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Worst park you have ever been to

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swagmasterflex
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I'm curious as to what people have to say when it comes to the worst park they've ever skied. drop the name of the worst park you've shredded and why it was so bad.
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Pigeon.
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ColoradoDogfartkeystone A51, i gotta deal with @X_ANKILLA on the daily


god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers
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hoodratz47
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I can't think of ski bowl ever having pipe. Timberline used to have winter one. But it would always fill up with snow. Meadows had the trench built one....
Paul.True, multipor park is always pretty garbage. They built a park on the paddle tow over there one year that I heard was pretty sick, but I was away at school that year and missed it. Can’t say Ive ever seen a skibowl pipe though and Ive been skiing there pretty consistently for the past 10 years. I can only imagine how janky that would be
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flavourtown
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swagmasterflexI'm curious as to what people have to say when it comes to the worst park they've ever skied. drop the name of the worst park you've shredded and why it was so bad.


Cypress in Northvan, seen old videos of it looking pretty sick but stopped by for a bit and was kinda weird, idk if it was a bad year or something but it had a line of jumps that were very small but would shoot you to flat and a huge quarter pipe but no jumps over a smaller medium.
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flavourtown
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flavourtownCypress in Northvan, seen old videos of it looking pretty sick but stopped by for a bit and was kinda weird, idk if it was a bad year or something but it had a line of jumps that were very small but would shoot you to flat and a huge quarter pipe but no jumps over a smaller medium.


most rcr parks arent great either bc they dont allow jumps espesscially NAJIBSKA
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X_ANKILLA
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ColoradoDogfartkeystone A51, jumps are wayyy to big, rails are wayy to slippery, fucking hate it there. Also the views suck ass and i gotta deal with @X_ANKILLA on the daily

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This Boy spittin Facts. A51 should be all Knuckles. Fuck a "park".
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ColoradoDogfart
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X_ANKILLAThis Boy spittin Facts. A51 should be all Knuckles. Fuck a "park".


finally somebody gets it
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Slowbro
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Furano in Hokkaido, which is an amazing mountain, but the park looked like it was built by one underpaid intern. No rails longer than 6 feet, steep skinny kickers with no landing and a box that looked like the top was just plywood. There was also a mysterious wooden artifact at the bottom of the park that may have been intended to be a wallride, but had no jumps or even slopes to approach it with. It looked like something out of the late 90s.
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warm_diet_coke
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SlowbroFurano in Hokkaido, which is an amazing mountain, but the park looked like it was built by one underpaid intern. No rails longer than 6 feet, steep skinny kickers with no landing and a box that looked like the top was just plywood. There was also a mysterious wooden artifact at the bottom of the park that may have been intended to be a wallride, but had no jumps or even slopes to approach it with. It looked like something out of the late 90s.

Was talking to one of the park staff in Japan and they were like “yeah park isn’t as huge here because we’re always having to dig them out after it snows”.
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skiP.E.I.
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soupFernie in 2013. It reminded !e of early 2000 parks it was brutal


Why would you bother going in the park at Fernie?

BIGROCK MOUNTAIN in Aroostook county Maine takes the cake for hilariously bad parks. They have a teeter totter rail which should say enough about it. Most of the rail take offs are as wide as whatever feature it is. One time they had a jump which was basically a roller with the back cut off for a 30 foot table top.
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RIP_leos_shack
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Silverton, CO

All of the rails still have branches on them and the park crew is so lazy that they make you build your own jumps.
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Organgua
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Smuggler’ Notch VT - worst shit i’ve ever seen. two rails and a jump line where you couldn’t get 3 feet of air
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theabortionator
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SwitchPizza69Was talking to one of the park staff in Japan and they were like “yeah park isn’t as huge here because we’re always having to dig them out after it snows”.


Tahoe has some pretty big parks even when it's nuking.

I know a few people who have worked in Japan but not that many. Seems like they don't hire that many internationals at least for parks. I know people that go for instructing but doesn't seem easy to get a park job.
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warm_diet_coke
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theabortionatorTahoe has some pretty big parks even when it's nuking.

I know a few people who have worked in Japan but not that many. Seems like they don't hire that many internationals at least for parks. I know people that go for instructing but doesn't seem easy to get a park job.

Yeah I think there is a lot less of a scene there so just less people out there to build them I suppose. Suginohara had some pretty cool stuff and there are still some great park skiers from Japan.
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shinbangclan
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dogfacemattHard to call anything up here "the worst". We'ere all trying so hard with what we have, both time and resources. The "worst" was probably the most fun because of the people who were making the most out of it.


I know what you mean, but theres nothing that kills the vibe harder than rusted to shit rails and steep, icy kickers. It's just got injury written all over it.
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wyld_stallyns
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Cannon, NH.

barely even a mountain, only has like 30 runs maybe, but their park at the top is actually a joke. small ass rails with oversized jumps and dancefloors up the ass. I understand its a small mountain probably targeting beginners but still the worst park I've ever seen
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