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ak_powder_monkey
Posts: 457 - Karma: 4
as a sacrifice to the snow gods, forcast looks good but lets help it along


...Heavy snow warning tonight through monday afternoon...

Today... Snow showers. Accumulation up to 2 inches. Highs in the 20s. North wind 10 to 20 mph.

Tonight... Snow. Heavy at times after midnight. Accumulation of 4 to 8 inches. Lows in the teens. Northwest wind 10 to 20 mph.

Monday... Snow. Heavy at times during the morning. Accumulation of 4 to 8 inches. Storm total 8 to 16 inches. Highs in the 20s. Northwest wind 10 to 15 mph.


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Go Climb a mountain!
Mar 28 2004 5:17PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
you want to burn somtihng to the snow gods that will help it snow for crying out loud burn some of your accumulated fat that has came as you sit on your ass and wait for a powderday which when it does come you attempt to ski the powder but for the love of god you sink in that shit and millions of tax dollars are spent in the removal of your lard ass by helicopter on chilkoot where you are then taken to providence hospital and even more tax dollars are spent to make sure your enourmous ass isnt in danger of a hypothermia, so a solution to this problem would to be next time it snows, dont go out and ski just sit and watch a tgr flick and spend your medical insurance on a hefty bag of potato chips and keep your ass planted on that couch so my fucking tax write-off may be less than your fucking wieght in kilograms next season



Alaska pride
Mar 31 2004 1:30AM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
you want to burn somtihng to the snow gods that will help it snow for crying out loud burn some of your accumulated fat that has came as you sit on your ass and wait for a powderday which when it does come you attempt to ski the powder but for the love of god you sink in that shit and millions of tax dollars are spent in the removal of your lard ass by helicopter on chilkoot where you are then taken to providence hospital and even more tax dollars are spent to make sure your enourmous ass isnt in danger of a hypothermia, so a solution to this problem would to be next time it snows, dont go out and ski just sit and watch a tgr flick and spend your medical insurance on a hefty bag of potato chips and keep your ass planted on that couch so my fucking tax write-off may be less than your fucking wieght in kilograms next season



Alaska pride
Mar 31 2004 1:33AM
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skiring
Posts: 223 - Karma: 13
Damn....... HAAAAAAAAAAA
Mar 31 2004 5:22PM
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