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This year's annual pre-season trip to QC!
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Somebody had to post about it...start the thread, so that the stories afterwards can be easily added to it.
My predictions are that we have ATLEAST one run-in with the cops (and not for sessioning some curving octa-kinker at some hospital that empties into 9 lanes of traffic and cyclists...and the cyclists are on fire with machine guns to add to the danger affect). ATLEAST one trip to the hospital, possibly for, or maybe not, a potential skiing injury and lastly...
I believe we will be under the number of beers consumed per capita of the SpringHill May Long Weekend canoe race...we just have too many light weights on this trip...
Those are my picks for over/under...Can't wait for Thursday...
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I could definetly see the poorer members of this trip eating like their on welfare just so they can drink way too much. my only prediction.
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It's not a ski-trip if you don't eat mr. noodles and crack open the sandwhich maker in the middle of the lodge to start making some grilled cheese...
And yes,if starvation is the only means to making a 12 beer night a 16+ night...than those steps will have to be undertaken...
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while i'm sitting here studying I'm super jealous of all you fuckers cause I see your havin' a good dump of snow up there now......
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Damn refresh...just lost a dictionary's worth of text...quickly put...
Hanlon is moving to Poley...the Cock-Wagon should be arriving in Hali shortly. There is a warrent for the arrest of John Emberly...Thor is a yeti...I think Goit showed up for the partying and not the 6 total runs he did over a few days...It occured to me on the way home, why was Wilson half naked and emberly was VERY naked in the hall way anyway??? Urban rail session was pretty dope...Foster rocked the show...boxes are deadly at Stoneham and leave kids on the ground for ski patrol to pick up...Thor made a new friend while skiing at st. anne...
Will continue later...
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I still haven't figured out how I made it back to the hotel after passing out in BK. I think that will be a mystery forever.
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somehow, sleeping on a hilton wooden coat hanger cures next morning hangovers and being burnt-out. Eureka!
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some interesting things. John E. Lives on Neverland Ranch. fliping off truck drivers is bad Karma. Hartwick nees new bindings. Fester needs new poles and rogain for his eyebrow. Jensen is a lanky tall mother Fucker to sleep with but Hartwick is just right. John E should never go to the bar alone. The Hilton has prob banned John E. The CLSC is on strike in quebec. Even the ugly women in Quebec are hot. Stoneham has the best groomer by its grooming shed, a Heli. Not speaking french is a bonus when skiing closed trails. It still hasnt stoped snowing in Quebec as of yesterday. Im going back asap.
Quotes- 'what happend did Hartwick fall Again?'-Hanlon. 'sure, we will pay for your car to get out, but you know what you will have to do for that'-Jensen to two stupid bitches. 'Out of all of the shit going on in Quebck and all of the criminals in quebec, you pull me over and give me hard time over a fucking Jay Walking Ticket'-Emberly to the cops. 'Eat a dick bitch' Me, to two stupid french bitches in the elevator. 'ID or Money'-Bouncer. 'He must be french'- local skiers remarking of Fosters jibbing. 'I did the S-rail'-Halon.
This was a sick ass trip, and now there is now snow here. The good news is that Wentworth's new rails are in, but i havent seen them to see if they are done right, prob not knowing how things are done here. I quit skiing here, fuck it, Im moving to the land of poutine and Lucie, if you know what im saying.
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c'est bonne trip...tabernac...I think to say 'tabernac' every 5 minutes is a law in QC...what was up with those pricks at that ski/board shop...watchin' us and shit...I should have bought their shit store and fired them...
lesson: don't try and go big, or even spin switch, with busted up head madtrix...
hmmn...NSIA trip... :)
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predictions for this years trip........
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haha.. i forgot about BK. and I did way more than 6 runs.. i think it was in the neighbourhood of 12
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