was like "well now i cant be a pussy i gotta flip too"
Jan 13 2021 1:04PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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cakattackLiterally threw front flips all last weekend on a tiny icy jump without having done em on tramps or even being able to 5 good. Didn’t land a single one but it was fun as shit. Head hurtin tho.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/988678/trim-65CFFA7F-3DA4-4E6B-B1CB-7D23113916DD-MOV


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/988679/trim-C0FD6BF3-67E0-4149-B8BA-FE71057DEEAC-MOV

Damn dude i support the send but if you can't even do them on tramp, you probably shouldn't be trying on skis on ice. This is how you're gonna get super hurt. For front flips, you should really focus on the pop. I like to mainly pop off one ski as they're shuffled. The next part is where you really want to be comfortable doing fronts on a tramp or otherwise. After your pop, you tuck and huck your body around, but when you feel the right part of the rotation (air awareness) you should extend your legs and land, likely on your tails on a jump this small. Still, you should be hitting the snow with your skis first, not your back. I don't want to see a yung sendr like you get injured
Jan 13 2021 1:25PM
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cakattack
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ReturnToMonkeyDamn dude i support the send but if you can't even do them on tramp, you probably shouldn't be trying on skis on ice. This is how you're gonna get super hurt. For front flips, you should really focus on the pop. I like to mainly pop off one ski as they're shuffled. The next part is where you really want to be comfortable doing fronts on a tramp or otherwise. After your pop, you tuck and huck your body around, but when you feel the right part of the rotation (air awareness) you should extend your legs and land, likely on your tails on a jump this small. Still, you should be hitting the snow with your skis first, not your back. I don't want to see a yung sendr like you get injured



https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/989195/trim-B188B15C-85EB-427E-B41E-1FBF301884F8-MOV

Ur advice is golden
Jan 16 2021 2:17PM
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anders_a
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cakattackhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/989195/trim-B188B15C-85EB-427E-B41E-1FBF301884F8-MOV

Ur advice is golden


Im stoked seeing this! good vibe man! I wish I was this young again just escalating stuff with friends again! I did my first backie with some good group stoke! as long as nobody is in the ER and in surgery, your good ;)
Jan 16 2021 2:51PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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cakattackhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/989195/trim-B188B15C-85EB-427E-B41E-1FBF301884F8-MOV

Ur advice is golden


Yoo dude good job!
Jan 16 2021 6:11PM
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swagmasterflex
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How do you get the confidence to just throw a front flip. So scared man ngl
Jan 16 2021 6:17PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Does it really matter if you suck if your still havin fun though
Jan 16 2021 7:17PM
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